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Funny story: Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying

Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying

Only a year old and yet body language experts have already signalled that Prince George will be fantastic at both crying and pooping. "We studied several videos of the young prince and surprisingly he showed a real interest in crying his head off...
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Funny story: My name is...?

My name is...?

Having been informed by her army of Doctors that she should 'ease' up on the numerous annual overseas holidays for fear of her long-term sidekick Phil the Greek either croaking or crapping himself midair, HRH Liz is becoming increasingly bored shitle...
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Funny story: Prince Harry says Cressida is a great ride

Prince Harry says Cressida is a great ride

Prince Harry, fourth in line to the throne and sixth in line for the new iPhone 6 outside the Apple store in Oxford Street, has gone on official public record to say his Cressida is a fabulous ride. Now 24 years old, he states that his Cressida is...
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Funny story: Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Kate appears to have heard the order but was confused for a short period when she thought the Queen meant to strip! However, Kate Middleton's grandmother-in-law is demanding lower hemlines, not the dropping of the skirt. According to Britain's Ma...
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Funny story: More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

In a move to bring more accountability to the Royal "non Monarchs" (or scroungers), they will be made to appear on T.V. after Premier League football managers on "Final Score" and give an account of where our hand-outs went for the previous week.
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Funny story: Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue

Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue

New York Mayor de Blasio, who has been trying to do away with horse-drawn carriages in and around Central Park, says that he's thinking of of doing it a different way. "I realize this is an unpopular decision and I have hundreds of letters from c...
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Funny story: ..."A right Royal BOGOF Rodney!"

..."A right Royal BOGOF Rodney!"

Unwanted souvenirs (AKA: Royal crap) celebrating the hatching of the Prince of Darkness Mark 11 (AKA: Prince George) are being flogged orf by Buck House in a huge January sale. Items including Royal 'made in China' China, trinkets, Royal 'mint' f...
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Funny story: All Royals need a personal helicopter George Osborne says

All Royals need a personal helicopter George Osborne says

Each member of the Royal family including third cousins twice removed is to have a personal helicopter, announced the Chancellor in his Christmas day speech. Prince Andrew, who uses one to walk his dogs with, is to have two. The huge amount of cas...
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Funny story: Now Prince Philip remembers who Nelson Mandela is, too late!

Now Prince Philip remembers who Nelson Mandela is, too late!

Royal Comedian, Prince Philip has remembered who Nelson Mandela is. "Hey I know him, I asked him what he did two years ago at one of the Missus's Street Parties". I can't remember what he said, though, and at that time he was ill due to some o...
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Funny story: Prince William and Duchess Kate Receive Conjugal Logo Thus Creating New Beast

Prince William and Duchess Kate Receive Conjugal Logo Thus Creating New Beast

Some couples buy matching outfits. Royal couples get matching heraldry. A new Conjugal Coat of Arms for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge blends William's royal shield comprised of English and Scottish Lions and a harp to symbolize Ireland with Ka...
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Funny story: Tussaud's drama as Harry goes and "loves" himself

Tussaud's drama as Harry goes and "loves" himself

Prince Harry has incurred the wrath of his grandmother The Queen after a drunken argument with brother William ended in outlandish embarrassment. 'It all started last night over dinner at the Palace,' recounted Harry, from his hospital bed. 'Golde...
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Funny story: Transplant Team on Standby for Royal Baby Boy George

Transplant Team on Standby for Royal Baby Boy George

In a frank interview today a Buckingham Palace spokesman was forced to admit that an unprecedented attempt to widen the royal gene pool had been a "dismal failure". It was during a discussion with the BBC's Royal Toadie, Nicholas Witchell, that th...
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Funny story: Cameron Calls Referendum on Divine Right of Kings

Cameron Calls Referendum on Divine Right of Kings

Hot on the heels of the birth of the so-called "royal baby", Prime Minister "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron emerged blinking from his Downing Street bunker today, to reveal his latest wheeze intended to unite his ailing ragbag party of neo-fascists, asset...
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Funny story: Palace Hit by "Royal" Baby Protest

Palace Hit by "Royal" Baby Protest

Buckingham Palace was surrounded and cut off by hordes of protesters this evening as news was released that a baby boy had been born to William Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Gluecksburg, colloquially known as "Wills", and his specia...
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Funny story: World awaits arrival of Royal baby

World awaits arrival of Royal baby

Fred Royal is confident that the new baby will arrive before the full moon descends upon the world. Hilda Royal was in labour because she thinks they are better then conservatives and Cameron is a ponce, not a pope. The Royals hope their baby will...
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Funny story: Prince Charles invites journalists to see his milk collection

Prince Charles invites journalists to see his milk collection

His Royal Highness Prince Charles has begun preparing the media for his inevitable coronation by inviting them into his home to allow them a glimpse of how he lives. It is his hope that this blatant buttering up will ease his passage into the kingshi...
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Funny story: Gamekeepers get tigrish

Gamekeepers get tigrish

London, United Kingdom. In news rapidly evolving over eons, the gamekeepers of Her Majesty's parks and reserves have voted to go on strike for 48 hours effective midnight Thursday to agitate for a 2% increase in pay which would bring them in line wit...
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Funny story: Parasites on Parade

Parasites on Parade

The latest report from our weeki leeks correspondent, the mole in royal circles. When asked about his contribution to comic relief, William (playboy) Windsor replied in jocular fashion. "I wiped my arse on last weeks Beano." Apparently he still has it delivered every week along with the Dandy and to think that someday he might have the top job. Let us hope that he doesn't have the dreaded royal...
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