Showing:

Funny satire stories about Roger Goodell

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman

Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman

The Green Bay Packers are arguably the most successful franchise in American professional sports history. They just missed this year from going to the superbowel. But the most remarkable thing about the Green Bay Packers is that as an industry th...
View 'Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman'
Funny story: NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

The NFL is now extensively testing players before football games for marijuana usage. This is a recent policy change. National Footbal League Commissioner Roger Goodell gave an explanation. "The problem with Cannabis is that it is a 'peace" induc...
View 'NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use'
Funny story: Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

HOOTERS -- Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has had his indefinite suspension from the NFL overturned, and is immediately eligible to punch NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in the elevator of his office suite. "I just wanna get back to...
View 'Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell'
Funny story: NFL's Goodell Speaks On New Peterson Revelation

NFL's Goodell Speaks On New Peterson Revelation

Minnesota Vikings Adrian Peterson, already facing felony charges in Texas for child abuse, was accused in a separate incident involving another son who was 4 years old. In that case Peterson inflicted a head wound on his son, who was in a car seat,...
View 'NFL's Goodell Speaks On New Peterson Revelation'
Funny story: Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

In a move that surprised no one but the world's biggest misogynists, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell resigned from his duties on Thursday afternoon. In a hastily called press conference, a tearful Goodell said he no longer felt he could make the b...
View 'Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday'
Funny story: Goodell: NFL Mistakenly Viewed Erin Andrews Peephole Video in Ray Rice Case

Goodell: NFL Mistakenly Viewed Erin Andrews Peephole Video in Ray Rice Case

MANHATTAN -- Commissioner Roger Goodell has acknowledged that the NFL mistakenly viewed the Erin Andrews peephole video when originally trying to determine appropriate discipline in the domestic violence case against former Baltimore Ravens running b...
View 'Goodell: NFL Mistakenly Viewed Erin Andrews Peephole Video in Ray Rice Case'
Funny story: NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...
View 'NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots'
Funny story: Goodell: Red Bull More Integrity-Damaging Than Smacking A Mouthy Broad

Goodell: Red Bull More Integrity-Damaging Than Smacking A Mouthy Broad

MANHATTAN -- NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has announced that he will no longer penalize players for domestic violence, noting that consuming large doses of performance-enhancing Red Bull tarnishes the integrity of the game much more than smacking a...
View 'Goodell: Red Bull More Integrity-Damaging Than Smacking A Mouthy Broad'
Funny story: Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL safety Hamza Abdullah has just become the most despised man in the entire National Football League, even more so that Detroit's Ndamukong "The Brat" Suh. Hamza Abdullah, took the 2012 NFL season off with his brother fell...
View 'Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL'
Funny story: The New York Giants After Starting Off At (0-6) Finally Win One As They Beat The Minnesota Vikings

The New York Giants After Starting Off At (0-6) Finally Win One As They Beat The Minnesota Vikings

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Several New York Giants players say that Louisiana voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette came through for them as she put a hex on the Minnesota Vikings who fell to the Giants 23-7. Giants Coach Tom Coughlin was aske...
View 'The New York Giants After Starting Off At (0-6) Finally Win One As They Beat The Minnesota Vikings'
Funny story: The NFL May Be Doing Away With Team Huddles

The NFL May Be Doing Away With Team Huddles

NEW YORK CITY - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the National Football League is looking into the possibility of doing away with team huddles. SBG reporter Zorro La Bamba met with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell at a local Pompous Pizza Par...
View 'The NFL May Be Doing Away With Team Huddles'
Funny story: The NFL Plans To Ban Biting

The NFL Plans To Ban Biting

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just issued a statement that it will soon be implementing a ban on biting. Word from Commissioner Roger Goodell's office is that since the start of the 2013 NFL football season there have been at le...
View 'The NFL Plans To Ban Biting'
Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Could Be Moving To London

The Jacksonville Jaguars Could Be Moving To London

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's office hints that London, England could be getting a United States NFL team within two years. Goodell speaking with Buckaroo Kazoo of The Turnstile Review said that as of now t...
View 'The Jacksonville Jaguars Could Be Moving To London'
Funny story: The NFL Announces That It Will Be Discontinuing The Onside Kick

The NFL Announces That It Will Be Discontinuing The Onside Kick

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made an announcement regarding the football play commonly referred to as the onside kick. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell speaking in his office to a group of sports reporters informed them that...
View 'The NFL Announces That It Will Be Discontinuing The Onside Kick'
Funny story: The NFL Will Soon Start Enforcing The Quarterback's 'No Notes On The Wrist' Rule

The NFL Will Soon Start Enforcing The Quarterback's 'No Notes On The Wrist' Rule

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has vowed to clean up some football issues that it has allowed to continue for far too long. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has stated that one rule that the NFL has passed and which it will soon start...
View 'The NFL Will Soon Start Enforcing The Quarterback's 'No Notes On The Wrist' Rule'
Funny story: Charles Barkley Says NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Is One Clueless Dude

Charles Barkley Says NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Is One Clueless Dude

ATLANTA - TNT sports analyst Charles Barkley called NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's recent comments "turrible, turrible, turrible". Goodell responded to a request from ten United States Senators asking the owner of the Washington Redskins to chan...
View 'Charles Barkley Says NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Is One Clueless Dude'
Funny story: NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld. La...
View 'NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems'
Funny story: Is The NFL Heading Towards Touch Football?

Is The NFL Heading Towards Touch Football?

PHOENIX - Many NFL fans are wondering if the Arizona heat may have gotten to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and some of the team owners after some of the new NFL rule changes were announced. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that the major rules ch...
View 'Is The NFL Heading Towards Touch Football?'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 1?

7 3 22 1


57 readers are online right now!

Go to top