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Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Funny story: Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Somewhere in a California desert (not Area 51!): A nutty proffesor, who drives luxury limo's to finance his "rocket science" projects, is about to launch himself in a rocket to prove to the world that the planet is FLAT! Off his rocks Rocketman, (...

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Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

Funny story: Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...

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Rocket Science Is Not Rocket Science - NASA

Rockets are almost all operated by setting fire to blue touch paper at their bases, Dr. Steven Hawkins told a meeting of Russian MILFS (Members of the Institute for Loggng Flying Saucers) at NASA Public Relations Department, Cape Canaveral yesterday...

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Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

Funny story: Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

The fascination of many Kennedy Space Centre spectators with unmanned spacecraft which explode harmlessly has led organisors to rethink events at the complex. It has been calculated that giant Saturn Rocket powered roman candles and aerial explosion...

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$100m Virgin InterGalactic Spaceship bombs

Funny story: $100m Virgin InterGalactic Spaceship bombs

Mojave Desert, California - Bankrolled by a bunch of Wall Street hedge fund Trekkies Richard Branson's SpaceShipTwo exploded during a test fright over the Mojave Desert this morning. The $100m craft blew up unexpectedly just daze after NASA's In...

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China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

Funny story: China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

Although the Chinese are only the third nation to land on the moon, they say they have already caught Russia and heading past the United States in space technology. They have now started the rumor that "Jade Rabbit" is placing together moon rocks...

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After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

Funny story: After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

Canada has launched a Venus Rover from Cape Mountie closely following space projects by China and India. The Rover, while being very small, about the size of Ken and Barby's car is set to bounce down through the opaque atmosphere of Venus in eigh...

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Spooky stuff as yet another unmanned Russian rocket goes tits-up in Kazakhstan

Funny story: Spooky stuff as yet another unmanned Russian rocket goes tits-up in Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan - Accident investigators at the Baikonur Cosmodrome are probing the possibility of hostile poltergeist activity in the latest rocket launch fiasco involving yet another unmanned Russian Proton-M rocket. The catastrophe occurred shortly...

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Astronaut Deeply Regrets Eating Chipotle Before Take-Off

KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, FL - Inspired by Red Bull's Stratos project in which Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner was sent to jump from earths' stratosphere, Chipotle Mexican Grill has decided that they too want participate in galactic marketing. A...

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PETA Furious About Iran Launching A Monkey Into Outer Space

Funny story: PETA Furious About Iran Launching A Monkey Into Outer Space

NORFOLK, Virginia - There are an awful lot of unhappy folks at the organization known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The group's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter sent an email to the Iranian Assistant Def...

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Hold the salad recipe! Kim Jong Un orders mizuna and spinach leaf launch instead of rocket

Funny story: Hold the salad recipe! Kim Jong Un orders mizuna and spinach leaf launch instead of rocket

Pyongyang - Daft pot-bellied North Korean food-freak Kim Jong-un has blamed 'the wrong kind of leaf' for last week's disastrous space launch it was reported today. Friday's flaccid rocket fiasco may have failed to hit the high spot because technic...

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North Korea Admits Giant Firework Was A Dud

Funny story: North Korea Admits Giant Firework Was A Dud

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--In a rare and unprecedented move, North Korean officials have been forced to admit that their 90-ton firework was a complete and utter dud. The entertainment device, which North Korea has assured the world was the largest a...

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Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

Funny story: Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

PYONGYANG, North Korea - With the entire world watching, North Korea's attempt to impress the world with the launch of a weather rocket went up in smoke like pretty much every attempt leader Kim Kong Un has made to have sex since taking over since hi...

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North Korea Now Claims Satellite Launch Was a Success

Funny story: North Korea Now Claims Satellite Launch Was a Success

Pyongyang NK: North Korea's much publicized satellite launch ended quickly in failure by not achieving orbit, greatly embarrassing the country's new leader Kim Jong Un. The three stage Unha-3 rocket and its weather satellite payload crashed into t...

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North Korea Warns Beijing On Philippines Plan To Annex China

Funny story: North Korea Warns Beijing On Philippines Plan To Annex China

North Korea has issued a warning to Beijing suggesting the Philippines had planned to occupy and possibly annex China in the next few years through a series of subtle migration of Filipino workers to Chinese cities. Pyongyang discovered through c...

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North Korea to launch rocket, but they don't know where it's going!

Funny story: North Korea to launch rocket, but they don't know where it's going!

North Korea are about to launch a rocket and the world is holding it's breath at the eventual consequences, shock, horror! Obama, Cameron, Merkel, Sarkozy, Fred Bloggs, etc, have all warned North Korea not to do it, but as usual the North Koreans don...

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Missing HTV-2 'spotted on Moon's scramjet graveyard' - reports

Funny story: Missing HTV-2 'spotted on Moon's scramjet graveyard' - reports

California - Remains of the Falcon Hypersonic Test Vehicle - the HTV-2 - have been spotted close to the Nectaris lunar impact crater. Dubbed by Brits as the 'Robin Reliant of future space travel' the US $300m hypersonic flop joins other Defence Ad...

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Billy Ray Montana Upset Revenuers Shot Up His Still For Hog Jaw Science Fair

Funny story: Billy Ray Montana Upset Revenuers Shot Up His Still For Hog Jaw Science Fair

Billy Ray Montana, a sixteen year old fifth grader in Emma Jean Watson's class at the elementary school, is asking for donations to rebuild his science fair project. According to Billy Ray, Revenuers (IRS agents) shot up the still he was making in h...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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