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Funny story: Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has finally found the man he wants. The loveable Scientologist has been searching the nation for a hand masseuse to keep his delicate hands soft and "calm his raging spirit" w...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Heterosexual Scientology-loving Hollywood heartthrob, Tom Cruise has grown a beard to portray Rumpelstiltskin in his latest movie. The star - who is married to a woman, and likes having sex with women and only women...
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