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Roseanne Barr Described As 'Big' And 'Large'

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Described As 'Big' And 'Large'

Roseanne Barr, the comedienne whose 'Roseanne' show made a stunning comeback recently, has been labelled 'big' and 'large', by Valerie Jarrett, a Senior Advisor to former president Barack Obama. The roly-poly funnywoman, 65, whose new version of t...

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US TV has no new ideas so they are rebooting Roseanne and others!

Funny story: US TV has no new ideas so they are rebooting Roseanne and others!

The dearth of new ideas hanging over US TV has forced them to reboot old, loved series including the ageing original cast of Roseanne. In fact, the kids from then look so old now it makes one wonder how they are going to WOW the public once again!...

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Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Butt

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Butt

BEVERLY HILLS - Roseanne Barr traveled from her home in Hawaii to Beverly Hills to consult with noted plastic surgeon Guggenheim F. Figfaust. Barr, who is 61, recently saw some photos that had been taken of her from the back while she was wearing...

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Barbara Walter's Bans Roseanne Barr From "The View"

Funny story: Barbara Walter's Bans Roseanne Barr From "The View"

LOS ANGELES - Comedian Roseanne Barr is running for president of the United States on The Peace and Freedom Party ticket. Barr, who lives in Hawaii and grows macadamia nuts for a living told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-á-Vis that she was not...

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Donald Trump Is Not Happy With Mitt Romney

Funny story: Donald Trump Is Not Happy With Mitt Romney

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump is back on the proverbial political warpath. And this time the Trumpster says that if things don't change in the Romney presidential campaign he may just end up voting for the Peace and Freedom Party candidate Roseanne Barr.

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Roseanne Barr Running For President

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Running For President

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Roseanne Barr had just finished her last stand up comedy routine at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club when she sat down with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Roseanne told Miss Tallyho that since she has been living on...

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President Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross

Funny story: President Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it took an unfunny comic to get President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney to finally agree on something. And the source of their agreement is a little known comic who goes by the name of Jeffrey Ross. Ling Chow Rangoon with...

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Roseanne Barr Hints That She May Enter The Presidential Race

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Hints That She May Enter The Presidential Race

HONOLULU, Hawaii - When Roseanne Barr left the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town and moved to Honolulu she had no idea that she would become the successful macadamia nut farmer that she has become. The 58-year-old Barr and her longtime boyfriend Jo...

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Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

LA HABRA, California - Former comedienne Roseanne Barr who starred for nine years in the top rated sit-com The Roseanne Show was having breakfast at a Mickey D's when she remarked to a friend that she is siding with Charlie "Showless" Sheen in The Ch...

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Roseanne Barr To Return To Television In Her New Sit-Com "I've Got Nuts!"

Funny story: Roseanne Barr To Return To Television In Her New Sit-Com "I've Got Nuts!"

HOLLYWOOD - The comedienne who President Gerald Ford once said was his favorite all-time favorite fat humorist will be returning to the small screen (unless of course one happens to own a big screen TV). Barr, who was once married to comedy writer...

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Roseanne Barr Arrested At Super Bowl After Party

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Arrested At Super Bowl After Party

Dallas, TX - Roseanne Barr was allegedly involved in an barr fight, hours after the Super Bowl, that resulted in a trip to the county jail for the former sitcom star. Barr, in town to celebrate the release of her new Snickers commercial, was arres...

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Ugly Betty Spawns First Spin-off

Funny story: Ugly Betty Spawns First Spin-off

The television hit series has spawned its first spin-off. Butt-Faced Rosie will make it's debut in the coveted, high ratings spot right after this year's Super Bowl. The program'c characters will appear on two of the January episodes of Ugly Betty,...

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Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Funny story: Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Medical Researchers at Johns Hopkins University, in conjunction with the Mayo Clinic, have discovered the source of Swine Flu. The outbreak did not originate in Mexico as was previously thought. In fact, the disease begin in Hollywood. The outbr...

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Rosie O'Donell Breaks Roseanne Barr's Record

Funny story: Rosie O'Donell Breaks Roseanne Barr's Record

Rosie O'Donnell has now entered the Guiness Book or World Records and other history books as she has broken a record held previously by Roseanne Barr. The former talk show host and now militant lesbian is now responsible for more derections than any...

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Dian Fossey and Jane Goodall Once in Love Triangle

Funny story: Dian Fossey and Jane Goodall Once in Love Triangle

Dian Fossey studied gorilla activities in Africa and was murdered in 1985 for her efforts to protect gorilla populations. Jane Goodall has studied chimpanzee populations and groups since the 1960s in the African wild. This publication has just lear...

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Urologists Win Nobel Medical Prize for Work on Reverse Chubbies

Funny story: Urologists Win Nobel Medical Prize for Work on Reverse Chubbies

Scientists, Urologists, and Sex Therapists from the Mayo Clinic Sexual Research Institute have recently been awarded the Nobel Prize for Medicine for their work on the reverse chubby. The opposite of the boner, officially called the de-erection (der...

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