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Candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury post announced

Funny story: Candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury post announced

After an initial flurry by headhunting and recruitment parasites who quickly withdrew when they realised there was no commission in it, the official short list has been announced. Chief Rabbi Lord Sachs who himself is retiring soon was in talks wi...

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Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162. In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege". He said that news of his...

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Archbishop of Canterbury quits to follow his theatrical dream: Catweazle the Musical opens next year

Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury quits to follow his theatrical dream: Catweazle the Musical opens next year

Dr Rowan Williams has signaled his intention to step down as Archbishop of Canterbury, and has signed up for a new musical which is planned for May next year. Catweazle the Musical is a new take on the TV series from the early 70s. It told the stor...

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Rowan Williams joins the Catlicks

Funny story: Rowan Williams joins the Catlicks

London - Exposed as a Papist turncoat Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams resigned today and is said to be considering his career options as a pole dancer at the Vatican's Purple Pussycat lapdancing club. "He'll need a damn good shave of cour...

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Richard Dawkins in not absolutely certain about everything shocker!

Funny story: Richard Dawkins in not absolutely certain about everything shocker!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and heir of the slave trade Richard Dawkins last night shocked many of his disciples as he admitted that he couldn't be certain that God does not exist. This is the first time on record where Dawkins has hin...

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Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

Funny story: Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

With the news of the imminent retirement of Lord Jonathan Sachs as Chief Rabbi of the UK, Northern Ireland and Grimsby, a host of early applicants and contenders for the position have today been revealed. Front runner, not only because of his exis...

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Dictionary definition of 'religion' has changed in the latest edition

Funny story: Dictionary definition of 'religion' has changed in the latest edition

The religions of the world are finally united thanks to a change in the definition of the word religion in the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. The new definition reads: Religion (N): Any one of a set of delusional belief systems...

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Cops slam 'elaborate' Canterbury hoax

Funny story: Cops slam 'elaborate' Canterbury hoax

Kent - Suspicious devices including a 'fake' crozier, plastic mitre and draylon liturgical vestments were found on a railway line in the Old Dover Road area around teatime yesterday. Police said all the clues pointed to the return of the bogus Arc...

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Cameron challenges Williams to pissing contest

Funny story: Cameron challenges Williams to pissing contest

David Cameron today sought to pour oil on the waters following Archbishop Rowan Williams' outburst whilst guest-editing The Spectator, Britain's biggest subscription-based voyeur magazine. 'We all have a right to express our political views' said...

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Church Of England Crackdown On Sham Christians

Funny story: Church Of England Crackdown On Sham Christians

The Archbishop of Canterbury is to issue new guidelines to clergy in an effort to reduce the number of service users using the Church of England for non Christian purposes. Rowan Williams has long been of the opinion that, in a desperate attempt t...

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Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury

Funny story: Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury

London - A number of so-called members of the royal family may be involved in sham marriages the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned. A Church of England crackdown on sham royal weddings has deplored the use of non-British slappers 'during the nat...

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What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

Funny story: What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

Quietly announced a few days ago from the Church of England's press office was the odd piece of news that Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury has discovered there's a tiny pimpernel bat apparently hibernating in his beard! The pimpernel bat...

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Social Networking for Vicars

Funny story: Social Networking for Vicars

The Church of England has decided to join the twenty-first century with the launch of it's brand new Social Networking site for its clergy. However, there has been some controversy over the choice of name that has landed the Anglicans in hot water...

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"Hang On A Minute," says God - "I Didn't Say That!"

Funny story: "Hang On A Minute," says God - "I Didn't Say That!"

Reports from heaven suggest that God is furious with Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury for 'putting words in his mouth'. According to the bearded Williams God 'will not give happy endings' God will not intervene to prevent huma...

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Anglican Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar Steers Church on Third World Circle!

Funny story: Anglican Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar Steers Church on Third World Circle!

The Archbishop of Canterbury has decided to follow the advice of African Anglican witch doctors in an effort to resolve the long standing conflict over sex in the Anglican Church. Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar claims to have had a revelation while att...

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Archbishop of Canterbury praises Scientology to raise funds for new roof

Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury praises Scientology to raise funds for new roof

The Archbishop of Canterbury has made another controversial statement, saying that we all have a lot to learn from the Church of Scientology. "I believe the media give this organisation a hard time, and it is only a matter of time before its cen...

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Archbishop Speaks - Fire and Brimstone Rains Down on Camden Overnight

Funny story: Archbishop Speaks - Fire and Brimstone Rains Down on Camden Overnight

Following the ill-received speech by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Roman Williams, on Sharia law being adopted across the U.K, fire and brimstone has rained down over parts of London overnight.

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Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Funny story: Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Prominent Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan "The Beard" Williams, has reportedly signed up to play the part of the resurrected 'Saruman' in the upcoming feature 'Lord of the Rings 4: The Final Insult'.

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