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Russell Brand blasts Graham Norton for 'making my mum cry' over failed marriage to Katy Perry

Funny story: Russell Brand blasts Graham Norton for 'making my mum cry' over failed marriage to Katy Perry

Appearing on the Graham Norton show to promote new film Rock of Ages, Essex boy Russell Brand blasted the Irish chat show for making his mum cry, after Norton asked about the fellow comics failed marriage to singer Katy Perry. Brand said that Nort...

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Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song

Funny story: Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song

JOLIET, Illinois - After six of Mitt Romney's campaign aides conducted an extensive song research the man who appears poised to be the representative of the GOP for the nation's highest office has finally announced his official campaign song. Will...

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Scotland independence would raise the 'happy index' in the UK

Funny story: Scotland independence would raise the 'happy index' in the UK

Scientists claimed today that Scotland leaving the UK will increase levels of happiness in the UK by up to 0.3%. Currently, with Scotland in the UK happy index, the figure stands at 3.9%, but were the sassanachs to go solo, deducting their low rat...

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Rod Stewart Latest Victim Of Rock Legal Watchdog

Funny story: Rod Stewart Latest Victim Of Rock Legal Watchdog

Rock superstar Rod Stewart is the latest musician to find himself in the sites of a litigious music fan - and all because of recent torrential rain. Rod, 66, shot to fame in the 1970's with solo hits like Maggie May and You Wear It Well and as the...

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SuBo: The Rod Stewart Covers

Funny story: SuBo: The Rod Stewart Covers

Simon Cowell has today announced details of the forthcoming album by singer Susan Boyle, winner of last year's "Britain's Got Talent... honest". Boyle, 50, from West Lothian, fresh from her marathon tour of the US and being tipped for Broadway su...

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Rachel Hunter to release a song not about Rod Stewart

Funny story: Rachel Hunter to release a song not about Rod Stewart

Rachel Hunter, model and former wife of Rod Stewart is to release the song she wrote back in 1990 but was too embarrassed to release at the time. Entitled Enough Already, YES I think You're Sexy the former Mrs Stewart and mother of two of Rod's ki...

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Rod Stewart compared to old woman in shoe

Funny story: Rod Stewart compared to old woman in shoe

As a pensioner, Rod Stewart has recently become increasingly confused over both the number of ex-wives and the number of children he has, more so now that another Stewart is on the way. His eldest daughter, who might not necessarily be his eldest,...

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Rod Stewart Becomes An Octopop

Funny story: Rod Stewart Becomes An Octopop

Like octomom, Nadya Suleman, singer Rod Stewart has become the father of his eight child, a feat that will make him an octopop, joining veteran octopop Mel Gibson. Mel's eight child was with Russian girl friend Oksana Grigorieva, who also has a son...

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Rod The Mod's Eighth Child

Funny story: Rod The Mod's Eighth Child

Rod Stewart has become a father for the eight time at the grand old age of 66. His wife Penny Lancaster has just given birth to a baby boy, Aiden after the couple had undertaken 3 course of IVF treatment. The couple already have a 5 year old son, Alastair. To celebrate the good news, Rod has released a new greatest hits album, featuring the following tracks : Reason To Conceive Handba...

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Rod Stewart Proud Father of Eighteenth Baby! Nineteenth Baby!

Funny story: Rod Stewart Proud Father of Eighteenth Baby! Nineteenth Baby!

Singer Rod Steward and his wife, uh..Kelly..Britt..Penny! That's it. Penny Lancaster have a new baby boy according to the 66-year-old record company's announcement today, just missing Valentine's Day. "Today is a very happy one for Stewart and his...

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Russell Brand Claims To Have Slept With 90 Women In One Month - Rod Stewart Replies That's Only Because Most Were Inflatable

Funny story: Russell Brand Claims To Have Slept With 90 Women In One Month - Rod Stewart Replies That's Only Because Most Were Inflatable

LONDON - Newlywed Russell Brand boasted to a member of the news media that he has in the past bedded 90 women in a single month. Rock and roll icon Rod Stewart replied that Brand is talking rubbish. He then grinned and stated that the only way tha...

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Rod Stewart & Shirley Bassey Clash on Spending Cuts

Funny story: Rod Stewart & Shirley Bassey Clash on Spending Cuts

Rod Stewart was the first celebrity to show open support for the unions in their fight against the coalition government's cuts to public services. At a crowded open-air meeting in Trafalgar Square during the weekend, he called on people to stop the g...

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Randy Rocker Rod To Be Seven Time Dad At 66

Funny story: Randy Rocker Rod To Be Seven Time Dad At 66

Randy old rocker Rod Stewart has proved that there's life in the old dog yet, by announcing that he's to become a dad for the seventh time at the rollicking old age of 66. Elderly gentlemen the world over have petitioned Rod the mod to write a boo...

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Rod Stewart Builds Football Pitch Inside Nose

Funny story: Rod Stewart Builds Football Pitch Inside Nose

Rocker Rod Stewart has built a private football pitch -complete with corner flags, goals and nets - inside his nose. The big nosed star has invited all his friends around for a game to celebrate the construction. The footy-mad singer said it was h...

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Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Funny story: Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Neolithic-looking lothario Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood, who left his beautiful blonde wife for a 63 year old Russian lap dancer last year, has spoken out in support of Rod Stewart's son Sean, who claimed that his father was "cheap" on a trial by telev...

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Another major collapse follows Fannie May and Freddie Mac

Funny story: Another major collapse follows Fannie May and Freddie Mac

Following hot on the heels of the recent collapse of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the UK's Maggie May has now also collapsed. Rod Stewart, speaking from his Dulwich hairdresser, who, incidentally, was a winner of the USA Annual Blind Hairdresser of...

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Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

Funny story: Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,

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Rod has piles

Rod Stewart announced today that he has had piles for most of his life. Opening up in a candid interview with Viz magazine Rod (57) said this was the reason for the way he stood on stage and wasn't his way of alluring the opposite sex.

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