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Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...

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Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Funny story: Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Dublin, Ireland - Most journalists covering the sporting world thought it would never happen, but it has - Irish Golfer Rory Mcilroy has taken the star tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki, back into his well-pumped biceps. We had our Ace-In-The-Hol...

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Kanye getting that 'Deja Vu' feeling as Rory McIlroy calls off Wozniacki Wedding?

Funny story: Kanye getting that 'Deja Vu' feeling as Rory McIlroy calls off Wozniacki Wedding?

Paris, France - The Ritz Hotel in-house shoe valet service has reported finding ice cubes inside Kanye West's $2,000 crocodile skin loafers in what looks suspiciously like a classic repeat of Rory McIlroy cold feet-itis. The celebrity pro golfer...

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Rory McIlroy over Tiger Woods for #1 by Nostradamus

Funny story: Rory McIlroy over Tiger Woods for #1 by Nostradamus

Michel de Nostradame was an ardent golfer, prophet and doctor 500 years ago. People have a hard time understanding prophecy because they think that time is linear. The reason that Tiger Woods can no longer line up a putt is because due to the surgeri...

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Rory McIlroy Dedicates US Open Victory To Jim McDonald

Funny story: Rory McIlroy Dedicates US Open Victory To Jim McDonald

Northern Ireland's Rory McIlroy last night joined the upper echelons of the world's golfing elite, with a record breaking 72 hole US Open score of 16 under par. 22 year old McIlroy had a couple of scares when he bogeyed the 12th and the 16th, but...

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Rory McIlroy 'A Bag Of Nerves' Ahead Of US Open Final Round

Funny story: Rory McIlroy 'A Bag Of Nerves' Ahead Of US Open Final Round

Rory McIlroy, the brilliant young Northern Irish golfer, appears to have the US Open Championship in the bag, going into the final round of the prestigious Major at Maryland's Congressional Country Club with an eight shot lead and fourteen under par.

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