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Funny story:  England Football team drop Umbro

England Football team drop Umbro

England are to end their long association with Umbro in favor of Umbro's parent company Nike. The move comes in the wake of negative press for Umbro whose recent kits have been seen as rubbish. A spokesman said. "The last couple of kits that Umbro...
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Funny story:  Hodgson to Announce 25-man England Squad, to some bloke on Train

Hodgson to Announce 25-man England Squad, to some bloke on Train

After divulging Rio Ferdinand's omission from the England squad to a passenger on the tube, Roy Hodgson is expected to name his full 25 man squad on the 19:15 Portsmouth to London, when asked by some guy. It is thought he may announce the squad be...
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Funny story:  Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

A frustated Roy Hodgson promised changes after England failed to beat Ukraine at Wembley as the countries footballers burst the sporting bubble that had filled the country with pride over the last six weeks. England drew 1-1 on the night with Euro...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 2nd September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 2nd September 2012

Liverpool midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, 20, whose grandmother is from Edinburgh, has held talks with the SFA about potentially representing Scotland. (Sunday Mirror) "See you Jimmy, I mean Jonjo" England manager Roy Hodgson insists he will stick with veterans Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and John Terry. Lampard, 34, Gerrard, 32, and Terry, 31, will not be discarded as they enter their 30s. (Dai...
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Funny story:  England coach Roy Hodgson to employ Harry Redknapp as translator

England coach Roy Hodgson to employ Harry Redknapp as translator

Roy Hodgson shocked the world of football today by announcing the appointment of wide boy Harry Redknapp as translator. The appointment fuels speculation that the England squad failed to understand a word that Hodgson said. The Croydon born boss,...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012

Liverpool boss could sell Daniel Agger to Manchester City. (BBC Sport) If they sell Agger, where will they get their defensive swagger? And who will move like Mick Jagger? Team USA win the Olympic Womens Football Gold Medal, gaining revenge on Japan who beat them in last years World Cup Final. People said Team USA had no hope against Japan, but of course they had Hope Solo (not Hans Solo)...
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Funny story:  Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Wembley HQ, England: With Team GB consolidating their third position in the Olympic tables, now it is time to shout a big "Hurrah" for the England Football team, who are third best at infighting, shagging each others wife's, getting boo'ded at by th...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson gives verdict on England at end of tournament

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson gives verdict on England at end of tournament

As Spain took all the glory by saving the best till last and coasting to a 4-0 win over Italy in the final of Euro 2012, England boss Roy Hodgson declared himself happy with his own teams performance. At a press conference at Wembley this morning,...
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Funny story:  Knighthood for Roy Hodgson, England call-up for Beckham

Knighthood for Roy Hodgson, England call-up for Beckham

London - England manager Roy Hodgson is to receive the Order of the Gutter after the nation's finest blew it in Kiev. The gong, which is in the personal gift of the Queen, is a traditional alternative to beheading, hanging-drawing-and-quartering a...
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Funny story:  Roy Hodgson Sacked as England Manager

Roy Hodgson Sacked as England Manager

Roy Hodgson has been sacked by the FA just minutes after another torrid display by England and their defeat via a penalty shoot out by Italy. England who decided to let Italy have 99% possession of the ball, despite possessing some of the most exc...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson on 'the Italian Job'

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson on 'the Italian Job'

England manager Roy Hodgson took time off from preparing for the three lions biggest match in years by watching the former Inter managers favourite film - The Italian Job. England go head to head with Italy in the last quarter-final of the tournam...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele

Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele

Wayne Rooney has told friends he is 'confused' by England boss Roy Hodgson comparing him to Brazilian footballing legend Pele. The Man United striker returned from suspension to score the winner v Ukraine on Tuesday, but told friends before the ma...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Wayne Rooney 'to miss Final'

Euro 2012: Wayne Rooney 'to miss Final'

As England prepare for the quarter-final clash with Italy in Kiev on Sunday, a senior figure within Club England has revealed that Roy Hodgson is having kittens about the prospect of match-winner Wayne Rooney missing the final. The Man United star...
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Funny story:  England Now Favourites For Just About Everything Following 3-2 Victory Over Sweden

England Now Favourites For Just About Everything Following 3-2 Victory Over Sweden

On the back of an unfancied England team's 3-2 victory over Sweden in Kiev last night, with goals from Andy Carroll, Theo Walcott and Danny Welbeck, UK bookies Gladbooks have made England the favourites to win just about everything - from the Greek e...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Harry Redknapp emerged as favourite for the Republic of Ireland job last night, less than 24 hours after parting company with Tottenham Hotspur. Republic of Ireland were the first team to be eliminated from the European Championships, following d...
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Funny story:  Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp shocked the world of football today by leaving his cushty job at Tottenham Hotspurs and declared he will move to Monaco to spend more time with his family. After being overlooked for the England job - which he was installed as favou...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Roy Hodgson has secretly sent his CV to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch after the 1-1 draw between England and France at Euro 2012 after a comment from Patrice Evra in a post-match interview. When asked his opinion on England's defensive style of...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

New England boss Roy Hodgson today proved himself to be the joker in the pack when announcing that he had 'merked' Rio Ferdinand by not calling him up as a replacement for injured Gary Cahill. Cahill picked up a jaw injury in the 1-0 win over Belg...
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