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Funny story:  Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

London - On the heels of a meeting between Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones have announced plans for their 50th Anniversary World tour. The aging duo of Jagger and Richards met for several hours today plotting out how to best cel...
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Funny story:  Rolling Stones Stoned Confusion For Ronnie

Rolling Stones Stoned Confusion For Ronnie

A top ego expert fears for the sanity of Ronnie Spector, ex-wife of iconic-but-jailed record producer Phil Spector. Apparently her ego has grown to such proportions that while skimming through Rolling Stone Keith Richards's autobiography she assum...
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Funny story:  Ronnie Wood disappointed with Kate Moss

Ronnie Wood disappointed with Kate Moss

Ronnie Wood the string pinging dinosaur is said to be absolutely devastated at the news his latest love Kate Moss has married. Wood (very old) is believed to have locked himself away in his council house in Peckham and is refusing to answer the door.
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Funny story:  Ronnie Wood Getting Ready To Rumble

Ronnie Wood Getting Ready To Rumble

Reports coming in to this office suggest that Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood 62, is psyching himself up to give Jonas Altberg aka Basshunter a bloody good kicking, when he comes out of the CBB house. Wood is furious that Jonas has been makin...
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Funny story:  Ronnie (no relation Tiger Woods) Wood - matrimonial bust up sees Festive Season off to good start

Ronnie (no relation Tiger Woods) Wood - matrimonial bust up sees Festive Season off to good start

Claygate, Slurrey - (Cock-N-Bull): "Firstly, M'Lud, let me make it clear there were no golf clubs involved," Shark E Blinkenshyster, barrister-at-law to the drunk and wealthy told a Surrey magistrates court today. "Further, M'Lud, my client catego...
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Funny story:  Ronnie Wood dumps Russian slag

Ronnie Wood dumps Russian slag

London - (Sticky Fingers): "We suspect he's shagging that hermaphrodite floozy," pals of sexagenarian Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood said today, "whotsisname, Caster Semen-ya." Neighbors in top Hampstead eurotrash enclave Redington Road also...
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Funny story:  Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Neolithic-looking lothario Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood, who left his beautiful blonde wife for a 63 year old Russian lap dancer last year, has spoken out in support of Rod Stewart's son Sean, who claimed that his father was "cheap" on a trial by telev...
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Funny story:  Ronnie Wood Runs off With Second Russian Temptress

Ronnie Wood Runs off With Second Russian Temptress

Just days after leaving rehab in Surrey, leathery alcoholic Ronnie Wood (85) has run off with yet another wild young Russian. Regulars at the 'Leather on Willow Inn' at Chew Magna, Somerset were amazed when Wood, who looks like Rod Stewart but wi...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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