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Funny story:  'It's not fair, he's got no legs', moan UK Athletes

'It's not fair, he's got no legs', moan UK Athletes

The world of athletics is in turmoil as legless athlete, Oscar Pistorius runs what could be an Olympic qualification time. The debate goes on as to whether or not he should or shouldn't be allowed to enter alongside 'able-bodied' athletes, bearing in...
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Funny story:  Fact: New Scientific Study Proves Running 'Gets You There Quicker'

Fact: New Scientific Study Proves Running 'Gets You There Quicker'

Scientists have sensationally discovered that running 'gets you there quicker', whilst being a good cardiovascular workout. The study, undertaken at the Cambridge university, was conducted over a four year period. Funded by the taxpayer, boffins r...
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Funny story:  Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed. "Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise. Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not A...
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Funny story:  Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint  Record

Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Brave Barb Walters hopes to break the 100 metre sprint record despite having no legs, and says she will do it without steroids. The popular local East London lass says she has dealt with challenges most of her life after her alcoholic father accid...
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Funny story:  Rays B.J. Upton does Breast Cancer 10k Run in 3 Days, 21 hours, 16 minutes

Rays B.J. Upton does Breast Cancer 10k Run in 3 Days, 21 hours, 16 minutes

BJ (Brisk Jog) Upton, the Tampa Bay Devil R . . . Tampa Bay Rays outfielder who was dressed down by teammates after casually strolling to field a ball hit by Diamondbacks Rusty Ryal in a game last week, attempted to prove that he can run fast by ent...
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Funny story:  Is South African athlete a geezer in a skirt?

Is South African athlete a geezer in a skirt?

The family of South African 800m runner Caster Semenya have reacted angrily to reports that women athletes may refuse to race against her. Some of the world's top women athletes could boycott the sport if Semenya is allowed to return to competitio...
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Funny story:  Running Back Sues To Have Stats Combined

Running Back Sues To Have Stats Combined

A college football running back Ryan is in both 3rd and 4th place on this year's statistics for rushing yards by a running back. The football player has sued to have his statistics combined and make him the number one rusher in the nation. "No on...
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Funny story:  Adebayor Clan running riot

Adebayor Clan running riot

In a strange and almost noble gesture Emmanuel Adebayor's brother has tonight attempted to cause even more controversy during a single football match and take some of the heat off the Manchester City striker. Colin Adebayor, 19, currently on loan...
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Funny story:  Dwain Chambers in new drug enhancement suspicion

Dwain Chambers in new drug enhancement suspicion

Disgraced sprinter Dwain Chambers was at the centre of a storm when it was revealed he had been caught speeding. "It wasn't the fact he was 10 miles an hour over the 30 mph limit that aroused suspicion, it was the fact he was on foot at the time."...
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Funny story:  Local Man Actually Gives 110%

Local Man Actually Gives 110%

Local sales representative John Brewster was witnessed, by his daughter, giving an extra 10% on top of the already 100% that he had just given. Brewster was washing his car this morning like usual when he had given it his all. "I just had nothi...
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Funny story:  Man's Shadow Stumbles and Falls

Man's Shadow Stumbles and Falls

London - Advertising executive and fitness buff Brock Bifford was suprised this week when he managed to outpace his shadow while running up his usual seventeen flights of stairs to work. "Well usually its pretty well neck-and-neck you know. I reck...
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Funny story:  Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

PORT JEFFERSON, NY -- With the table conversation quickly running dry at the Johannigans family Memorial Day Weekend dinner, somebody needed to step up and re-energize it. As members of the family poked around at their food desperately searching their minds for a thought to vocalize, the lingering silence continued, demanding to be broken. But most were held speechless.
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Funny story:  Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Here's a scary question that can rip apart the entire Presidential electoral process in less than a minute: What if an elderly man or woman running for U.S. President suddenly dies or falls seriously ill during the final election process?...
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Funny story:  Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

A man accused of causing the deaths of 10 asthmatics in his town said his Fun Run idea was "just a wheeze". The charity event was intended to generate publicity and funds for asthma sufferers in Acton, where pollution is particularly foul.
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Funny story:  The Perfect Running Mate

The Perfect Running Mate

In the presidential race, it will become very important for both the Democratic and Republican nominees to choose the right Vice Presidential running mate, who can compliment their abilities and can add to their campaign strategies. Here are some possible choices for either party's consideration:...
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Funny story:  London Marathon granted shit and piss license

London Marathon granted shit and piss license

The London Marathon is to be granted a special license that will prevent runners from being prosecuted for defacating and urinating while completing the 26 mile course.
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Funny story:  Belated but Accurate

Belated but Accurate

Mass Media, disseminating misinformation, is in deep mess, but still up and running. As a result, the whole world has lost contact with environment and turned into a cat without whiskers.
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Funny story:  Bailey goes for gold - Carbon assisted, this time.

Bailey goes for gold - Carbon assisted, this time.

Donovan Bailey, billed as the World's fastest man, has found a way to go even faster than the 27.1mph he has been clocked at.
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