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Rudolph Refusing To Go Anywhere Near Aleppo

Funny story: Rudolph Refusing To Go Anywhere Near Aleppo

North Pole, Arctic - Rudolph is not apologizing for his recent weekend Twitter rampage, stating that he will not be forced to drop presents off in Aleppo, Syria. Sighting claims that it is far too dangerous to go anywhere near the bombed-out city...

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Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

Funny story: Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

"A close-up image of a blood vessel in the brain has amazed scientists with its likeness to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." When stories reached researchers at the world renowned 'Newcastle University', that Rudolph was missing, they gathered in...

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Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

Funny story: Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

"A close-up image of a blood vessel in the brain has amazed scientists with its likeness to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. When stories reached researchers at the world renowned 'Newcastle University', that Rudolph was missing, they gathered in t...

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Hill walker endured a two-hour attack by a reindeer - was it Rudolph?

Funny story: Hill walker endured a two-hour attack by a reindeer - was it Rudolph?

HEADLINE IN BRITISH DAILY: Hill walker endured a two-hour attack by a reindeer This just in from Scotland: The poor woman endured a long 'entanglement with the reindeer who had spied her hiking in the Scottish Hills, alone. Reindeer expert, I.M.A Deerman, said, "I just can't understand why he attacked. The woman MUST have provoked him by teasing him, perhaps about NOT being one of...

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Serious Santa - Rudolf Rift

Funny story: Serious Santa - Rudolf Rift

Christmas 2010 is in jeopardy after a serious falling out between Santa Claus and Rudolph was leaked to the press. It is speculated by our source from within Lapland that Rudolph referred to his boss as, "Fat, lazy and over-rated." Santa Clau...

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Energizer Bunny Replaces Rudolph on Santa's Sleigh

Funny story: Energizer Bunny Replaces Rudolph on Santa's Sleigh

Retained at the North Pole Neurological clinic for the past two weeks, doctors are still unable to rectify the electrical impulse problems with Rudolph's nose. As a contingency, Santa has contracted with the Energizer Bunny to provide "light guided"...

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Rudolph Caught with Mrs. Claus, Santa Pissed

Funny story: Rudolph Caught with Mrs. Claus, Santa Pissed

Busy finishing his list and then checking it twice, Santa Claus, figurehead of some Western commercial holiday notoriety, caught one of his employees doing the Christmas shuffle with his wife in the back of his Sleigh. Shocked then infuriated, Cla...

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Biblical Scholars discover Red Nosed Rudolf was source for Jesus Myth

Funny story: Biblical Scholars discover Red Nosed Rudolf was source for Jesus Myth

The story of the rejected misfit whose very weakness becomes the strength that saves the community was believed to be an historical feature of the gospels devoted to Jesus of Nazareth. Scholars have suggested that certain Greek, mandean and Palestine...

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in Training for Christmas Eve Flight

Funny story: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in Training for Christmas Eve Flight

North Pole, Alaska - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has been spotted doing some weight training up in the North Pole. He is dragging around old boxes loaded up with frozen snow to build stamina for the upcoming Christmas Eve flight around the world.

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Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Another Left-Wing Conspiracy?

Funny story: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Another Left-Wing Conspiracy?

Right wingers are calling this year's airing of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer," the longest-running holiday special, a disgrace to the principals of democracy. It is thought that the Christmas special, which has been featured on netwo...

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