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The White House Reports That China Has Offered To Buy Yellowstone National Park

Funny story: The White House Reports That China Has Offered To Buy Yellowstone National Park

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that President Obama has just received a text message from the government of China. Secretary Colfax stated that the Republic of China is very interested in purc...

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Jennifer Lopez Admits Knowing Nothing About An Alleged Affair Between Marc Anthony and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Admits Knowing Nothing About An Alleged Affair Between Marc Anthony and Jada Pinkett-Smith

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Jennifer Lopez was in the Bayou State where she had brought her three and a half year-old twins, Max and Emme to visit The Giggling Gator Amusement Theme Park located in Lake Charles. The park's director Beauregard Thibod...

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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Ride The Fastest Roller Coaster In The World Hitting Speeds of Up To 285 MPH!

Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Ride The Fastest Roller Coaster In The World Hitting Speeds of Up To 285 MPH!

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato, who was just recently released from a rehab clinic after a three month stay, were invited by the CEO of the South's newest and biggest amusement theme park to attend the opening...

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98-year old US man who made history after his 5,000th trip on roller coaster thought he was "lost" after being dumped by his family who had no healthcare plan.

Funny story: 98-year old US man who made history after his 5,000th trip on roller coaster thought he was "lost" after being dumped by his family who had no healthcare plan.

Round and round and round he went. A total of 100 times in a day. By the time the ride shut down - 98 year old Abe Rounder had set a world record: A lifteime total of 5000 rides on thee roller coaster. As ride officials helped the haggard &...

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Attorney Says Dangling Roller Coaster Lawsuits Groundless

Funny story: Attorney Says Dangling Roller Coaster Lawsuits Groundless

SANTA CLARA, CA - Firefighters rescued twenty-four people stuck on the Nowhertigo roller coaster Monday at the Ingrate America amusement park after the ride malfunctioned, said authorities. Firefighters used long ladders to pull the now incensed...

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Woman Loses Memory On The Mind Eraser, Sues Park

Funny story: Woman Loses Memory On The Mind Eraser, Sues Park

A Georgia woman who says she lost her memory on the Mind Eraser roller coaster a year ago is taking Seven Flags Amusement Park to court. Cheryl Robin Heinson said the shoulder harness failed to hold her securely in place and she repeatedly struck...

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Tom Cruise Told He Is Too Short To Ride Roller Coaster

Funny story: Tom Cruise Told He Is Too Short To Ride Roller Coaster

A tearful Tom Cruise was today refused admission to ride on Blackpool Pleasure Beaches 'The Big One' after he failed to meet the height restrictions. Cruise, in Blackpool for a vacation was visibly shocked when attendant Stuart Pearson told him he...

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The Great British Rollercoaster Scandal

Funny story: The Great British Rollercoaster Scandal

A new rollercoaster has been unveiled at Thorpe Park in the UK which promises the world's steepest freefall drop. Called the Pension Value, it overtakes the previous record holder The Property Price. Vertical drop rollercoasters have become extre...

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Leg found under rollercoaster

Funny story: Leg found under rollercoaster

Surprised maintenance workers at Alton Towers discovered a prosthetic leg underneath the roller coaster, The Corkscrew, yesterday. The prosthesis was among the detritus the workers were clearing out, and the lost property box is now replaced with...

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Man With World's Longest Finger Dead in Bizarre Fairground Accident

Funny story: Man With World's Longest Finger Dead in Bizarre Fairground Accident

The man with the longest finger in the world, Mr Brian Spindle, is reported to have been killed in a bizarre fairground accident earlier today. Mr Spindle, from Leek in Staffordshire, was reported to have suffered a fatal injury whilst riding the...

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Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

Funny story: Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

A teenager was decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride but apparently slipped in unnotice...

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Fears Worsen In Coastal Train Horror!

Funny story: Fears Worsen In Coastal Train Horror!

Children are now out for an even scarier ride on the new improved ghost train attraction at Bogsea pleasure beach. Phase one of the major alteration plan is now complete. "We've had a massive refit costing hundreds of pounds," said White Knu...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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