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Funny story: Thousands of WMDs Found on Miami Highway: Rumsfeld Called Back to Evaluate!

Thousands of WMDs Found on Miami Highway: Rumsfeld Called Back to Evaluate!

Miami, Fl/ Homeland Security Briefing (Code RED) - In a startling find just hours ago, Fl. state police found thousands of discarded Weapons of Mass Destruction littering a little used highway leading to this Sun Drenched, Spanish Speaking Playground...
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Funny story: Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.
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Funny story: Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.
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Funny story: Rumsfeld Goes Down To The Crossroads

Rumsfeld Goes Down To The Crossroads

Blues legend, Blind-lemon Donny Rumsfeld, has announced a coast to coast tour supported by his band 'The Invaders'...
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Funny story: Bin Laden tape traced to Houston's Bust-uh-Rap Recording Studio

Bin Laden tape traced to Houston's Bust-uh-Rap Recording Studio

"Lord if he's in HOUSTON'" Rumsfeld raged, "We''ll never find him!". Tito Lee, owner of Bust-uh-Rap recording studio in Houston Texas told CIA agents that yes a rather tall "dude" with a beard and a turb...
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Funny story: $3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice

$3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice

A shocked nation awoke today to the news of over three and a half trillion dollars in Girl Scout cookies have just up and vanished - completely unaccounted for. "We don't know where they went" parroted a well-groomed Donald Rumsfeld, wiping what app...
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Funny story: Rumsfeld Calls Tsunami Survivors "Selfish"

Rumsfeld Calls Tsunami Survivors "Selfish"

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has derided critics of United States tsunami relief efforts as "selfish whiners who don't have their priorities straight."...
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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Fired! Embarks on New Career as Rap Mogul

Donald Rumsfeld Fired! Embarks on New Career as Rap Mogul

"Donald Rumsfeld is out of a job!"...
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Funny story: Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Yesterday afternoon in Forth Worth, Texas, at a "2nd Amendment Rally" sponsored by the NRA in "A Tribute to Our Superb Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld," President Bush accidentally fired a new "safety non-safety" rif...
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Funny story: 9-11 - The Musical!

9-11 - The Musical!

Preparations are in motion for a musical that will be based on the events of 9-11. The musical, which will star all of the original political figures including Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell, paints the events as a tragedy, but a tragedy that leads to he...
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Funny story: "This is your last chance to turn around" -Bush

"This is your last chance to turn around" -Bush

"NOT MANY PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND IF I EXPLAINED THE WHOLE PICTURE" -Donald Rumsfeld...
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Funny story: Coffee Remains Unmade As Intern Numbers Fall

Coffee Remains Unmade As Intern Numbers Fall

The National intern shortage worsened last night as new appointments fell for the third time in as many months.
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Funny story: Office supply inventor dies at 71

Office supply inventor dies at 71

Milton Stamp, office supply entrepreneur and inventor died at his home recently after an extended illness. Stamp was well known to his colleagues, who, according to his wife Berta, were always somewhat skeptical about his ideas.
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