The golden-voiced hobo who became famous for fifteen minutes says he plans to wed Rue McClanahan after he completes rehab for drug and alcohol abuse.
Ted Williams, the 53-year-old former radio announcer who lived in a cardboard box and ate cat fo...
Former Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has passed away at age 76.
Rue, the Samantha Jones of the geriatric set, achieved room temperature via stroke at 1 AM today, according to her manager.
Interestingly, Mcclanahan and Sex and the City star Kim C...
Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has died at the age of 76. That makes actress, Betty White the last of the Golden Girls and winner of at least a million dollar tontine.
The tontine is named after a banker named Lorenzo de Tonti, who invented it in Fran...
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