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Alien Abductions Responsible For Lack Of Australian Comedians And Personalities on UK TV

Funny story: Alien Abductions Responsible For Lack Of Australian Comedians And Personalities on UK TV

Aliens using adapted drones stolen from the U.S. Naval Base in Rota, Cadiz may be responsible for the growing list of Australian Celebrities who have disappeared from the public eye. Celebrities like Dame Edna, Clive James, Skippy The Bush Kangar...

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George Osborne to offer tax benefits to parents calling their children Ronnie

Funny story: George Osborne to offer tax benefits to parents calling their children Ronnie

"The chronic Ronnie shortage is set to destroy "nostalgia " on British television by 2016", a nostalgia expert, Dennis Noorden told our T.V. correspondent. "At Christmas it is as traditional as mince pies to watch comedians imitate newsreaders sa...

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Lionel Messi named 'Footballer of the Year'

Funny story: Lionel Messi named 'Footballer of the Year'

Leo Messi was today named the 'Short Footballer of the Year' in a prestigious ceremony at the Dog and Duck in Cleethorpes. 5 foot 7 inches Messi held off competition in the voting from now retired 5 foot 6 inches Roberto Carlos, 5 foot 5 inches De...

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Ronnie Corbett to have painful leg-lengthening surgery

Funny story: Ronnie Corbett to have painful leg-lengthening surgery

One of our reporters recently sat down with well-know comedian and beekeeper, Ronnie Corbett to discuss his decision at 71 yrs. of age, to have painful leg-lengthening surgery. First, a little background for Ronnie Corbett fans who may think of him ONLY as a short bespectacled comedian. Ronnie was born in 1930, in Scotland and attended Grammar School, not immediately after his birth, but eve...

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Corbett Slams SATC2 Critics; Says He WILL Marry Bo Derek

Funny story: Corbett Slams SATC2 Critics; Says He WILL Marry Bo Derek

The lukewarm critical reception afforded the latest movie in the Sex And The City franchise, "Menopausal Airhead Arabian Fantasy", has irked one of its male stars, writes Nadia Heiferbreath, Tripe Correspondent. The film - known in the trade as Se...

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Ashley Cole Tried To Hush Up Affair

Funny story: Ashley Cole Tried To Hush Up Affair

Ashley Cole is accused of trying to hush up an affair. Ronnie Corbett, the pint sized star of The Two Ronnies and Sorry has come forward to reveal all. Corbett said "I never knew he was married. Our producer would be most shocked to find this out...

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Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

Funny story: Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

It was discovered today that the much disputed actual height of former comic and chimney sweep Ronnie Corbett is seven feet.

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