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Funny story:  Rubbishgate: corrupt binmen dragged through the dirt

Rubbishgate: corrupt binmen dragged through the dirt

Police have uncovered a web of corruption that goes right to the heart of the world of garbage collection in the UK. Detectives say they were shocked at the levels of dishonesty, theft and poor personal hygiene among binmen. "It stinks," said und...
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Funny story:  Epsom woman's wheelie-bin goes missing

Epsom woman's wheelie-bin goes missing

Surrey police are on the look-out for a 3-year-old wheelie-bin which went missing over the weekend. Ruby Shanstuff of Moorlitter Street was devastated over her bin's disappearance. "It had all my best rubbish in it," she cried, before phoning the...
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Funny story:  Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

A major high street bank is today at the centre of a storm of controversy over claims its latest advert is not complete shit and fucking annoying. The advert, launched this week, features none of the trademarks that the British public have come to...
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Funny story:  Binmen go Ballistic over pay cuts

Binmen go Ballistic over pay cuts

Local authorities are facing the threat of industrial action after announcing that 1.6m council workers Involving mainly road sweepers, council gardeners and other ancillary staff are to have their pay frozen for the third year in a row. Officials...
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Funny story:  Death Penalty Brought Back For Litterers

Death Penalty Brought Back For Litterers

In a dramatic U-turn the government have outright voted in the death penalty, for people too lazy to find a waste bin in the street. Cases of littering have increased by over 2000% in recent years, compared with figures taken in 2003, with many of...
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Funny story:  Travel Chaos As Fly-Tipper Dumps World's Largest Stash Of Mini Bounty Bars

Travel Chaos As Fly-Tipper Dumps World's Largest Stash Of Mini Bounty Bars

There was travel chaos today, as the M40 was closed after someone dumped a lorry load of mini Bounty bars on the northbound carriageway. Over five tonnes of the coconut filled chocolatey treat were left on the motorway between 3:30 and 4:15am this...
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Funny story:  Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Westminster, LONDON: For years, Oliver Letwin, the Conservative MP has been hiding a secret. Many have known about it, but have not been able to disclose the details. Some have tried, but these details have been binned in public parks all over Lon...
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Funny story:  New Filing System Shock

New Filing System Shock

Revealed today has been the new filing system used by Cabinet Ministers to deal with their correspondence. In future all documents are to be filed in dustbins marked RUBBISH. This is to economise on space in Minister's heads and to deal with cons...
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Funny story:  Pickles Finds Kitten in Dustbin

Pickles Finds Kitten in Dustbin

Government Minister Eric Pickles has found his wife's boy friend's Kitten in a dustbin in Leeds. This has led him to decide to introduce weekly bin collections in an effort the transform the Tory Image and to find more stranded kittens. 'At one bl...
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Funny story:  Councils Say We're Throwing Away The Wrong Kind of Rubbish!

Councils Say We're Throwing Away The Wrong Kind of Rubbish!

Many of Britain's local councils are reporting a significant reduction in the amount of rubbish being taken to the official tips. The government was at first delighted with the news thinking the reason was simply because the general public were b...
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Funny story:  Waste collections to be based around lunar cycle

Waste collections to be based around lunar cycle

The government has admitted it is powerless to prevent councils from basing their refuse collections around the lunar cycle, despite earlier promises suggesting weekly collections would remain in place for the foreseeable future. Communities secre...
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Funny story:  Live Feed Of Garbage Disposal Had More Viewers Than 2011 MTV Movie Awards

Live Feed Of Garbage Disposal Had More Viewers Than 2011 MTV Movie Awards

According to this week's Nealson Ratings for cable television, the 2011 MTV Movie Awards were beaten out by a live feed of someone's garbage disposal in Griffin, Ga. It seems that the popular movie awards show lacked the star power that it usually ha...
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Funny story:  What a load of rubbish - Bin police indeed!

What a load of rubbish - Bin police indeed!

Oh my! I couldn't believe my eyes when I read about Bin Police and Bin Inspectors in Britain. Fines for not closing the lid on a wheelie bin or for leaving bags of rubbish beside the bins. What the hell is the country coming to? I left England in 1982 - before the dawn of the Wheelie Bins, though I do have to work with one when I visit my mam and family every year etc. Back when I lived...
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Funny story:  Local Man Puts Out Bins On Wrong Night - Wife Complains

Local Man Puts Out Bins On Wrong Night - Wife Complains

Local man, Terry Gorman, of Sandwich Street, Norwich, has admitted to accidentally putting the bins out on the wrong day. Terry explains: "Our bins are usually put out on a Wednesday night, for collection on a Thursday morning, but for some reason...
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Funny story:  Old Trafford Skip Mystery Deepens

Old Trafford Skip Mystery Deepens

The city of Manchester rumour mill clicked into overdrive today after it was revealed that an empty skip has been discovered behind the Stretford End of Manchester United's famous Old Trafford stadium. Curious journalists bombarded the club's swit...
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Funny story:  Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Glasgow has seen the appearance of strange animal, found in a dustbin in the Suckashell district. It is a cross between a lizard and a mouse and is thought to one of the famous missing links. Mrs Maureen McTavish, known for her disappearing cat, f...
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Funny story:  Aguilera Double Whammy

Aguilera Double Whammy

Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...
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Funny story:  Man trapped inside rubbish lorry

Man trapped inside rubbish lorry

The BBC reports that a man was trapped for several hours. It is not clear how the man ended up in the wagon but the incident has now been passed to Merseyside Police. Despite the headline Police are keen to point out that it wasn't actually a Refu...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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