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Clown Hunting Becoming New National Sport

Funny story: Clown Hunting Becoming New National Sport

Clown Town, USA Clowns everywhere, even in the ultra-secret clown town, are worried about the clown backlash going on as neo-clowns suit up and then hang around someplace semi-public like a car wash or park and creep everyone out. It doesn't help tha...

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Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...

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McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

Funny story: McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

McDonaldland, USA -- Bowing to pressure from minimum-wage maximization advocates, the McDonald's Corporation today introduced a "more affordable" menu designed exclusively for workers at the bottom of the pay scale. "We can't afford to raise the s...

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McDonald's Sales Continue To Slide - The Company May Have To Lay Off Ronald McDonald

Funny story: McDonald's Sales Continue To Slide - The Company May Have To Lay Off Ronald McDonald

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The latest sales reports for the McDonald's fast food chain are in and they show a downward slide trend continuing. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta informed the news media that a lot of that has to do with the big a...

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Joseph "Joe" Biden, Jr. and Ronald McDonald exchange vows

Funny story: Joseph "Joe" Biden, Jr. and Ronald McDonald exchange vows

Joseph "Joe" Biden, Jr. and Ronald McDonald were married Thursday at Birdie the Early Bird Special Inn in Sarasota, Florida. Willard "Mayor" McCheese, a friend of the couple, who was given permission by the State of Florida to perform the ceremony, o...

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Hollywood Signs Actor to Play Michael Jackson in Rushed Biopic

Funny story: Hollywood Signs Actor to Play Michael Jackson in Rushed Biopic

Warner Brothers, in competition with Fox, Paramount, MGM, and Disney, looks to be the first out of the gate with a planned biopic of the recently deceased singer Michael Jackson. The planned movie will begin filming Monday, will have a five day film...

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Man City finally sign a Ronald

Funny story: Man City finally sign a Ronald

Manchester UK: Man city moved quickly today to sign Ronald McDonald from the giant burger chain McDonalds. After attempts to sign various Ronalds, Ronaldhino from AC Milan, superstar Ronaldo from Man Utd and fat boy, not slim, brazillian Ronaldo,...

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Hamburglar banged to rights

Funny story: Hamburglar banged to rights

FBI investigators have finally caught up with Hamburglar after a 33 year hunt.

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Nation loses the other Ronald

Funny story: Nation loses the other Ronald

The US was today bidding farewell to Ronald McDonald on a national day of mourning of a scale not seen for generations.

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Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

Funny story: Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

San Diego - In a bizarre story like a plot right out of a Soprano's episode, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for the murder of Wendy from Wendy's. Wendy's body was found by an employee opening the store yesterday morning. It appears...

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Nigella Lawson and Ronald McDonald to divorce

Funny story: Nigella Lawson and Ronald McDonald to divorce

"It just wasn't working out between us" claimed Nigella, 73, emerging from the solicitors office with Ronald McDonald. "I was on the bounce from John (Diamond, her previous husband who died a few years ago, was a top journalist and to whom this r...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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