Apparently not realizing that Meadowlands is a fictional town created by the premium cable network Showtime, Karl Rove announced through a spokesman late this evening that he will be moving there next Sunday.
Another morning, another unwelcome phone call. I just wanted to read the morning paper but my cell phone keeps vibrating in my pocket, normally a pleasant sensation, but right now it’s just too early. Still half asleep I reached for the phone, knocking my coffee over. Cursing, I answered, “ What?!”
“Chuck? It’s Karl Rove.”, the voice on the other side answered. Great, I would rather it was...
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