Showing:

Funny satire stories about Roger Clemens

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Lance Armstrong and Roger Clemens Going Into Business Together

Lance Armstrong and Roger Clemens Going Into Business Together

CHICAGO - It appears that two of the sports world's fallen figures have announced plans for a new business venture. Lance Armstrong, the lying road racing cyclist champion and Roger Clemens, the lying baseball pitcher recently met at The Crocked C...
View 'Lance Armstrong and Roger Clemens Going Into Business Together'
Funny story: Roger Clemens Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Roger Clemens Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Tom "The Sad Face" Bergeron, host of Dancing With The Stars, has just announced that Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens will be appearing on the upcoming season of the reality dance show. The shows producer Bernadette Penderle...
View 'Roger Clemens Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars'
Funny story: Roger Clemens To Open Up The Lucky Son-Of-A-Gun Hot Dog Diner

Roger Clemens To Open Up The Lucky Son-Of-A-Gun Hot Dog Diner

KATY, Texas - Former Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemems, 49, knows that he is a very lucky guy who has just joined the ranks of other very lucky individuals such as President Bill Clinton, Senator John Edwards, and Mafioso Vinnie "The Nose"...
View 'Roger Clemens To Open Up The Lucky Son-Of-A-Gun Hot Dog Diner'
Funny story: Roger Clemens in Fenway's Monster Seats: Return of the Native

Roger Clemens in Fenway's Monster Seats: Return of the Native

Roger Clemens, found not guilty of lying to Congress about his use of performance enhancers, showed up at Fenway Park and sat in the Monster seats, only days after his successful verdict. It was like the alienated hero of Lost Horizon showing up a...
View 'Roger Clemens in Fenway's Monster Seats: Return of the Native'
Funny story: Former Red Sox and Yankee Roger Clemens No Hits the Feds in Court Verdict

Former Red Sox and Yankee Roger Clemens No Hits the Feds in Court Verdict

Roger Clemens has been found not guilty on all counts in his eight-week trial, his second go-round over a four-year span. Jurors may have figured the cost of his legal representation likely punished him enough. A guilty verdict would have been red...
View 'Former Red Sox and Yankee Roger Clemens No Hits the Feds in Court Verdict'
Funny story: Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty On All 6 Charges - He's Immediately Offered A Contract To Pitch For The Chicago Cubs

Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty On All 6 Charges - He's Immediately Offered A Contract To Pitch For The Chicago Cubs

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former major league baseball pitcher Roger Clemens was found not guilty on all six federal charges that had been filed against him. The fireballing pitcher known as "The Rocket" joins the ranks of notable individuals who have be...
View 'Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty On All 6 Charges - He's Immediately Offered A Contract To Pitch For The Chicago Cubs'
Funny story: Who Needs an Asteroid? Josh Beckett Has Hit Boston

Who Needs an Asteroid? Josh Beckett Has Hit Boston

Josh Beckett is the Red Sox answer to Doomsday, Dec. 21, 2012, and he ought to switch his number to 12/21/12. Beckett has never made a secret of his dislike for Boston. In that sense, he resembles another former Red Sox superstar who simply put u...
View 'Who Needs an Asteroid? Josh Beckett Has Hit Boston'
Funny story: Roger Clemens Is Furious That All Of This Trial BS Is Costing Him Lots of Money In Commercial Endorsements

Roger Clemens Is Furious That All Of This Trial BS Is Costing Him Lots of Money In Commercial Endorsements

WASHINGTON, D.C. - During Roger Clemens illustrious major league baseball career which spanned 24 years he never faced the situation that he is presently facing. The infamous pitcher known as "The Rocket" is getting ready to enter into a perjury t...
View 'Roger Clemens Is Furious That All Of This Trial BS Is Costing Him Lots of Money In Commercial Endorsements'
Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Called Roger Clemens And Told Him Prision Isn't So Bad If You Look Like Her

Lindsay Lohan Has Called Roger Clemens And Told Him Prision Isn't So Bad If You Look Like Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict, inmate, and prisoner, has reportedly called up the once baseball hall of fame shoe-in Roger Clemens and tried to make him feel better about his legal situation. LiLo told the ex-pitcher known as...
View 'Lindsay Lohan Has Called Roger Clemens And Told Him Prision Isn't So Bad If You Look Like Her'
Funny story: Mindy McCready Says Boyfriend Pitcher Roger Clemens Had Some "Fast Balls"

Mindy McCready Says Boyfriend Pitcher Roger Clemens Had Some "Fast Balls"

PANAMA CITY, Florida - Mindy McCready was in town visiting a second cousin once removed when she was asked about the baseball video that she has coming out soon. McCready said that the tape is entitled Baseball Mistress - Bedroom Bitch. And it sta...
View 'Mindy McCready Says Boyfriend Pitcher Roger Clemens Had Some "Fast Balls"'
Funny story: Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco To Star In Their Own Reality Show

Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco To Star In Their Own Reality Show

ATLANTA - A press release has been released stating that ex-major league baseball stars Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco have been signed to appear in a reality show. It was announced that the show will revolve around cooking and is named Roger and...
View 'Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco To Star In Their Own Reality Show'
Funny story: Roger Clemens To Star In "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story"

Roger Clemens To Star In "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Warner Brothers Pictures has just announced that they have signed Roger Clemens to star as the lead in "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story." The unemployed baseball pitcher says that he is thrilled to be allowed to show yet another side (hi...
View 'Roger Clemens To Star In "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story"'
Funny story: Roger Clemens Signs With The Yokohama Bay Stars

Roger Clemens Signs With The Yokohama Bay Stars

YOKOHAMA, Japan - Major League baseball pitcher Roger Clemens has just been signed by the Yokohama Bay Stars of The Japanese Central League. Clemens reportedly signed a two-year contract worth $60 million. Clemens and his family will live rent fre...
View 'Roger Clemens Signs With The Yokohama Bay Stars'
Funny story: Barry Bonds inadvertently encourages youth to use steroids

Barry Bonds inadvertently encourages youth to use steroids

Despite his repeated denials, many young high school athletes believe Barry Bonds owes his slugging power and career longevity to the use of performance enhancing substances such as steroids.
View 'Barry Bonds inadvertently encourages youth to use steroids'
Funny story: Roger Clemens heads off trouble

Roger Clemens heads off trouble

Carpenters and stonemasons worked furiously all night Tuesday and early Wednesday, knocking down walls and widening doorways to ensure that Roger Clemens' massive, steroid-filled head could fit in buildings on Capitol Hill.
View 'Roger Clemens heads off trouble'
Funny story: Clemens Shows Balls In Front of Congress, Proves Innocence

Clemens Shows Balls In Front of Congress, Proves Innocence

Roger 'the Rocket' Clemens went all out to prove his innocence at Wednesday's Congressional committee hearing.
View 'Clemens Shows Balls In Front of Congress, Proves Innocence'
Funny story: Congress puts all else aside to focus on Roger Clemens

Congress puts all else aside to focus on Roger Clemens

The United States House of Representatives has put aside issues dealing with the Iraq war, the failing U.S. economy, recession, falling real estate prices, global warming, excessive government spending and international unrest to focus on Roger Cleme...
View 'Congress puts all else aside to focus on Roger Clemens'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 5?

9 3 25 1


Go to top