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Funny story: Skeleton remains of Richard III found in a Leicester car park are bogus.

Skeleton remains of Richard III found in a Leicester car park are bogus.

The skeleton remains of Richard the III which were discovered in a Leicester car park during an archaeology dig and finally buried again at Leicester Cathedral, caught the imagination of the UK public. The discovery of the skeleton allowed experts...
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Funny story: Formerly Deceased King Richard III Joins Social Media

Formerly Deceased King Richard III Joins Social Media

The former corpse and monarch is set to involve himself in the 21st Century by joining various social media. The king was resurrected by royalist necromancers in 2012 but has maintained a low profile since his return to life. Richard III was ki...
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Funny story: Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Windsor Castle The Royal Family are having a battle royal since discovering Prince Henry gave Prince Charles some marijuana. "If you thought he was boring before, you should here him now. If he gets started on the philosophy of gardening, he can g...
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Funny story: Nancy Fenwick, 'Keeper of the Queen Corgis,' Pens New Tell-All Book - Can Monarchy Survive Shock Revelations?

Nancy Fenwick, 'Keeper of the Queen Corgis,' Pens New Tell-All Book - Can Monarchy Survive Shock Revelations?

London--The shock news this week that HM the Queen is cutting out her Corgis was eclipsed by the even more stunning announcement that the former "Keeper of the Queen Corgis," Nancy Fenwick, is writing a "no-holes barred," tell-all book about the outr...
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Funny story: New sex scandal grips British royals

New sex scandal grips British royals

London - A new pervy scandal is about to erupt after top Establishment toff Sir Bunty Luftwaffe KGB & Bar was caught with his panzers down at Buckingham Palace. Three shagged-for-shit corgis had to be euthanised along with the Queen's Official...
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Funny story: I was born under a wandering Ma

I was born under a wandering Ma

Looking resplendent in what can only be described as an upmarket bin liner and a pair of black Tesco tights, Royal serial baby maker, The Duchess of Lust and her six month bump have been wheeled out to cheer up the masses and divert their attention f...
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Funny story: The Royal Family at Christmas

The Royal Family at Christmas

We've listed just a few of their exhausting activities at Christmas: 1. Christmas Eve : Up to (and including ), a whole 20 minutes of smiling and waving at Windsor Castle Boot - Sale ( includes exercising British Restraint and not haggling over cut - price Tinsel ) 2 . Sampling Local's Mince Pies with a hard - to -manoeuver plastic fork at Balmoral 3 . Nodding and more smiling/ waving...
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Funny story: Lorde's New Songs Leaked to Media

Lorde's New Songs Leaked to Media

Lorde's newest songs have been leaked ot the media. A secret snitch sent along a copy of the eighteen year-old New Zealander's latest songs. The source says "Little White Yugos" is likely to be at least a moderate success on the pop charts. "All the...
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Funny story: Queen Said to be Responsible for Demise of Seaside Tourist Spot

Queen Said to be Responsible for Demise of Seaside Tourist Spot

Queen Lizard II found herself at the centre of a media storm last night after it was revealed that she did not know how to spell the name of the once popular Lancashire seaside town, Morecambe. Palace sources admitted the monarch's blunder but played...
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Funny story: Prince Charles Is The King Of The Mole People

Prince Charles Is The King Of The Mole People

We at Back and to the Left news were going through some rich peoples rubbish (in an attempt to find priceless Faberge eggs that may have been discarded) when we came across a document. This sort of thing happens quite regularly to us so we didn't thi...
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Funny story: Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying

Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying

Only a year old and yet body language experts have already signalled that Prince George will be fantastic at both crying and pooping. "We studied several videos of the young prince and surprisingly he showed a real interest in crying his head off...
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Funny story: My name is...?

My name is...?

Having been informed by her army of Doctors that she should 'ease' up on the numerous annual overseas holidays for fear of her long-term sidekick Phil the Greek either croaking or crapping himself midair, HRH Liz is becoming increasingly bored shitle...
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Funny story: Prince Harry says Cressida is a great ride

Prince Harry says Cressida is a great ride

Prince Harry, fourth in line to the throne and sixth in line for the new iPhone 6 outside the Apple store in Oxford Street, has gone on official public record to say his Cressida is a fabulous ride. Now 24 years old, he states that his Cressida is...
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Funny story: Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Kate appears to have heard the order but was confused for a short period when she thought the Queen meant to strip! However, Kate Middleton's grandmother-in-law is demanding lower hemlines, not the dropping of the skirt. According to Britain's Ma...
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Funny story: More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

In a move to bring more accountability to the Royal "non Monarchs" (or scroungers), they will be made to appear on T.V. after Premier League football managers on "Final Score" and give an account of where our hand-outs went for the previous week.
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Funny story: Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue

Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue

New York Mayor de Blasio, who has been trying to do away with horse-drawn carriages in and around Central Park, says that he's thinking of of doing it a different way. "I realize this is an unpopular decision and I have hundreds of letters from c...
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Funny story: ..."A right Royal BOGOF Rodney!"

..."A right Royal BOGOF Rodney!"

Unwanted souvenirs (AKA: Royal crap) celebrating the hatching of the Prince of Darkness Mark 11 (AKA: Prince George) are being flogged orf by Buck House in a huge January sale. Items including Royal 'made in China' China, trinkets, Royal 'mint' f...
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Funny story: All Royals need a personal helicopter George Osborne says

All Royals need a personal helicopter George Osborne says

Each member of the Royal family including third cousins twice removed is to have a personal helicopter, announced the Chancellor in his Christmas day speech. Prince Andrew, who uses one to walk his dogs with, is to have two. The huge amount of cas...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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