After an initial flurry by headhunting and recruitment parasites who quickly withdrew when they realised there was no commission in it, the official short list has been announced.
Chief Rabbi Lord Sachs who himself is retiring soon was in talks wi...
Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162.
In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege".
He said that news of his...
Dr Rowan Williams has signaled his intention to step down as Archbishop of Canterbury, and has signed up for a new musical which is planned for May next year. Catweazle the Musical is a new take on the TV series from the early 70s. It told the stor...
London - Exposed as a Papist turncoat Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams resigned today and is said to be considering his career options as a pole dancer at the Vatican's Purple Pussycat lapdancing club.
"He'll need a damn good shave of cour...
Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and heir of the slave trade Richard Dawkins last night shocked many of his disciples as he admitted that he couldn't be certain that God does not exist. This is the first time on record where Dawkins has hin...
With the news of the imminent retirement of Lord Jonathan Sachs as Chief Rabbi of the UK, Northern Ireland and Grimsby, a host of early applicants and contenders for the position have today been revealed.
Front runner, not only because of his exis...
The religions of the world are finally united thanks to a change in the definition of the word religion in the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.
The new definition reads:
Religion (N): Any one of a set of delusional belief systems...
Kent - Suspicious devices including a 'fake' crozier, plastic mitre and draylon liturgical vestments were found on a railway line in the Old Dover Road area around teatime yesterday.
Police said all the clues pointed to the return of the bogus Arc...
David Cameron today sought to pour oil on the waters following Archbishop Rowan Williams' outburst whilst guest-editing The Spectator, Britain's biggest subscription-based voyeur magazine.
'We all have a right to express our political views' said...
The Archbishop of Canterbury is to issue new guidelines to clergy in an effort to reduce the number of service users using the Church of England for non Christian purposes.
Rowan Williams has long been of the opinion that, in a desperate attempt t...
London - A number of so-called members of the royal family may be involved in sham marriages the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned.
A Church of England crackdown on sham royal weddings has deplored the use of non-British slappers 'during the nat...
Quietly announced a few days ago from the Church of England's press office was the odd piece of news that Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury has discovered there's a tiny pimpernel bat apparently hibernating in his beard!
The pimpernel bat...
The Church of England has decided to join the twenty-first century with the launch of it's brand new Social Networking site for its clergy.
However, there has been some controversy over the choice of name that has landed the Anglicans in hot water...
Dr Rowan Williams, the famous Osama bin Laden lookalike, has been arrested in a dawn raid by anti-terror police.
The pro-Islamic Primate was cornered at the high altar in Canterbury Cathedral where he had been spotted cowering down on his knees in...
Reports from heaven suggest that God is furious with Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury for 'putting words in his mouth'.
According to the bearded Williams God 'will not give happy endings'
God will not intervene to prevent huma...
The Archbishop of Canterbury has decided to follow the advice of African Anglican witch doctors in an effort to resolve the long standing conflict over sex in the Anglican Church. Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar claims to have had a revelation while att...
The Archbishop of Canterbury has made another controversial statement, saying that we all have a lot to learn from the Church of Scientology. "I believe the media give this organisation a hard time, and it is only a matter of time before its cen...
Following the ill-received speech by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Roman Williams, on Sharia law being adopted across the U.K, fire and brimstone has rained down over parts of London overnight.