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Funny story: Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. 'The Sochi Winter Olympics has once again shown us all,' Lord Coe told the BBC, 'that any number of visually interesting co...
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Funny story: Why You Run, Top 10 Theories

Why You Run, Top 10 Theories

Having some Facebook friends who are prone to remind me of their superior physical condition and fitness by recounting their long distance running accomplishments, I was driven to research this peculiar phenomenon of running, once reserved for desperate circumstances such as escaping an enemy or a hungry bear, but now indulged in as though exertion were cake and sweat were frosting. At least one...
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Funny story: Olympics: Nepal registers Yeti for 100 metres

Olympics: Nepal registers Yeti for 100 metres

The Nepalese Olympic Committee was ridiculed last night after announcing its intention to field The Yeti in the 100 metres sprint at London 2012. During a press conference in Kathmandu, Committee Chairman Prem Hayu insisted that the time was righ...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Favored to Win Boston Marathon

Mitt Romney Favored to Win Boston Marathon

The $75 million Mitt Romney has spent on his presidential campaign appears to have more than paid off; polls now show that Romney is favored to win not only the Republican presidential nomination, but also the Boston Marathon. "I didn't even reali...
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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 5: Ten Things To Know About Sport

The Beginner's Guide Part 5: Ten Things To Know About Sport

Sport. To some a pastime, to others a way to unwind from the stresses of the day. And to other others it's a job. Others still find sport a thing that 'other people do'! But whatever it is, it's sport! A competitive, energy depleting activity, designed to get you fit, sweaty and worked up! Here we delve in to ten things you need to know about all types of sport, so jog on... 1. R...
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Funny story: 'It's not fair, he's got no legs', moan UK Athletes

'It's not fair, he's got no legs', moan UK Athletes

The world of athletics is in turmoil as legless athlete, Oscar Pistorius runs what could be an Olympic qualification time. The debate goes on as to whether or not he should or shouldn't be allowed to enter alongside 'able-bodied' athletes, bearing in...
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Funny story: Fact: New Scientific Study Proves Running 'Gets You There Quicker'

Fact: New Scientific Study Proves Running 'Gets You There Quicker'

Scientists have sensationally discovered that running 'gets you there quicker', whilst being a good cardiovascular workout. The study, undertaken at the Cambridge university, was conducted over a four year period. Funded by the taxpayer, boffins r...
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Funny story: Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed. "Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise. Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not A...
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Funny story: Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Brave Barb Walters hopes to break the 100 metre sprint record despite having no legs, and says she will do it without steroids. The popular local East London lass says she has dealt with challenges most of her life after her alcoholic father accid...
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Funny story: Rays B.J. Upton does Breast Cancer 10k Run in 3 Days, 21 hours, 16 minutes

Rays B.J. Upton does Breast Cancer 10k Run in 3 Days, 21 hours, 16 minutes

BJ (Brisk Jog) Upton, the Tampa Bay Devil R . . . Tampa Bay Rays outfielder who was dressed down by teammates after casually strolling to field a ball hit by Diamondbacks Rusty Ryal in a game last week, attempted to prove that he can run fast by ent...
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Funny story: Is South African athlete a geezer in a skirt?

Is South African athlete a geezer in a skirt?

The family of South African 800m runner Caster Semenya have reacted angrily to reports that women athletes may refuse to race against her. Some of the world's top women athletes could boycott the sport if Semenya is allowed to return to competitio...
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Funny story: Running Back Sues To Have Stats Combined

Running Back Sues To Have Stats Combined

A college football running back Ryan is in both 3rd and 4th place on this year's statistics for rushing yards by a running back. The football player has sued to have his statistics combined and make him the number one rusher in the nation. "No on...
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Funny story: Adebayor Clan running riot

Adebayor Clan running riot

In a strange and almost noble gesture Emmanuel Adebayor's brother has tonight attempted to cause even more controversy during a single football match and take some of the heat off the Manchester City striker. Colin Adebayor, 19, currently on loan...
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Funny story: Dwain Chambers in new drug enhancement suspicion

Dwain Chambers in new drug enhancement suspicion

Disgraced sprinter Dwain Chambers was at the centre of a storm when it was revealed he had been caught speeding. "It wasn't the fact he was 10 miles an hour over the 30 mph limit that aroused suspicion, it was the fact he was on foot at the time."...
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Funny story: Local Man Actually Gives 110%

Local Man Actually Gives 110%

Local sales representative John Brewster was witnessed, by his daughter, giving an extra 10% on top of the already 100% that he had just given. Brewster was washing his car this morning like usual when he had given it his all. "I just had nothi...
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Funny story: Man's Shadow Stumbles and Falls

Man's Shadow Stumbles and Falls

London - Advertising executive and fitness buff Brock Bifford was suprised this week when he managed to outpace his shadow while running up his usual seventeen flights of stairs to work. "Well usually its pretty well neck-and-neck you know. I reck...
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Funny story: Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

PORT JEFFERSON, NY -- With the table conversation quickly running dry at the Johannigans family Memorial Day Weekend dinner, somebody needed to step up and re-energize it. As members of the family poked around at their food desperately searching their minds for a thought to vocalize, the lingering silence continued, demanding to be broken. But most were held speechless.
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Funny story: Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Here's a scary question that can rip apart the entire Presidential electoral process in less than a minute: What if an elderly man or woman running for U.S. President suddenly dies or falls seriously ill during the final election process?...
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