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Online Couple Decide to Go on an Actual Date

Funny story: Online Couple Decide to Go on an Actual Date

Happy couple Jake Reed and Marla Moss, who first encountered each other over five months ago on the online dating site Bumble, have decided to take their relationship to the next level and go on an actual date. For the first three months after th...

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Happy Couple Embarrassed to Admit They Met Offline

Funny story: Happy Couple Embarrassed to Admit They Met Offline

Sickeningly-sweet New York City couple, Jason Morley and Carolyn Shea, recently – and reluctantly – revealed to their friends that they met offline, rather than through an online dating site. “We actually met waiting in line at a coffee shop,” sa...

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New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

Funny story: New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

A new dating site called "Concealed Carry Match.com" was launched last month and is already successful. It advertises itself as a safe, friendly dating site for gun owners. It is mocked on the web as affording an opportunity for Americans to bang o...

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Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Funny story: Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...

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East Enders To Be Re-Made As Bodice Ripper After Success Of Downtown Abbey

Funny story: East Enders To Be Re-Made As Bodice Ripper After Success Of Downtown Abbey

East Enders, Corrie, Top Gear, Emmerdale and Hollyhocks are all to be re-written and re-hashed as "Bodice Rippers" where evil 'Sir Jaspers' will regularly impregnate serving wenches and well liked characters will get nasty diseases for tear jerkin...

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Switching to Axe Products Does Not Ensure Casual Sex

Funny story: Switching to Axe Products Does Not Ensure Casual Sex

Based on the experiences reported by most of the men interviewed, using Axe brand personal products did not have the effect of them bettering their sex life. The findings are based on anecdotal information from a series of random interviews of men e...

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Cupid Resigns - Turns Romance Job Over to Mr. Potato Head

Funny story: Cupid Resigns - Turns Romance Job Over to Mr. Potato Head

PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND - CEO Brian Goldner of the famous toy company, Hasbro, announced at a press conference today that their famous toy, Mr. Potato Head, has accepted the romance position vacated by Cupid. Cupid recently turned in his resignation...

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How I Screwed Up My First Romance Novel

Inspired by the gazillions of dollars people are making in the romance novel genre, I decided to write one with a friend, Barry Golson. Granted, the genre is dominated by women, but so what? How hard could it be? Besides, Barry and I weren't exactly neophytes. Some years ago, we'd cut our teeth on a short romance novella called Love's Reckless Rash, written under the pen name Rosemary Cartwheel...

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Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

LOS ANGELES - Each year Dancing With The Stars has a couple who are rumored to be doing more than just the cha cha cha, the samba, or the quick step. And this year's spotlighted couple is the dancing team of Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and Kell...

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Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it sure does look like Katy Perry has finally and completely gotten over her divorce from Russell "Sniffles" Brand. The I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It singer has been going at it hot and heavy with none other than the walking...

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'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

Funny story: 'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich. Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...

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The Adventures Of Louis de Vascony Chapter I

Funny story: The Adventures Of Louis de Vascony Chapter I

In Which I First Espy Roxanna, Comtesse de Vaudeville Ah, Madame Garotte, stands yet your hugger-mugger maison at the end of the crooked track in the High Jabonne? I long to drink the black wine of Drucy from your squat tumblers, and stand beneath the oak lintel at dusk, listening to the song of the woodcock pierce the velvet summer night. Oh, Madame Garotte, do the fragrant skirts of petite Y...

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Among The New Romantic Books

Funny story: Among The New Romantic Books

with Tilly Wrestleman Greetings friends! 'Tis almost that most Romantic time of year again. That especial day, when the gallant lover gets out the batter-pan and addresses the pancakes in honour of the Jewish Patron Saint of Scottish watercourses, Rabbi Burns. I am singing of that night when an heap of steaming crepes is laid out for the delectation of our lover and his lass, in honour of Sh...

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EL Wisty On Romance

Funny story: EL Wisty On Romance

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Valentine's Day. Another thing I can't stand is the Duke of Edinburgh, and at least Valentine's Day only comes around once a year, which is more than can be said for the Duke of Edinburgh, but once a year is once too often, insofar as Valentine's Day is concerned. Another thing I find it hard to endure is the word 'insofar'. Especially when it is combine...

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Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Funny story: Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Fort Worth, TX - A few years ago, people in Texas wouldn't be caught dead eating from a food trailer. Now though it's all the rage. The latest food trailer to catch on in the trendy downtown neighborhood is Romance Tacos. Jonathan Ybarra, owne...

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A Bad Romance In Every Way

Funny story: A Bad Romance In Every Way

Their eyes met across the busy dancefloor. Unlikely though it was, both of their glass eyes had fallen out at the same time, rolled across the ground - avoiding dozens of dancing feet - and bumped into each other. Theobald and Griselda approached each other, put their eyes back in and began an awkward conversation. He didn't normally enjoy yakking. He had caught a large one the previous year bu...

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Physicists guide to romance

Funny story: Physicists guide to romance

As any biologist will happily tell you, at some point even a physicist must find a suitable mate. Otherwise, where do baby physicists come from? Therefore, it follows that at some point in any physicist's life, there will be a need to procreate. Please see the earlier physicists guide to identifying the sexes, as attempting to procreate with same gender people will prove fruitless. And sometimes p...

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Frenchmen's AAA Romance Rating Downgraded To C-

Funny story: Frenchmen's AAA Romance Rating Downgraded To C-

Paris -- The EU Division of Standard & Poor's has notched down France's world-leading AAA Romance Rating, relegating the "land of love" to the bottom of the hotness heap when it comes to "lust, thrust, and overall mojo." "France's sexual score...

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