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Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real

Funny story: Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real

London, England The new Duchess of Sussex, actress Meghan Markle, admits that she didn't realize that her wedding to Prince Harry was real at first. She figured it was a movie and that Prince Harry was a look-a-like. "I'm pretty sure it was the...

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The Royal Wedding: A Review

Surprisingly we at back and to the left news weren’t invited to the latest Royal Wedding and we’re guessing neither were you. Despite the fact that we helped pay for it. But we’re not bitter. We’re not anything really after we took our medication this morning. We’re beginning to think we took too much or the Dr got our doses wrong, we guess we’ll find out. So in the spirit of the Royal wedd...

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Other Horses Embarrassed by Lead Horse in Royal Wedding Procession

Funny story: Other Horses Embarrassed by Lead Horse in Royal Wedding Procession

The other horses in the Royal Wedding procession through Windsor said they were thoroughly embarrassed by the behavior of the lead horse. “He was carrying on like a bloody spoiled colt, snorting and bucking and trotting out of line. I was embarras...

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Royal Wedding Off

Funny story: Royal Wedding Off

The Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is off. Buckingham Palace officials released a statement earlier to apologise for the inconvenience they were sure this would cause, but said the Prince was totally exhausted by the demands place...

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Wedding Undress? or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Royal Wedding

As the big day draws near speculation is reaching fever pitch and only one question is on the countries lips: What will Megan wear on the big day? Many experts and commentators have thrown their speculation around like jizz at an orgy and a pleth...

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Royal Wedding Anger Latest

Funny story: Royal Wedding Anger Latest

The Royal Wedding of HRH Royal Highness the Prince of Kabul Harry Windsor and Miss Meghan Markle has run into intense criticism over the day chosen for the wedding, and the inevitable clashes with the weddings, scheduled for the same day, of ordinary...

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Royal Wedding? I Know Nothing Of It, Claims Man In Papua New Guinea

Funny story: Royal Wedding? I Know Nothing Of It, Claims Man In Papua New Guinea

It's becoming clear that the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, thought to be the 'World Event Of 2018', isn't as widely-known-about as some people had imagined, after a man in Papua New Guinea claimed he knew nothing of it. The happ...

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Swedish royal marries tattoed formerly topless ho

Funny story: Swedish royal marries tattoed formerly topless ho

Stockholm, Sweden - An old slapper whose greatest claim to fame includes posing topless with a boa constrictor for BigTitz magazine in 2004 has married a leading tool - oops, member! - of the Swedish royal family. Princess Mammalia as she will b...

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Queen Elizabeth to renew wedding vows in Edinburgh

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth to renew wedding vows in Edinburgh

The "Mother of all hen parties" has been booked in Ibiza for the Queen's wedding vow renewal booked on 18th September to take attention away from Scotland's Independence referendum. Containers of sexy balloons, Queen outfits, plastic tickler orbs...

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'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

Funny story: 'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special. 'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 20...

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Wills and Kate furious as bootleg snaps show them playing 'bored' games on honeymoon

Funny story: Wills and Kate furious as bootleg snaps show them playing 'bored' games on honeymoon

London - "Bwahaha, we'll never live this one down!" was the only royal comment as 'intimate' pics of the happy newlyweds went viral on the net today. The Seychelles honeymoon images reveal absolutely nothing remotely bordering on swimwear shots i...

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Insomniac William 'spent the night tossing and turning' before nuptials

Funny story: Insomniac William 'spent the night tossing and turning' before nuptials

London - Press-ganged by the Tories into wedlock last year Prince William has spoken about his eve-of-wedding nightmare. The terrifying dream saw a Royal Protection Racket minder warn him the 'daft Italian gold-digger' wife would spend a fortune d...

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Royal Wedding merchandise floods eBay

Funny story: Royal Wedding merchandise floods eBay

Large handled mugs, mismatched saucers, too small plates, celebratory foot muffs and Wills and Kate wigs are just some of the items that have been appearing on eBay over recent weeks. All of the items have one thing in common, they are Royal Wedding...

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Missing millions explained: the Blairs paid Kate Middleton's £££s dowry

Funny story: Missing millions explained: the Blairs paid Kate Middleton's £££s dowry

London - Documents seen by the usual sources show Little Miss Bigamist's bride price matches the mystery £8 million 'admin fees' charged by Tony Blair's WindBush Ventures Corp. The dosh was demanded by Queen Elizabeth when she found out Kate Middl...

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'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC

Funny story: 'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC

London - 'The Corporation's been airbrushing people's perceptions for decades so tonight's revelation isn't such a big deal' was the gist of a PR statement issued tonight. News of the latest bit of Beeb quackery comes amid reports that 'it all sta...

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'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

Funny story: 'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

London - Military Police are probing a serious assault on a humble squaddie by a Booze & Royals major whose gargoyle-faced niece was a bridesmaid in April's royal wedding. Major Nicholas Van Cutsem is accused of whipping a soldier so severely...

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Pippa Middleton 'a dead ringer for France's Ségolène Royal'

Funny story: Pippa Middleton 'a dead ringer for France's Ségolène Royal'

Paris - 'Take away the botox jabs, the cheek fillers and contour-plumpers and what do you get?' a Paris Snatch editorial asked today as rumors continued to fly about the controversial 58 year-old French politician. 'She may not have Pippa's slende...

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Rash of flying saucer-shaped wedding hats 'proves royals are all aliens'

Funny story: Rash of flying saucer-shaped wedding hats 'proves royals are all aliens'

Scotland - Their tin-foil linings aren't always visible to paparazzi lenses because of Palace deals aimed at stopping the Queen's relatives looking stoopid. But yesterday's Edinburgh turnout saw a new outbreak of daft UFO-shaped fascinators as Hou...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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