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Thousands of WMDs Found on Miami Highway: Rumsfeld Called Back to Evaluate!

Funny story: Thousands of WMDs Found on Miami Highway: Rumsfeld Called Back to Evaluate!

Miami, Fl/ Homeland Security Briefing (Code RED) - In a startling find just hours ago, Fl. state police found thousands of discarded Weapons of Mass Destruction littering a little used highway leading to this Sun Drenched, Spanish Speaking Playground...

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Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

Funny story: Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.

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Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Funny story: Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.

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Rumsfeld Goes Down To The Crossroads

Funny story: Rumsfeld Goes Down To The Crossroads

Blues legend, Blind-lemon Donny Rumsfeld, has announced a coast to coast tour supported by his band 'The Invaders'...

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Bin Laden tape traced to Houston's Bust-uh-Rap Recording Studio

Funny story: Bin Laden tape traced to Houston's Bust-uh-Rap Recording Studio

"Lord if he's in HOUSTON'" Rumsfeld raged, "We''ll never find him!". Tito Lee, owner of Bust-uh-Rap recording studio in Houston Texas told CIA agents that yes a rather tall "dude" with a beard and a turb...

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$3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice

Funny story: $3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice

A shocked nation awoke today to the news of over three and a half trillion dollars in Girl Scout cookies have just up and vanished - completely unaccounted for. "We don't know where they went" parroted a well-groomed Donald Rumsfeld, wiping what app...

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Rumsfeld Calls Tsunami Survivors "Selfish"

Funny story: Rumsfeld Calls Tsunami Survivors "Selfish"

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has derided critics of United States tsunami relief efforts as "selfish whiners who don't have their priorities straight."...

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Donald Rumsfeld Fired! Embarks on New Career as Rap Mogul

Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Fired! Embarks on New Career as Rap Mogul

"Donald Rumsfeld is out of a job!"...

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Bush Dumps Cheney & Rumsfeld

Funny story: Bush Dumps Cheney & Rumsfeld

Yesterday a Texas citizen spotted George W. ready to board a plane in Crawford, Texas, on his way back to the Capitol carrying two little pigs, one under each arm. Texas Citizen: "How was your vacation in Crawford, Mr. President?"...

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Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Funny story: Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Yesterday afternoon in Forth Worth, Texas, at a "2nd Amendment Rally" sponsored by the NRA in "A Tribute to Our Superb Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld," President Bush accidentally fired a new "safety non-safety" rif...

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Rumsfeld: "I'm mad at myself because . . . ( Hw'm I doing with this B.S., George?)"

Funny story: Rumsfeld: "I'm mad at myself because . . . ( Hw'm I doing with this B.S., George?)"

4-7-04 - Donald Rumsfield, Defense Secretary, said today that he is "Mad at himself" for not having learned earlier of American abuses of Iraqi captives despite his having been told of them months earlier by his generals. He also said that he is "Mad at himself" for not having told the President about them until recently although he told the President about them months ago and...

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9-11 - The Musical!

Funny story: 9-11 - The Musical!

Preparations are in motion for a musical that will be based on the events of 9-11. The musical, which will star all of the original political figures including Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell, paints the events as a tragedy, but a tragedy that leads to he...

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"This is your last chance to turn around" -Bush

Funny story: "This is your last chance to turn around" -Bush

"NOT MANY PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND IF I EXPLAINED THE WHOLE PICTURE" -Donald Rumsfeld...

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Breaking news…

Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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