California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special.
'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 20...
London - "Bwahaha, we'll never live this one down!" was the only royal comment as 'intimate' pics of the happy newlyweds went viral on the net today.
The Seychelles honeymoon images reveal absolutely nothing remotely bordering on swimwear shots i...
London - Press-ganged by the Tories into wedlock last year Prince William has spoken about his eve-of-wedding nightmare.
The terrifying dream saw a Royal Protection Racket minder warn him the 'daft Italian gold-digger' wife would spend a fortune d...
Large handled mugs, mismatched saucers, too small plates, celebratory foot muffs and Wills and Kate wigs are just some of the items that have been appearing on eBay over recent weeks. All of the items have one thing in common, they are Royal Wedding...
London - Documents seen by the usual sources show Little Miss Bigamist's bride price matches the mystery £8 million 'admin fees' charged by Tony Blair's WindBush Ventures Corp.
The dosh was demanded by Queen Elizabeth when she found out Kate Middl...
London - 'The Corporation's been airbrushing people's perceptions for decades so tonight's revelation isn't such a big deal' was the gist of a PR statement issued tonight.
News of the latest bit of Beeb quackery comes amid reports that 'it all sta...
London - Military Police are probing a serious assault on a humble squaddie by a Booze & Royals major whose gargoyle-faced niece was a bridesmaid in April's royal wedding.
Major Nicholas Van Cutsem is accused of whipping a soldier so severely...
Paris - 'Take away the botox jabs, the cheek fillers and contour-plumpers and what do you get?' a Paris Snatch editorial asked today as rumors continued to fly about the controversial 58 year-old French politician.
'She may not have Pippa's slende...
Scotland - Their tin-foil linings aren't always visible to paparazzi lenses because of Palace deals aimed at stopping the Queen's relatives looking stoopid.
But yesterday's Edinburgh turnout saw a new outbreak of daft UFO-shaped fascinators as Hou...
Edinburgh - Z-Listers' sartorial frock-horror plummeted new depths on Friday as Zara Phillips took centre stage in an asymmetrical fake tan and mini-dress combo.
The one-shouldered tie-dye gown was casually draped over a part-tanned torso revealin...
Zara Philips' wedding dress designer has been announced and the revelation will come as a shock to some because the dress has been made by a current outcast from the fashion world.
That outcast is John Galliano and he is said to have told fri...
The latest news on Scotland's first Royal Wedding in nearly 20 years is that the ceremony, in which Zara Phillips - Princess Anne's daughter - is to tie the knot with England rugby star Mike Tindall at the Canongate Kirk on the Royal Mile, is still t...
Edinburgh - The brilliant Sun/Moon/Venus conjunction in Leo is hardly enough to stave off karma Scots star gazers told Zara Phillips today.
The Zodiac sign of kings' triple-whammy celestial fireworks have all the hallmarks of a bolt from the blue...
Zara Phillips has asked her mother, Princess Anne to stop talking about Mike's nose. Apparently Zara likes it just the way it is.
It has been hinted by some Royals that Mike should have his nose 'corrected' surgically, before the upcoming nuptua...
London - It's the clearest indication yet that horrid Bill Clinton/Cherie Blair doppelganger Kate Middleton could be flung in the Tower and summarily decapitated for treason.
The bigamous wife of a senior Tory cabinet minister, Middleton seemed ob...
London - A video published on the Royal YouBoob! channel shows the Queen 'giving away' grand-daughter Kate in a 2000 Hellfire Club Chapel wedding ceremony.
The groom's full-face ID is a bit obscure 'but looks awfully similar' to one of David Camer...
London - Hundreds of pages of the minutely choreographed script 'dated circa 2001' have been retrieved from a Wapping skip.
"It's either the most prescient example of clairvoyant journalism," ex-Daily Smearer reporter Dave Hacker said, "or a cynic...
London - His daughter Princess Charlene of Monaco may have picked up a congenital disposition to flee her nuptials, worried genealogists said today.
Fans of Charles reckon he had to be sedated and had his passport confiscated - three times, no les...