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Funny story: The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

LOS ANGELES - Apparently someone forgot to remind Los Angeles Lakers player Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest, that he plays in the NBA, the National Basketball Association and not in the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation. Tango Br...
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Funny story: Ron Artest: Man of World Peace

Ron Artest: Man of World Peace

Metta World Peace sent another unintentional elbow to the NBA headquarters. After a dozen years of elbowing and other infractions, that is Ron Artest's story--and he's sticking to it. Having entered a new age where giving a sports opponent a co...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

NEW YORK CITY - The entertainment news media publication Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Reverend Al Sharpton is extremely upset at the fact that the very first person to be eliminated from this years edition of Dancing With The Stars was Metta...
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Funny story: World Peace Day honors NBA star day after he's ousted from "Dancing with the Stars"

World Peace Day honors NBA star day after he's ousted from "Dancing with the Stars"

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--A day after his ouster from "Dancing with the Stars," Metta World Peace, the NBA star formally known as Ron Artest, was, well, at peace with himself. After all, the world's throwing him a global party. World leaders decided to d...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Ron Artest AKA Metta World Peace Is Sent Dribbling Back Home

Dancing With The Stars: Ron Artest AKA Metta World Peace Is Sent Dribbling Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - TV Legal Commentator Nancy Grace and The Los Angeles Laker "Bad Boy of The Court" Ron Artest, who has legally changed his name to Metta World Peace, both found themselves in the bottom two of the first week of Dancing With The Stars. N...
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Funny story: The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

HOLLYWOOD - ABC has just announced the new cast for season number 13 of Dancing With The Stars. Sangria Wine, a reporter for TV ClickerWorld wrote that perhaps a more realistically appropriate name would actually be Dancing With Some Little Known...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Announces The 12 Celebrities For Season 13

Dancing With The Stars Announces The 12 Celebrities For Season 13

HOLLYWOOD - The twelve contestants who will be appearing on season 13 of Dancing With The Stars have been announced and most are not exactly household names. DWTS Producer Bernadette Penderlicki stated that it is getting harder and harder to get c...
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Explains His Depression

Jack Nicholson Explains His Depression

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jack Nicholson has won the Best Actor Academy Award twice and Best Supporting Actor Award once. He has appeared in 64 movies and is worth about $400 million. The noted actor recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...
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Funny story: Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace

Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace

LOS ANGELES - Ron Artest of the Los Angeles Lakers recently spoke with fellow teammate Kobe Bryant and told him that he is planning on undergoing a name change. Bryant reportedly looked at him and told him if he changes his name to Ron Weiner he p...
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Funny story: Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

SAN ANTONIO - Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest looked like a runaway freight train as he slammed into two fans sitting in the front row of San Antonio's ATT Center during the recent Los Angeles Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs game. One of the fa...
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Funny story: Ron Artest Discovered with Jar on Head

Ron Artest Discovered with Jar on Head

Los Angeles - Laker playoff star Ron Artest was discovered wandering aimlessly ouside of his Beverly Hills mansion yesterday with a jar on his head. Artest, who appeared confused and dangerous, appeared to have had the jar on his head for several...
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Funny story: Artest's Strength: Dog-Like Obedience

Artest's Strength: Dog-Like Obedience

In a recent interview, Lakers' coach Phil Jackson described forward Ron Artest's greatest strength as a "dog-like obedience." Jackson then went on to say, "not all dogs are trained well, some just behave irrationally." He referred to the...
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Funny story: NBA Star Ron Artest Admits To Having Hennessy At Halftime

NBA Star Ron Artest Admits To Having Hennessy At Halftime

NBA star and volatile player Ron Artest has admitted to having Hennessy at halftime of several of his college and professional basketball games. The Hennessy he was speaking of, however, was not the alcoholic beverage bottled in France. "It was a...
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Funny story: Ron Artest Signs With The World Champion Los Angeles Lakers

Ron Artest Signs With The World Champion Los Angeles Lakers

QUEENS, New York - One of the NBA's premier defenders Ron Artest has just signed a three-year $18 million contract to play for the world champion Los Angeles Lakers. When Artest's agent Vinnie "The Mouthpiece" Paffalino first told him about the of...
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