Fourteen year old Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque, apparently a little bewildered by all the media attention being lavished on her ample breasted person, has been invited to take a little time out at movie director Roman Polanski's Swiss...
Roman Polanski has won the Silver Swastika for best director at the Berlin Film Festival for his new film 'The Ghost Perver'.
Polanski could not accept the award as he is under house arrest and fighting extradition to the USA over a conviction of...
Director Roman Polanski will leave jail Friday on $4.5 million dollars in bail ($1.5 million dollars for each bodily orifice through which he raped a 13 year old girl). Polanski will then be expected to remain at his Gstaad chalet to await word on w...
There's mounting anger in Hollywood tonight, as liberals, enraged by the decision of the Swiss to ban minarets, have announced they will take firm action against the 'rogue nation'.
Already 5,000 celebrities have signed a petition demanding that Rom...
GENEVA - A Swiss court has granted accused child-molester Roman Polanski bail of $4.5 million.
Roman Polanski, who had been denied bail due to the fact that he was a flight risk has reportedly given his word to the Swiss authorities that he will b...
WAPAKONETA, Ohio - The Great Grandma Buckeye Halloween Costume, Mask, and Outfit Company of Wapakoneta has just announced that the number one selling scariest Halloween Trick or Treat mask for 2009 is the Roman Polanski mask.
Company President Sax...
Geneva, Switzerland - A tribunal stared at the infamous movie producer for thirty seconds, after hearing his heartfelt pleas that he'd return - this time for sure - if he was released on bail.
After the thirty seconds of looking at him incredulous...
LA HABRA, California - OctuMom admitting that she is having financial problems has revealed that she has agreed to sell intimate nude photos of her crotch cookie to Roman Polanski who is presently incarcerated in a jail in Zurich, Switzerland.
Pol...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus has confessed to one of her best friends Tiffany Tiffacaloochi that she has received an email from Roman Polanski.
The Tiffster, as her high school PE teacher calls her, asked Miley who the heck Roman Polanski is. Mil...
ZURICH, Switzerland - Roman Polanski's court-appointed Swiss attorney Burgdorf Zingen has informed the news media that he is afraid that if his client in not released on bail, and soon, Polanski may start eating himself in protest.
Zingen, said th...
In Zurich, Switzerland yesterday, Director Roman Polinski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief that she claimed she was only 12 at the time.
"She seemed much too young for a 13-year-old, but then they are smarter...
Paris - (Sacre Bleu!): The French culture minister who branded Roman Polanski's arrest a bum rap is in hiding at a government colonic irrigation whitewash facility.
A TV debate about Frederic Mitterrand's pervy memoir of sex with young boys in Thi...
Hoping to be free in time for celebrating France's Teen Week, Roman Polanski has offered the Swiss court a deal in exchange for his freedom.
Quoting forensic scientist Gabriel Goodman, Polanski claims it was his penis that overtook his own common...
ZURICH, Switzerland - The Swiss judge who is handling the Roman Polanski arrest case, Judge Ruti Schaffhausen, has come out and told Roman Polanski's attorney Burgdorf Zingen that not only is he denying his client bail, but he will also be imposing a...
Roman Polanski, famous French-Polish film director of such noted movies as "Rosemary's Baby" has had a secret from most people for many years and that secret has been blabbed by none other than singer Amy Winehouse.
In an exclusive interview by th...
CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - One of the most popular cannibal tribal chiefs in Africa, Chief Boomboosha has emailed the Swiss authorities offering to buy Roman Polanski for $20.
The Zimbabwean cannibal chief said that he wants to serve RoPo to his trib...
Hollywood,CA/ Left Coast Entertainment Commentary - Comedian Whoopi Goldberg shocked her live TV audience on the daytime talk show, The View, with an admission of having sex with both Roman Polanski and David Letterman.
Goldberg further confounde...
Pattya,Thailand/ Jomtien Beach Literary Arts News - Roman Polanski, with nothing but time on his hands while he awaits to be freed from a Swiss jail for a 31 year old US rape conviction, announced today his long awaited Theater Presentation of "Cham...