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Funny story: Pope slips from public stage

Pope slips from public stage

Well-wishers wished Pope Benedict well after he broke his ankle while attempting to address lots of people in a big pizza in Venice. Remnants of the hot food dish had left the stage a bit slippery, and his right foot slithered away in an emotional...
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Funny story: Wipeout Forced To Make Way For Rugby - Viewers Up In Arms

Wipeout Forced To Make Way For Rugby - Viewers Up In Arms

As rugby fans prepare for the forthcoming Six Nations championship's opening weekend, the news that a popular TV show has had to make way for BBC coverage has provoked viewers' fury. The annual contest opens on Saturday at 2.30pm with the game bet...
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Funny story: International rugby star banned for three ears

International rugby star banned for three ears

Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...
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Funny story: Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

There was a dramatic end to a keenly-fought rugby match against local rivals Hull F.C. when Hull Kingston Rovers ran out of time after a late conversion. With only two minutes left, Rovers were trailing by just one point as their full-back was ge...
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Funny story: Rugger Buggers Buggered

Rugger Buggers Buggered

The sad tale of the distress caused by England's Rugger Buggers has not been fully recognised. Until now! Today we can reveal the inside story. It is shocking reading and boys at public schools should be warned to go no further! We tell the tale of Jack Weed whose prowess at school in Rugby football was admired by all. He could tackle, he could score tries, he kicked penalties, he even played a...
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Funny story: Martin Johnson quits role as ambassador for managerial return of Sir Clive Woodward

Martin Johnson quits role as ambassador for managerial return of Sir Clive Woodward

Martin Johnson has effectively quit his post as full-time ambassador for the managerial return of Sir Clive Woodward after resigning from his position as manager of the England Rugby Union team. Johnson, who in 2008 began his sustained campaign fo...
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Funny story: England rugby stars deny drug use on World Cup tour

England rugby stars deny drug use on World Cup tour

England's rugby stars today flew home from their disastrous World Cup tour in New Zealand. The tour was marked by below average performances on the pitch and by drunken nights that became headline news in newspapers both in Britain and in New Zea...
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Funny story: FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

Just when you thought things were simmering down after the untimely demise of Osama Bin Laden, the successful elevation of Pippa Middleton to the 'Hot List', and a set of new dentures for Sky News presenter Skoob, another controversy has risen like t...
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Funny story: Six Nations Showdown Day: Retailers On The Brink

Six Nations Showdown Day: Retailers On The Brink

Will England win the Grand Slam or will the Irish spoil the party? Can the Welsh triumph in France and sneak the title? Italy to beat he Scots anyone? Can retailers survive seven hours of fully-televised Six Nations rugby union? The shopping...
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Funny story: Six Nations Rugby: Scotland Unveil Secret Weapon To Beat English At Twickenham.

Six Nations Rugby: Scotland Unveil Secret Weapon To Beat English At Twickenham.

Twickenham is to host the rugby meeting of the weekend today, when England face arch rivals Scotland. The fixture is much anticipated, with an England win boosting their chances of winning the six nations trophy outright. However, Scotland have...
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Funny story: Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Nick Mallett, manager of the Italian national rugby team, has promised a 'fight' against France this weekend. Italy who have lost 29 out of 34 games under Mallett, are facing a challenge on Saturday. They have lost at home to France for the last n...
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Funny story: Oh shit...here come those bloody colonials again

Oh shit...here come those bloody colonials again

After watching an awesome display of powerful, fast, dynamic and highly skillful rugby by the Wallabies and All Blacks last night, English rugby manager Boris Johnstone looked less than confident. Johnstone, in fact, had taken on a deathly pallor...
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Funny story: Hornets Administration Name Chaos

Hornets Administration Name Chaos

Rochdale Hornets yesterday were in chaos following news that they may be entering their second administration in as many years. It is not the money side of it the club are worried about though, its what they should call themselves once they have...
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Funny story: Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

LONDON - Kelly Brook, model, actress, television presenter, and fox hunt organizer, revealed to her hair stylist that she has had it with boyfriend Danny Cipriani's womanizing ways. Thirty year old Brook said that she has never been with a man who...
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Funny story: Jabulani ball axed, rugby ball in

Jabulani ball axed, rugby ball in

The much talked about Jabulani ball is to be replaced in the final officials have now confirmed at Soccer City, Johannesburg. The ball which has caused much controversy will be replaced by a rugby ball on July 11th. The move comes after much disc...
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Funny story: Wetwang Sevens Tournament faces closure

Wetwang Sevens Tournament faces closure

Due to severe over-crowding and increasing complaints of fishy smells and rude behaviour, Wetwang Parish Council are threatening to close down the annual rugby sevens tournament. The Wetwang Sevens (referred to as the Fish Shop Next to Black Swan...
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Funny story: Official - American Football Is For Pussies

Official - American Football Is For Pussies

(Defecated News) Having deliberated over the last two years, IOC chiefs have rejected the USA's request to consider American 'Football' as a sport worthy of being in the Olympics. Sergio Buttokini, President of the IOC summarised the findings in...
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Funny story: British Lions Rugby Player Gets Nutsack Ripped Off By South African

British Lions Rugby Player Gets Nutsack Ripped Off By South African

There was absolute mayhem here following the latest rugby match between South Africa and the British Lions. The British Lions, a team comprised of cauliflower eared egg chasers from England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales, who by valiant tradition re...
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