Following on from her highly successful award-winning novel which won the 2012 Bad Sex Awards, Lobelia Flaps has written a new book, out in shops now.
It is a historical romance novel set in rural England in the 1600s with lashings of racy lesbianism. Called "Love's Bleeding Gums" it is about a female dentist called Aeneid Love who is looking for a husband, but suspects she may be attracted to...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it sure does look like Katy Perry has finally and completely gotten over her divorce from Russell "Sniffles" Brand.
The I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It singer has been going at it hot and heavy with none other than the walking...
In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich.
Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...
In Which I First Espy Roxanna, Comtesse de Vaudeville
Ah, Madame Garotte, stands yet your hugger-mugger maison at the end of the crooked track in the High Jabonne? I long to drink the black wine of Drucy from your squat tumblers, and stand beneath the oak lintel at dusk, listening to the song of the woodcock pierce the velvet summer night. Oh, Madame Garotte, do the fragrant skirts of petite Y...
with Tilly Wrestleman
Greetings friends! 'Tis almost that most Romantic time of year again. That especial day, when the gallant lover gets out the batter-pan and addresses the pancakes in honour of the Jewish Patron Saint of Scottish watercourses, Rabbi Burns.
I am singing of that night when an heap of steaming crepes is laid out for the delectation of our lover and his lass, in honour of Sh...
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Valentine's Day. Another thing I can't stand is the Duke of Edinburgh, and at least Valentine's Day only comes around once a year, which is more than can be said for the Duke of Edinburgh, but once a year is once too often, insofar as Valentine's Day is concerned.
Another thing I find it hard to endure is the word 'insofar'. Especially when it is combine...
Fort Worth, TX - A few years ago, people in Texas wouldn't be caught dead eating from a food trailer. Now though it's all the rage. The latest food trailer to catch on in the trendy downtown neighborhood is Romance Tacos.
Jonathan Ybarra, owne...
Their eyes met across the busy dancefloor. Unlikely though it was, both of their glass eyes had fallen out at the same time, rolled across the ground - avoiding dozens of dancing feet - and bumped into each other.
Theobald and Griselda approached each other, put their eyes back in and began an awkward conversation. He didn't normally enjoy yakking. He had caught a large one the previous year bu...
As any biologist will happily tell you, at some point even a physicist must find a suitable mate. Otherwise, where do baby physicists come from? Therefore, it follows that at some point in any physicist's life, there will be a need to procreate. Please see the earlier physicists guide to identifying the sexes, as attempting to procreate with same gender people will prove fruitless. And sometimes p...
Paris -- The EU Division of Standard & Poor's has notched down France's world-leading AAA Romance Rating, relegating the "land of love" to the bottom of the hotness heap when it comes to "lust, thrust, and overall mojo."
"France's sexual score...
Moammar Ghaddafi and Condoleeza Rice have been discovered nestled in each other's embrace on the Isle Of Capri. The discovery was made accidentally when two Italian carabinieri were called to the romantic island to investigate reports about a Libyan...
BROOKLYN - It was reported on the nationally syndicated television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight last night that country sweetheart Taylor Swift and Hollywood bad boy Jake Gyllenhaal have rekindled their romance.
The once again 'happy couple...
The inexperienced backseat Romeo need no longer feel alone. In newer car models, he can be assisted by the on-board navigation system. The new system will include complete cartographic coverage of the female body and feature all standard functions...
Mary 'I'll fight yer for yer bike' Byrne (62) today denied any talk of romance between her and Wagner (41). Byrne who was once a door to door seller of pegs is now bookies favourite to win the show but denies Wagner has been 'taming her shrew.'
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And if she isn't, she should be.
So says eccentric English film producer/director Buffty Ginslinger, speaking from a seedy central London pub as he swilled large G&T's and sucked on a Benson in open defiance of the smoking ban.
Ginslinger r...
Igloo #23, Scandahoovia - The Nobel Awards Make Better Living for All (NAMBLA) is reeling under criticism, but this time not for Obama.
"Herta who?", is the cry that is resounding from all over the world, as housewives, homosexuals and nancy boy...
British-Indian actor Dev Patel, who played the happy-go-lucky slum dweller in the Oscar-winning film 'Slumdog Millionaire', is all set to really surprise his fans with his villainous turn in Hollywood's 'The Last Airbender', and he loves it.
Patel...
In a surprising twist of events, Silvio Berlusconi has announced that the real reason that he is divorcing his wife, is that he intends to marry German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
It appears that Mr Berlusconi intends to create a Pan-European state,...