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Funny story: Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish navy and survey vessels were given an ultimatum by U.S. and British Navy Chiefs this morning. They were told to observe International Maritime Law and allow the vessels to pass unhindered through the Straits of Gibraltar. Chief of Navy S...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"

Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"

The queen is to name the U.K.s biggest warship Bazil because it sounds like her favourite herb. The Queen is due to give the name to the largest warship built in the UK at a ceremony in Fife's Rosyth dockyard. She will smash a bottle of whisky on...
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Funny story: Ping Was My Thong Untwisting - Apologetic Sonar Operator Admits - The Arse That Launched a Thousand Ships

Ping Was My Thong Untwisting - Apologetic Sonar Operator Admits - The Arse That Launched a Thousand Ships

Sheila Sweals, Sonic Detection Unit (S.D.U) Operator on the state of the art Australian ping listening boat, Prince George, admitted not wearing a secure thong at a Court Martial this morning. The boat, looking for pings from missing aeroplane MH 370...
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Funny story: Concerns about continuing provocation by Spain ahead of Monday's U.K. Lords Gibraltar debate.

Concerns about continuing provocation by Spain ahead of Monday's U.K. Lords Gibraltar debate.

Concerns have been voiced by United States Senators that Gibraltar is almost "under siege" again and Spain should be made to account for its actions, a select group of the U.S. international affairs department has said. A U. K. minister has also s...
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Funny story: M.O.D. shocks Chiefs of Staff by replacement of Warship guns with word processors

M.O.D. shocks Chiefs of Staff by replacement of Warship guns with word processors

The Minister for Defence, Richard Hammond has sent out requests for contract tenders to supply state of the art deadly word processors capable of on the fly rapid deployment of emails. These new machines will take the place of torpedoes, guns and mis...
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Funny story: The Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) advise against all travel to Spain.

The Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) advise against all travel to Spain.

FCO, LONDON: Due to the significant increase in criminal activity and recent terrorist attacks, Shots were fired by a Spanish Guardia Civil vessel at a jet skier in British waters around Gibraltar, all British citizens are advised to leave Spain imm...
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Funny story: Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

In a surprise announcement this morning the Treasury Secretary, Danny Alexander, has disclosed a 'third option' for the austerity Trident programme. Rather than cutting the committed contracts for the boats themselves, the government will keep 3 out...
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Funny story: Britain's Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, "drunk out of their minds"!

Britain's Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, "drunk out of their minds"!

HMS Astute, Southampton: Police investigations, carried out by the Hampshire Constabulary have found out that the consumption of 20 pints of cider was not unsual for naval ratings and "significant" numbers of the crew used to get "drunk out of their...
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Funny story: Squatter camps on the streets of London 2012...

Squatter camps on the streets of London 2012...

Stratford, LONDON: In the tunnel at Stratford Railway Station, entrance gate for the London 2012 Olympics venue, there is a busker singing just like Ralph McTell, the old tune the 'Streets Of London'. Let us listen to those words; Have you seen the military men In the closed-down market on Green Street Kicking up the paper, with his worn out Army boots? In his eyes you see no pride for...
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Funny story: Princess Kate Sends Wills's Wardrobe In Express Delivery To South Atlantic

Princess Kate Sends Wills's Wardrobe In Express Delivery To South Atlantic

The Duchess of Cambridge has emptied Prince William's wardrobe of his best suits and some casual wear and despatched them post haste to the South Atlantic. The move is in direct response to sabre rattling by Argentine President Cristina Kirchner w...
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Funny story: Higgs Boson found on Navy Frigate

Higgs Boson found on Navy Frigate

Crew members aboard the Frigate HMS Rigging have returned to Southampton after six months patrolling the seas around Afghanistan to much confusion. "We've pulled into port this week," said quartermaster Lou Tennant, "and we're told the entire worl...
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Funny story: Ministry of Defence rubbishes UK Red Top's HMY Britannia Mk#2 fantasy

Ministry of Defence rubbishes UK Red Top's HMY Britannia Mk#2 fantasy

London - Funded by 'donations' and run by a 'charitable trust' the proposed £80?million royal yacht would be armed with torpedoes, helicopter gunships, a miniature nuclear submarine and armed patrol guards. "How very quaint," Royal Navy admiral i...
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Funny story: Royal Navy Insists Britain's Seas Are Safe

Royal Navy Insists Britain's Seas Are Safe

The Royal Navy has scoffed at media accusations that recent defence cuts have left the Home Fleet depleted, to the point of leaving Britain without a single fighting vessel to protect its territorial waters. The First Sea Lord, Admiral of The Flee...
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Funny story: Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Essex - Fears a stray whale or giant octopus may have swallowed a live 2,000lb (907kg) World War II mine were rife this afternoon. The ageing rusty bomb 'vanished' just as Navy frogmen were winching it into position off the Clacton coast. It ha...
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Funny story: "Save the Realm!" Cpt. Cameron Announces HMS Victory to Be Refloated and Sent to Falklands!

"Save the Realm!" Cpt. Cameron Announces HMS Victory to Be Refloated and Sent to Falklands!

Britain's Bathtub Admiral, and just half of the nation's dysfunctional Coalition, David Cameron, announced today that the HMS Victory, the World's oldest commissioned warship, will be re floated and activated in order to protect the nation's interes...
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Funny story: "Baise-moi! Bandits à neuf heures, Pierre!" Royal Navy pilots get French lessons.

"Baise-moi! Bandits à neuf heures, Pierre!" Royal Navy pilots get French lessons.

If anybody thought that the French were still smarting from the arse-kicking they received at the Battle of Trafalgar, those suspicions can now be finally laid to rest. Two hundred years on from that stunning defeat at the hands of the British Royal...
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Funny story: UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

Following last year's swingeing cuts to the Royal Navy fleet, the UK government has announced arrangements which will allow Britain and France to share the only aircraft carrier owned by a western European nation. At present, the French carrier is...
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Funny story: India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

British Prime Minister Dave Cameron stood behind his country's recent 'good will' gift payment of $67 Billion to India despite recent revelations the country used the money to buy Russian Toilets for it's fledgling space program, put a down payment...
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