Further fraying the US's fragile diplomacy with China, President elect Donald Trump is now claiming that the President of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen, was coming on to him while they spoke during a congratulatory phone call.
Tweeting at 2am Trump said, "...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that President Obama is not at all happy with the way Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has been carrying on lately.
According to Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine, who spoke to an inside...
During the 2012 fiscal year the federal government spent more on immigration enforcement-18 billion-than on every other federal enforcement agency combined. We've build endless fences, surveillance towers, and added significantly to the numbe...
Here are some statements, comments, quotes, observations, and remarks that some noted politicians and non-politicians have recently stated regarding the recent presidential election.
• Mitt Romney - "Well it sure looks like I wasted millions and millions of my own damn money for nothing, absolutely nothing."
• Newt Gingrich - "My goodness, the Democrats came out of the friggin woodwork and R...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan aka Eddie Munster, spoke before a crowd gathered in the parking lot of a King's Kastle Supermarket.
Ryan told the crowd estimated at between 19 and 22 adults that he wants everyone to know...
LINCOLN, MA-Sources confirmed early Wednesday that area man Charles Banway discovered that presumptive Republican Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan and Texas Congressman Ron Paul were not related, despite vaguely similar names and near-identical...
DOVER, Delaware - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Dover, the town that claims to be the place where drinking straws were invented.
Romney was asked by a gentleman who said he was 89, if he feels that he ca...
BOISE, Idaho - Congressman Ron Paul's political campaign tour stopped off in Boise, the town where potatoes were first invented hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
The native Texan told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of the local Bur...
Congressman Ron Paul of Texas was recently asked how he felt running in the GOP presidential race for the highest office in the land.
The spry 76-year-old smiled and remarked that he felt as happy as a woodpecker in a Popsicle stick factory.
The veteran politician from Texas is no stranger to the harsh world of political mudslinging.
Earlier this year when Michele Bachmann stated that he...
That infamous actor Gary Busey once said, "The wonderful wacky world of politics is kinda like a great big bowl of fruit. Some of the fruits are apples, some are bananas, some are lemons, some are kumquats, and some are coconuts but the bottom line is that they are all friggin fruit."
Here are some statements, comments, sayings, rants, quotes, diatribes, observations, tirades, harangues, and st...
LOS ANGELES - Betty White, at the age of 90, is one of the few people in America who is older than GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul.
Ms. White is best noted for having starred in the popular sit-com The Mary Tyler Moore Show where she portrayed...
In a flash of insight he calls divine inspiration, presidential hopeful Ron Paul singlehandedly discovered the solution to the nation's current job crisis: scaling down the work-week from five days to four.
"It's so obvious!" exclaimed Paul to joy...
Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there?
Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week.
Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good.
Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it.
Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
Newt Gingrich: Hi Rick. Well old pal it looks like I'm done. I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of beating "Old Mittens."
Rick Santorum: I hear you Newton. I am feeling the same way. I don't think I've been this disappointed since back in high school when I asked the head cheerleader, Sadie Sue Von Buttermilk to the prom and she told me that she wanted to...
POCATELLO, Idaho - Glenn Beck was in Pocatello visiting one of the largest potato museums in the world, The Spud Land Museum & Gift Shop.
He was accompanied by his 4-year-old niece Daisy Parpaletti, who looks just like him except she's a lot smaller, she's a girl, and she does not cry anywhere near as much as her uncle.
Beck was asked by Mistletoe Bulova, a very pretty reporter with The...
NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin, the woman who popularized moose hunting from state owned helicopters, has said that there are lots of people who have jealously remarked that they would like for her to do the Republican party a favor and stay out of the...
Rick Santorum: Hey Mitt how's your Etch A Sketch doing?
Mitt Romney: It's doing great Ricky boy. Do you still really feel that if I ran against President Obama that Republicans should vote for him and not me, a GOPer.
Rick Santorum: Do skunks stink? Is Lake Michigan wet? Does Lindsay Lohan have hundreds and hundreds of freckles? Of course I do "Hai...
DALLAS, TX (ABSNN)-Ron Paul, Texas Congressman and Republican Presidential also-ran, burst into flames this morning while awaiting an interview with Today's Matt Lauer. His body was completely consumed while sitting in a make-up chair prior to the 9...
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