Surrey police are on the look-out for a 3-year-old wheelie-bin which went missing over the weekend.
Ruby Shanstuff of Moorlitter Street was devastated over her bin's disappearance. "It had all my best rubbish in it," she cried, before phoning the...
A major high street bank is today at the centre of a storm of controversy over claims its latest advert is not complete shit and fucking annoying.
The advert, launched this week, features none of the trademarks that the British public have come to...
Local authorities are facing the threat of industrial action after announcing that 1.6m council workers Involving mainly road sweepers, council gardeners and other ancillary staff are to have their pay frozen for the third year in a row.
Officials...
In a dramatic U-turn the government have outright voted in the death penalty, for people too lazy to find a waste bin in the street.
Cases of littering have increased by over 2000% in recent years, compared with figures taken in 2003, with many of...
There was travel chaos today, as the M40 was closed after someone dumped a lorry load of mini Bounty bars on the northbound carriageway.
Over five tonnes of the coconut filled chocolatey treat were left on the motorway between 3:30 and 4:15am this...
Westminster, LONDON: For years, Oliver Letwin, the Conservative MP has been hiding a secret. Many have known about it, but have not been able to disclose the details. Some have tried, but these details have been binned in public parks all over Lon...
Revealed today has been the new filing system used by Cabinet Ministers to deal with their correspondence. In future all documents are to be filed in dustbins marked RUBBISH.
This is to economise on space in Minister's heads and to deal with cons...
Government Minister Eric Pickles has found his wife's boy friend's Kitten in a dustbin in Leeds. This has led him to decide to introduce weekly bin collections in an effort the transform the Tory Image and to find more stranded kittens.
'At one bl...
Many of Britain's local councils are reporting a significant reduction in the amount of rubbish being taken to the official tips.
The government was at first delighted with the news thinking the reason was simply because the general public were b...
The government has admitted it is powerless to prevent councils from basing their refuse collections around the lunar cycle, despite earlier promises suggesting weekly collections would remain in place for the foreseeable future.
Communities secre...
According to this week's Nealson Ratings for cable television, the 2011 MTV Movie Awards were beaten out by a live feed of someone's garbage disposal in Griffin, Ga. It seems that the popular movie awards show lacked the star power that it usually ha...
Oh my! I couldn't believe my eyes when I read about Bin Police and Bin Inspectors in Britain. Fines for not closing the lid on a wheelie bin or for leaving bags of rubbish beside the bins.
What the hell is the country coming to?
I left England in 1982 - before the dawn of the Wheelie Bins, though I do have to work with one when I visit my mam and family every year etc.
Back when I lived...
Local man, Terry Gorman, of Sandwich Street, Norwich, has admitted to accidentally putting the bins out on the wrong day.
Terry explains: "Our bins are usually put out on a Wednesday night, for collection on a Thursday morning, but for some reason...
The city of Manchester rumour mill clicked into overdrive today after it was revealed that an empty skip has been discovered behind the Stretford End of Manchester United's famous Old Trafford stadium.
Curious journalists bombarded the club's swit...
Glasgow has seen the appearance of strange animal, found in a dustbin in the Suckashell district. It is a cross between a lizard and a mouse and is thought to one of the famous missing links.
Mrs Maureen McTavish, known for her disappearing cat, f...
Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...
The BBC reports that a man was trapped for several hours. It is not clear how the man ended up in the wagon but the incident has now been passed to Merseyside Police.
Despite the headline Police are keen to point out that it wasn't actually a Refu...
Binmen on strike. Union guerilla tactics to slow-down rubbish pick-ups. A nasty build-up of public garbage and waste on side streets. Refuse collectors refusing to collect refuse. Locals forced to don wellies to wade through the kak-ridden mire. T...