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Funny story: Rod Blagojevich Begins New Bribe Business called Blago-Paypal

Rod Blagojevich Begins New Bribe Business called Blago-Paypal

CHICAGO - It's one thing if you get caught transferring money around to disguise a bribe scandal, it's another thing if you pursue income from bribes and don't get caught. That's what former Governor Rod Blagojevich thinks as he awaits his sentence d...
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Funny story: Blagojevich threatens to boycott commissary if sent to jail

Blagojevich threatens to boycott commissary if sent to jail

CHICAGO - The former governor of Illinois who was convicted on attempts to sell Barack Obama's senate seat among other corruption charges has a new line of threats for the powers that he used to be. "Don't think I will actually use the money I go...
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Funny story: Holy Dead Mackeral! Rahm Emanuel Not Eligible to Run For Chi Town Mayor According to 2 Appelate Court Judges Now Missing!

Holy Dead Mackeral! Rahm Emanuel Not Eligible to Run For Chi Town Mayor According to 2 Appelate Court Judges Now Missing!

Rahm Emanuel's Chicago Family has reportedly 'gone to the mattresses' after two of three appellate court judges ruled his mayoral bid is bogus due to residency requirements! Emanuel, former Chicago Underboss and US senator, who went on to Washingt...
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Funny story: Rod Blagojevich to Auction Hair on Ebay

Rod Blagojevich to Auction Hair on Ebay

CHICAGO, IL - Rod Blagojevich announced today that he was auctioning his hair on Ebay to help pay for his next trial. When one reporter asked the ex-governor of Illinois why he wouldn't donate his hair to charity, Mr. Blagojevich responded: "I...
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Funny story: The Celebrity Apprentice: Muggles and Wizards, Fuggles and Gizzards, Gov. Blagojevich Goes Poof!

The Celebrity Apprentice: Muggles and Wizards, Fuggles and Gizzards, Gov. Blagojevich Goes Poof!

NEW YORK CITY - And with a poof and puff puff of some magic Harry Potter dust, Celebrity Apprentice contestant and former governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich got his political butt sent back to the Windy City of Chicago. The gov was chosen to be...
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Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Darryl Strawberry Quits - Strikes Out 1, 2, 3

Celebrity Apprentice: Darryl Strawberry Quits - Strikes Out 1, 2, 3

MANHATTAN - In what has got to be one of the strangest ever editions of Celebrity Apprentice on record, ex-major league baseball player Darryl Strawberry told Donald Trump that he wanted to be fired. Trump was so shocked that his hairdo almost fel...
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Funny story: Blagojevich Dominates New Season of Celebrity Apprentice

Blagojevich Dominates New Season of Celebrity Apprentice

Competing with 13 other television, music industry and sports world stars, former Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich seems to be dominating the early rounds of competition in the upcoming season of "Apprentice". Garnering praise from the Donald at...
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Funny story: Blagojevich and Wright Establish Public Relations Firm

Blagojevich and Wright Establish Public Relations Firm

Washington DC: Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich and retired Reverend J Wright of Chicago have established a public relations (PR) firm. The PR firm is located on K Street and is informally referred to as B&W PR (not to be confused with...
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Funny story: Blagojevich in Disney Land

Blagojevich in Disney Land

Fed up with with what he calls Illinois' version of a Mickey Mouse court, ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich grabbed the wife and kids and headed to the real Disneyland after hearing a rumor that the the seat for governorship of Walt Disney's theme park was...
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Funny story: Blago to Obama: A Voice from the GRAVE--"I'm Goin' Get You, Bro!"

Blago to Obama: A Voice from the GRAVE--"I'm Goin' Get You, Bro!"

Chicago, Il./ Dead Politicians New Update - Like a voice from the Grave, disgraced former governor Rod Blagojevich has reached out to touch current President Barry O'Bama with one of his last official acts...one that may ultimately take the mysterio...
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Funny story: Blagojevich's Book Deal

Blagojevich's Book Deal

Former Illinois Gov. Blagojevich has written a tell all book and we hear he is getting big, big bucks for it. Blagojevich, who vehemently denies he tried to sell President Obama's senate seat, has written about the deals he made or did not make.
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Funny story: Obama Sends Blago on World Junket to Market US Treasuries: 23% Return Guaranteed!

Obama Sends Blago on World Junket to Market US Treasuries: 23% Return Guaranteed!

Washington,DC/ Investors Business Daily - President Barry Obama, fresh from pledging the nation's financial future in the $3 trillion dollar trashing of America, has now pledged to balance the nation's budget WITHIN the next 4 years! Taking a pag...
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Funny story: Roland Burris to Illinois Investigators On Blago Payoff: I Didn't Lie, Someone Stole my Identity!

Roland Burris to Illinois Investigators On Blago Payoff: I Didn't Lie, Someone Stole my Identity!

Springfield, Illinois Laughing Stock Capitol of the US - Senator Roland Burris, who has amended his Illinois senate testimony while under oath in the Blagojvitch impeachment hearings 6 times, now says $50,000 withdrawn from his checking account wa...
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Funny story: Top DEMS Battle for Title of Who's The Scariest!

Top DEMS Battle for Title of Who's The Scariest!

Washington,DC/ Pessimistic News - An epic battle is shaping up as the Democrats two top Demagogues battle it out for top billing in the Nation's Horror Show under the guise of "fresh new leadership and the promise of HOPE & CHANGE." Nobel peac...
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Funny story: Impeached Blagojevich Keeps Alive Proud Illinois Tradition Of Corruption

Impeached Blagojevich Keeps Alive Proud Illinois Tradition Of Corruption

Rod Blagojevich is doing his part to keep alive the proud Illinois tradition of corruption in Governor politics. He takes the mantle from such staunch predecessors as: Republican George Ryan, who was convicted of racketeering and fraud; Democ...
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Funny story: Obama Appoints Blagojevick Ethics Advisor

Obama Appoints Blagojevick Ethics Advisor

President Barack Obama has appointed former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich as his new advisor on Ethics. The post will be considered Cabinet Level by the President and will consult with Obama on moral and ethical questions on a daily basis. Ob...
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Funny story: Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich goes to see Obama

Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich goes to see Obama

Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich went to see President Barack Obama at the White House. Reports say he was stopped at the gate as the secret service felt he was a threat. Someone overheard Rod a short while later on a cell phone apparently pleading an...
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Funny story: Blago Implicates Almost Every Prominent Illinois Government Official in Water Scandal

Blago Implicates Almost Every Prominent Illinois Government Official in Water Scandal

Even more shocking news today out of the state of Illinois. Former governor Rod. Blagojevich, during a post-impeachment media tour, broke news of an alleged abuse of power within the state's federal water supply system. Blagojevich charges that there...
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