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Funny story: Royal Mail aim to deliver...eventually

Royal Mail aim to deliver...eventually

The Royal Mail has announced that they will still continue to attempt to deliver your mail, despite price increases. Following recent news that the already astronomical cost of delivering letters and parcels is yet again about to increase, they ha...
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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

David Cameron and George (Gideon) Osborne were last night sensationally recorded celebrating the privatisation of Royal Mail with a great big Gangsta Royal Mail Theft themed party. The party started for Pre-dinner drinks at "The Last Post Pub" o...
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Funny story: Murdoch Buys The Royal Mail

Murdoch Buys The Royal Mail

In a sensational move media mogul Rupert Murdoch has bought Britain's Royal Mail. In addition astonishing genealogical research by the world renowned genealogist Ned Kelly has established 'beyond doubt' that Murdoch is descended from William the...
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Funny story: "Humbug Sir!"

"Humbug Sir!"

In the time honoured traditions of Charles Dickens and Dickensian Britain the Royal Mail is launching a scheme designed to make sending this year's greeting cards more affordable to those on lower incomes, in other words, the entire population! Eb...
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Funny story: Royal Mail to bring back pack mules

Royal Mail to bring back pack mules

Royal Mail announced today that after discussions with union chiefs, a new plan had been thrashed out to keep mail delivery staff jobs secure for the foreseeable future. Instead of reducing manpower, Royal Mail are to reduce horsepower. A plan is...
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Funny story: Massive Increase in UK Postal Charges Looms: Buy Stamps Now

Massive Increase in UK Postal Charges Looms: Buy Stamps Now

An announcement about a huge hike in the cost of posting a letter seems imminent, with charges for a second class letter going up to around 55 pence and first class possibly exceeding 70 pence. This will see postal charges going up by more than 50%.
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Funny story: Post Office To Deliver Roman Letters Home - 2,000 Years Late.

Post Office To Deliver Roman Letters Home - 2,000 Years Late.

A stash of letters found at Hadrian's Wall is to be delivered - almost 2,000 years late! Historians found the letters buried under a fortified section of the wall in Northumberland. "The legionnaires' chief concerns seem to have been the cold a...
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Funny story: Lennon's Shock Resignation Stuns Celtic

Lennon's Shock Resignation Stuns Celtic

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has shocked Scottish football by handing in his resignation just minutes after the Parkhead club defeated Motherwell in the Scottish Cup final. The former Northern Ireland international is understood to have received an...
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Funny story: HMS Ark Royal lost in the Post

HMS Ark Royal lost in the Post

Further embarrassment has been heaped on the Royal Mail today, when it emerged that the historic aircraft carrier, HMS Ark Royal, had been lost in the post. The retired former aircraft carrier had been listed for sale on the auction website, Ebay...
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Funny story: Service sector workers to be given new performance targets

Service sector workers to be given new performance targets

New Key Performance Indicators are to be introduced for service sector workers, following shocking reports into negligence and slack working practices. One mail delivery worker, operating in the small Yorkshire village of Greendale, has an appall...
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Funny story: Alternative To Stamps On The Way

Alternative To Stamps On The Way

Denmark is introducing a Mobile Postage Service that can be used as an alternative to the traditional stamp. Instead of having to put a stamp on a letter or parcel, Danes will be able to text a message to the Post Office and they will receive a co...
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Funny story: Post Office Strike In Doubt

Post Office Strike In Doubt

The threat of a Post Office strike at the end of March is receding, according to sources within the Royal Mail. Although Communication Workers Union members at over 300 crown post office branches in the U.K. voted by 9 to 1 to strike over closures...
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Funny story: Threat of More Postal Strikes

Threat of More Postal Strikes

Post Office workers the length and breadth of the country are to be balloted by the CWU (Communication Workers Union) in a row over proposed changes to their conditions of service. Postmen are furious that the Post Office seems committed to pushin...
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Funny story: Postage prices will be better value for money in the future.

Postage prices will be better value for money in the future.

Since regulators turned down Royal Mails request to raise postage prices in 2011 last year they have been looking at ways of ensuring their request will sail through the regulators net next time.They believe they've come up with a plan that will a...
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Funny story: Royal Mail to be sold to Russians

Royal Mail to be sold to Russians

The Queens head looks set to disappear from UK stamps as the Ruskies are about to buy the Royal Mail. The famous UK icon looks set to be replaced as the government admits 'We need the cash.' With world economies also struggling for cash the Royal...
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Funny story: Royal Mail Stamp Price Hike Welcomed By Patriot

Royal Mail Stamp Price Hike Welcomed By Patriot

Royal Mail's announced record first-class post price rise has been welcomed in patriotic circles. The price of a first-class stamp will rise by 5p to 46p in April, following approval by the regulator Postcomm. The price rise should provide the Roy...
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Funny story: Postman Pat gets a pay rise

Postman Pat gets a pay rise

They were dancing in the streets of Greendale today celebrating the news that local legend, Postman Pat had been given a payrise after months of negotiations with his employer, the Royal Mail. The hard working postie had just finished his round at...
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Funny story: "My voodoo dolls ain't getting thru," says voodoo doc. "I'm gonna hex Billy Hayes!"

"My voodoo dolls ain't getting thru," says voodoo doc. "I'm gonna hex Billy Hayes!"

British voodoo "rootworker" Dr Snake is not happy that his clients aren't receiving their voodoo dolls, mojos and potions on time due to the current postal strike in Britain. "My clients are ordering voodoo spells from me to bring back lost lovers...
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