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Rocky 6, 7, 8, 9 And Beyond

Funny story: Rocky 6, 7, 8, 9 And Beyond

With the news that Sylvester Stallone is going to have a another round of Botox and release another Rocky Film, BATTL news got all excited and raided the superstars bin to find more information. After twenty minutes of throwing rubbish all over his driveway we came across a bundle of first draft scripts for his upcoming movies. Here are the best. Rocky Doggy: Ex-Heavyweight champion Rocky Bal...

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Sylvester Stallone has mild heart attack re-enacting scene from Rocky

Funny story: Sylvester Stallone has mild heart attack re-enacting scene from Rocky

The 67 year old actor Sylvester Stallone was rushed to St. Joesph's hospital Saturday afternoon after sustaining a mild heart attack. Stallone who was re-enacting the famous scene from Rocky where he runs up the stairs of the Philadelphia museum o...

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Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

Funny story: Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour. The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store. Hogan's latest...

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Taylor Lautner Reveals The Reason Why He Turned Down The Lead Role In The Movie "Rocky 20 - The Son of Rocky"

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Reveals The Reason Why He Turned Down The Lead Role In The Movie "Rocky 20 - The Son of Rocky"

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of the Twilight movies, was visiting a friend who lives in Avocado Heights when he was asked about the rumor regarding the next Rocky movie. The 19-year-old Lautner who is currently involved with Lily...

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Oh where, oh where has dear Arnie gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?

Funny story: Oh where, oh where has dear Arnie gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?

Indeed, where IS our dear Arnie since he bowed out of politics - or the limelight of politics? Rumour has it that he has recently auditioned for the part of Rocky Balboa in the upcoming "Rocky the XXth" movie. When asked about this rumour, Sl...

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Daleks v Alien v Predator v Space Vampires v Rocky?

Funny story: Daleks v Alien v Predator v Space Vampires v Rocky?

Hot off the presses from Skoob News Sink: Our very own showbiz insider, Buffty Ginslinger, the man with the large G&T and the constant cigarette, today moved to the east end of London, to announce from his latest hangout on Whitechapel Road that...

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Alex Reid Wants To Star In 'Enter The Dragon' Remake - Katie Price Puts Her Foot Down

Funny story: Alex Reid Wants To Star In 'Enter The Dragon' Remake - Katie Price Puts Her Foot Down

Cross dressing cage fighter and breast escort cum Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid this morning stated that he would like to capitalise on his new-found fame by starring in a remake of the Bruce Lee chop socky classic 'Enter The Dragon.' Rei...

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Farve Out! To be Replaced by Rocky Balboa in "Rocky V , Stuperbowl"

Funny story: Farve Out! To be Replaced by Rocky Balboa in "Rocky V , Stuperbowl"

Received by Special Morse Code, the Sports Desk has just received word that underdog Bret Farve is out for the playoffs due to rheumatoid arthritis in his hips, thumbs, eyes and both Big Toes. Fearing a serious loss of underdog spirit against mu...

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Sly Stallone to film next Rocky instalment - with a dark twist

Funny story: Sly Stallone to film next Rocky instalment - with a dark twist

Sicily, Italy - Sylvester Stallone has announced he is about to start filming the next Rocky instalment, Rocky VI VI VI (Rocky 666). "This one will be a little different." Wrote Sly in a note to me, after I asked him to repeat himself 13 times, expla...

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Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical

It turns out 2006's Rocky Balboa was not the end the line for our favorite boxer after all. The film, like no other sequel before it, rediscovered the edgy, independent spirit of the 1976 masterpiece that captured the heart of the world. When audien...

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More Stallone Sequels in the Making

Funny story: More Stallone Sequels in the Making

Sequel City, CA (Fox News) - Based on the success of "Rocky Balboa" and his upcoming new "Rambo" film Sylvester Stallone has decided to make more sequels of his own movies. Stallone has said that he got the idea from Bruce Willis...

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Balboa

Okay, I just finished watching the newest instalment to the Rocky Balboa movies. I have heard a lot of great things about this movie as compared to the last one, so I thought I would give it a try.

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Most awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"

Funny story: Most awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"

Ubiquitous studios: In a poll conducted by the same website that held the polls for "the new 7 wonders", people have spoken out and declared that the most eagerly awaited sequel of the year is a Paris Hilton starrer...no, i...

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Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

Funny story: Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.

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Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Funny story: Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Sylvester Stallone, The star of too many Rocky movies, has been caught illegally bringing Human Growth Hormone into Australia.

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Sylvester Stallone Arrested For Smuggling Contraband in Luggage from Australia

Funny story: Sylvester Stallone Arrested For Smuggling Contraband in Luggage from Australia

Sylvester Stallone, best known for movie characters Rocky Balboa and John Rambo, was arrested yesterday at the Sydney airport for attempting to smuggle several items through customs. On the regular luggage search, customs inspectors encountered many...

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New Rocky Film to Create OAP ASBO Surge

Funny story: New Rocky Film to Create OAP ASBO Surge

LONDON - The Home Office is expecting a big increase in the number of older people resorting to violence and anti-social behaviour following the release of the latest Rocky Balboa film this weekend.

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