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Funny story: Spoof Writer 'Incandescent' After Replacing Light Bulb

Spoof Writer 'Incandescent' After Replacing Light Bulb

An occasional writer on TheSpoof.com satirical news website has reported a series of events which he says have left him 'incandescent' with rage. "It all started on Monday when I was sitting at my computer. I was just about to press the exclamati...
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Funny story: Roy Turse Celebrates Hawaii Day Today

Roy Turse Celebrates Hawaii Day Today

Occasional Spoof writer Roy Turse has announced that he is celebrating Hawaii Day today, 21st August. He says that there are no hula skirts involved, and no ham and pineapple pizza. It's just the big Five-Oh. Unlikely as it seems, Roy is fifty t...
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Funny story: Damn, Now I've Broken Twitter

Damn, Now I've Broken Twitter

Clumsy reporter Roy Turse has admitted to accidentally damaging the Twitter website only a few days after he crashed Wikipedia. In a follow up to his joke article about Ashton Kutcher a few months ago, Roy attempted to connect to all of Mr Kutcher's...
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Funny story: Spoof writers demand to write their articles on naked models

Spoof writers demand to write their articles on naked models

Following the recent Esquire magazine cover which showed a naked supermodel adorned with the title and first 48 words of Stephen King's latest novel, there has been a call by writers at TheSpoof.com for a new feature on the site. They are demandin...
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Funny story: Star Trek Chapter 6: The Trouble With Turse

Star Trek Chapter 6: The Trouble With Turse

The Voyage of the Starship Enterprise Chapter Six: The Trouble With Turse Stardate 69670.01 (just before lunch). Captain's log incidental, Captain 'Buck' Kirk reporting. At 06:52 today one of the Enterprise's escape pods was jettisoned unexpectedly after the ship's control system was overridden. The escape pod's trajectory swiftly took it behind the van Halen belt and therefore out of...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com To Charge For Website Content

TheSpoof.com To Charge For Website Content

According to an unnamed source, TheSpoof.com is to start charging for its hilarious stories. It follows media tycoon Rupert Murdoch's announcement that he expects News Corporation-owned newspaper Web sites to start charging users for access. The...
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Funny story: Roy Turse Challenges Ashton Kutcher in Million Points Race

Roy Turse Challenges Ashton Kutcher in Million Points Race

Roy Turse, the reclusive parody news writer for theSpoof.com has issued a challenge to celebrity Ashton Kutcher. It follows the star's win against CNN in a contest to be first to get a million Twitter followers. The new challenge is to write a st...
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Funny story: Roy Turse refutes anarchist charge

Roy Turse refutes anarchist charge

In a scathing article yesterday, Mr Skoob, the scourge of fleet street, levelled accusations at Roy Turse about his 'prediction' of G20 demonstrator damage, and suggested that he may have been involved in anarchistic activities. In the light of these allegations, several other writers have also turned on Roy, forcing him to issue the following statement: It was an accident! By coincidence I w...
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Funny story: Why Isn't Roy Turse In Top 20? Bribes Apparently Rejected

Why Isn't Roy Turse In Top 20? Bribes Apparently Rejected

Dateline, London, GMT, An angry exchange occurred today when Spoof.com so-called 'writer' Skoob1999 challenged thespoof.com heirarchy as to why Roy Turse and son, pioneers and leading lights of legendary pirate story 'Below Decks', and probably th...
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Funny story: Addicted to TheSpoof.com?

Addicted to TheSpoof.com?

'You might as well accept it.' as wrinkly rocker Robert Palmer used to suggest, "You're addicted to…" TheSpoof.com. Well… he used to suggest it to our parents anyway - eh kids? But being addicted to TheSpoof.com is no laughing matter. In the last few years the incidence of TheSpoof.com addiction has gone through the roofies. And what about the peripheral damage with such a disease? How many...
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