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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 14th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 14th July 2012

Nottingham Forest's new owners want Peterborough manager Darren Ferguson, 40, to take charge of the team after they sacked Steve Cotterill Ferguson is odds on with the bookies, other names on the list include Nigel Clough, Roy Keane, Roy Keanes dog and a statue of Brian Clough the 1000/1 outsider. Michael Owen says he is still waiting for a "good opportunity" ahead of the new season, but has...
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Funny story: Keane Apply For West Ham Post

Keane Apply For West Ham Post

Award winning rock band Keane have thrown their hat in the ring for the West Ham manager's job left vacant after Avram Grant's sacking. Lead singer Tim Rice-Oxley explained : "Although we come from East Sussex, we became very fond of the Hammer...
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Funny story: Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Manchester United stunned Manchester City today by announcing that Eric Cantona and Roy Keane may be attending tomorrow's Manchester derby game at the City Of Manchester Stadium, which apparently isn't really a council house - although we only have S...
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Funny story: Roy Keane To Take Charge At TheSpoof.com

Roy Keane To Take Charge At TheSpoof.com

Tough tackling Irish midfielder and Manchester United legend, Roy Keane has announced that as of Monday he will be the man at the helm of satirical website The Spoof.com In a shock announcement, the current Editorial team announced that they'd had...
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Funny story: Ipswich announce Keane is number one target for manager

Ipswich announce Keane is number one target for manager

Championship football club Ipswich Town are rumoured to be targeting Keane as their next manager, following Jim Magilton leaving the club to "travel the world". The idea that 3 piece piano rock combo Keane are thought capable of managing a footbal...
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Funny story: Roy Keane In Line For Ipswich Job

Roy Keane In Line For Ipswich Job

After Ipswich Town had sacked their Irish manager Jim Magilton earlier today, the future of ex-Sunderland boss, Roy Keane, began to look a little clearer tonight, when it emerged that the Irishman had travelled to the area for an interview. Keane...
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Funny story: Roy Keane set to turn air blue as new Manchester City manager.

Roy Keane set to turn air blue as new Manchester City manager.

Roy Keane has been named as 'Replacement in waiting' for manager Mark Hughes job at Manchester City after contractual, legal, ethical and telecommunication issues were finalized today following months of mammoth 'Machiavellian' managerial manoeuvring...
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Funny story: Rednapp - I've made a mistake with Keane

Rednapp - I've made a mistake with Keane

Harry Rednapp, the free spending manager of Tottenham, has admitted he has made a mistake in buying back Robbie Keane. "I looked at the squad and realised we needed a midfielder," he explained. "So when I heard Keane was available, you know, I ju...
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Funny story: Sunderland Appoint Keegan And Shearer

Sunderland Appoint Keegan And Shearer

Sunderland have hired Kevin Keegan and Alan Shearer to steer them through the rest of the season in their battle against relegation, Niall Quinn confirmed in a press conference today. "We've thought long and hard about who we wanted", stated Quinn...
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Funny story: Roy Keane In Line For Newcastle Post

Roy Keane In Line For Newcastle Post

Former Sunderland manager Roy Keane is the talk of Tyneside this morning, after it was reported that the Irishman could be in line to succeed his countryman, Joe Kinnear, at Newcastle United. Keane quit the Stadium of Light on Thursday after 27 mo...
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Funny story: Keane Walks Out

Keane Walks Out

Following today's shock defeat by Bolton, Roy Keane has walked out. After leaving the ground he sped home and emerged with his dogs, telling reporters that he was walking out, as the dogs had been inside all day and needed to go for a 'Ronaldo'.
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Funny story: Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Manchester United take on Sunderland tomorrow in the game of the weekend with the Black Cats' boss Roy Keane 'champing at the bit' to put one over on his old team-mates and their manager...
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Funny story: Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...
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Funny story: RSPB express concern at North East Black Cat revival

RSPB express concern at North East Black Cat revival

RSPB spokesman Peter Hummingbird has expressed great concern at the threat to the continued wellbeing of the Magpie following a Black Cat population explosion in the North East of England.
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Funny story: Magpies Sold - Michael Owen Sacked!

Magpies Sold - Michael Owen Sacked!

Mike Ashley, a billionaire businessman, has secured an underhand deal with Sir John Hall for a controlling stake in Newcastle United Football Club and has sacked Michael Owen in his first action as majority shareholder.
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Funny story: Keane is secret ballet dancer

Keane is secret ballet dancer

There was shock today at the stadium of light in Sunderland after it emerged that manager Roy Keane was found in tights dancing to four seasons.
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