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Funny story: Lemon Laws enacted as royal baby debuts yellow hat

Lemon Laws enacted as royal baby debuts yellow hat

London - Is a lemon-yellow angora bonnet on the brand new baby's head a secret code for 'It's A Little Tart'? That's the Royal YouBoob! voters' poser in a poll about Royal Brat No #2's debut at Queen Harry's Hospital Dildo Wing this evening. Th...
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Funny story: HMP Belmarsh mother and baby unit readies for royal birth

HMP Belmarsh mother and baby unit readies for royal birth

Isle of Dogs, UK - Warders at the country's top maximum security jail have finished preparations for the imminent confinement of Kate Middleton at the prison's newly refurbished Dildo Wing. The royal hoaxer is due to farrow any day soon after pul...
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Funny story: Prince Andrew has mixed-species baby says Brit tabloid

Prince Andrew has mixed-species baby says Brit tabloid

London - A flagshit - ok, flagship - organ of the British Establishment is publishing pictures of a new royal baby believed to be a Prince Andrew-Baboon hybrid. The London Sunday Smearer says three year-old olive baboon (Papio anubis) Samantha Ban...
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Funny story: Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholes...
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Funny story: Royal scroungers to separate as screaming baby Prince George Bush 'does William's head in'

Royal scroungers to separate as screaming baby Prince George Bush 'does William's head in'

London, UK - Using the highly dubious excuse of having to return to school to learn about farming and udder mucky stuff Prince William will be legging it from the matrimonial home this weekend for a bit of man time at agricultural college. Court...
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Funny story: Baby Bumpless Body

Baby Bumpless Body

Since the Duchess/Princess/Creature gave birth to our future king the public haven't stopped fawning over her like some sort of cured leaper in a colony. There have always been rumour and controversy surrounding the Royal family, from the Diana "acci...
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Funny story: Yuck, disgusting! Kate Middleton is pregnant again

Yuck, disgusting! Kate Middleton is pregnant again

London - Less than a year after being admitted to the Royal Freak Hospital with attention deficit vomiting virus the cunning minx has fallen pregnant again, possibly with William's second. The news leaked out early this morning after a discarded r...
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Funny story: After Hours of Family Deliberation Royal Family Decides George is Perfect

After Hours of Family Deliberation Royal Family Decides George is Perfect

LONDON - The newest member of the royal family has been named. According to a royal insider, the namesake of the young prince is George Zimmerman despite rumors that it was actually the Queen's father, King George VI. In recent reports, Willia...
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Funny story: Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

WASHINGTON - The Rev. Al Sharpton announced Friday that he will lead a national "Lets Bomb England day" in 100 cities this weekend in protest at what he claims is the British Royal Families blatant naming the future King after Floridian stand you...
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Funny story: Collective Madness Seizes Britain - By George!

Collective Madness Seizes Britain - By George!

A disturbing picture is emerging of a deranged population from the latest episodes of the famous soap: The Royle Family. For those who missed the latest episodes, through being in a dungeon far under the earth, we can reveal that Kate - the wife o...
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Funny story: Transplant Team on Standby for Royal Baby Boy George

Transplant Team on Standby for Royal Baby Boy George

In a frank interview today a Buckingham Palace spokesman was forced to admit that an unprecedented attempt to widen the royal gene pool had been a "dismal failure". It was during a discussion with the BBC's Royal Toadie, Nicholas Witchell, that th...
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Funny story: William and Kate's baby named Pat Taylor Morgan

William and Kate's baby named Pat Taylor Morgan

The royal baby has been named Pat Taylor Morgan. "The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their hermaphrodite child Pat Taylor Morgan," a statement from the palace said. "The baby will be known as The Ro...
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Funny story: Royal Clone Due Shortly

Royal Clone Due Shortly

LONDON A spokesman for the royal family announced today that a clone of the newborn prince would be born to a surrogate mother within a few weeks. The delay, he said, was necessary because it was only possible to draw a DNA sample from Kate's amnio...
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Funny story: Leaked! Future King of England to be named---Bob!

Leaked! Future King of England to be named---Bob!

A stunned and outraged UK reacted today as leaked reports from inside Buckingham Palace revealed that the new baby born of Prince William and Kate Middleton would be named---Bob! An anonymous source within the palace states that Queen Elizabeth u...
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Funny story: Cameron Calls Referendum on Divine Right of Kings

Cameron Calls Referendum on Divine Right of Kings

Hot on the heels of the birth of the so-called "royal baby", Prime Minister "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron emerged blinking from his Downing Street bunker today, to reveal his latest wheeze intended to unite his ailing ragbag party of neo-fascists, asset...
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Funny story: A man In Kuala Lumpur Can't Care Less About The Royal Baby

A man In Kuala Lumpur Can't Care Less About The Royal Baby

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. -Following the very normal and unimportant event of the newly born baby in England, all media and news agencies scratched the limit of their limited imagination to come up with a different headline to this tedious silly no big...
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Funny story: Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

NEW YORK CITY - Elton John was in New York City shopping for a certain brand of boa that is only sold in the Big Apple. As he was shopping he was asked by Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue what he thought about William and Kate's new baby...
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Funny story: Royal Baby Born Singing 'God Save The Queen'; Quotes Shakespeare

Royal Baby Born Singing 'God Save The Queen'; Quotes Shakespeare

London, England-- The unnamed royal baby is off to a strange start in life. Sources at Broomstick Hospital claim the infant sang 'God Save The Queen' over and over again while being born. The baby boy sang exactly like Andrea Bocelli, but with a ba...
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