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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs, Great Train Robber, victim of crime

Ronnie Biggs, Great Train Robber, victim of crime

Ronnie Biggs is now a VICTIM of crime. His mobility scooter has been vandalized. He isn't receiving much sympathy from the general public who say, 'What goes around, comes around.' Someone 'out there' has been waiting a long, long time to get...
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Funny story: First Ronnie Biggs, then the Lockerbie bomber; will the Yorkshire Ripper be next?

First Ronnie Biggs, then the Lockerbie bomber; will the Yorkshire Ripper be next?

HMP Belmarsh - (Jim'll Fix It Mess): A hale and chipper Ronnie Biggs was still partially comatose today after knocking back yet more gallons of prescription Stolly-Bollies*. A five day bender celebrating of his 80th birthday get-out-of-jail card/t...
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Funny story: Nazi's and Train robbers

Nazi's and Train robbers

Some people, long haired people believe the world and everything that comes with it is all held at an equal balance. A metaphorical set of scales being looked over by fate and karma, when one person dies another is born (over population proves otherwise but we can gloss over that), when a good deed is done a bad deed must follow. And it seems that this week the universal balance has been clear for...
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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs "Disappointed" by Margate

Ronnie Biggs "Disappointed" by Margate

Notorious train robber and long time refugee from justice Ronnie Biggs, recently released from prison on compassionate grounds, has expressed his disappointment after visiting the Kent seaside town of Margate. "I could have lived out my days abroa...
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Funny story: Great train robber Ronnie Biggs is freed

Great train robber Ronnie Biggs is freed

The Home Secretary, The Rt. Hon. Jock Strap, has today granted a pardon to the former great train robber Ronnie Biggs. Mr Strap said that Mr Biggs was free to pack his bags and leave his home for the past few months, ward 4, bed 2, (no mobiles all...
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Funny story: Labour Party wins freedom to start electioneering, and releases Biggs

Labour Party wins freedom to start electioneering, and releases Biggs

After a summer of expenses frauds and Labour MPs being forced to stand down, and having realised they had somehow been landed with the worst leader in their long history, Party chiefs today gave the Government freedom to start the General Election ca...
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Funny story: Syrup of Figs for Ronnie Biggs

Syrup of Figs for Ronnie Biggs

HMP Belmarsh - (GBH Mess): Great Train robber Ronnie Biggs is being given the works at the Royal Freak Hospital's swine flu unit after being admitted for complications to his offshore bank account pin numbers. Prison governor Dave Screwback told J...
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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs escapes again

Ronnie Biggs escapes again

Ronnie Biggs, the Great Train Robber has escaped from hospital after he was told that he had been refused parole by Jack Straw. A spokesperson for the Home Office said that he escaped when two prison officers guarding him were distracted by a nurs...
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Funny story: Jack Straw Causes Big Stink

Jack Straw Causes Big Stink

It has been confirmed that Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, has bad manners. On at least two occasions recently he has broken wind and failed to say "pardon". Such behaviour has led to public outcry. One of the events is particularly nasty. Mick...
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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs Waterboarding Denied

Ronnie Biggs Waterboarding Denied

Great Train robber, Ronnie Biggs, is at the centre of a new controversy this morning, after prison staff at the establishment where he is completing his 30-year sentence, denied claims from local residents that he had been the recipient of Waterboard...
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