Teheran, Iran-- The Iranian government shocked the world today by launching a Neanderthal man into orbit. The hairy hominid circled the earth four times before making a successful splashdown in the Persian Gulf.
No reason was given for the bizarr...
NORFOLK, Virginia - There are an awful lot of unhappy folks at the organization known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
The group's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter sent an email to the Iranian Assistant Def...
A private company has successfully launched a rocket into space for the first time. Starship Enterprises Ltd (also known as SEL) are planning regular rockets to the Moon, Mars and beyond, as soon as the technology is cheap enough. They are already wo...
Pyongyang - Daft pot-bellied North Korean food-freak Kim Jong-un has blamed 'the wrong kind of leaf' for last week's disastrous space launch it was reported today.
Friday's flaccid rocket fiasco may have failed to hit the high spot because technic...
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--In a rare and unprecedented move, North Korean officials have been forced to admit that their 90-ton firework was a complete and utter dud.
The entertainment device, which North Korea has assured the world was the largest a...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - With the entire world watching, North Korea's attempt to impress the world with the launch of a weather rocket went up in smoke like pretty much every attempt leader Kim Kong Un has made to have sex since taking over since hi...
Pyongyang NK: North Korea's much publicized satellite launch ended quickly in failure by not achieving orbit, greatly embarrassing the country's new leader Kim Jong Un.
The three stage Unha-3 rocket and its weather satellite payload crashed into t...
North Korea has issued a warning to Beijing suggesting the Philippines had planned to occupy and possibly annex China in the next few years through a series of subtle migration of Filipino workers to Chinese cities.
Pyongyang discovered through c...
North Korea are about to launch a rocket and the world is holding it's breath at the eventual consequences, shock, horror! Obama, Cameron, Merkel, Sarkozy, Fred Bloggs, etc, have all warned North Korea not to do it, but as usual the North Koreans don...
California - Remains of the Falcon Hypersonic Test Vehicle - the HTV-2 - have been spotted close to the Nectaris lunar impact crater.
Dubbed by Brits as the 'Robin Reliant of future space travel' the US $300m hypersonic flop joins other Defence Ad...
Billy Ray Montana, a sixteen year old fifth grader in Emma Jean Watson's class at the elementary school, is asking for donations to rebuild his science fair project. According to Billy Ray, Revenuers (IRS agents) shot up the still he was making in h...
A UK rocket scientist is to sue his employers for unfair dismissal it has been reported today.
Mr George Slackboldy has registered a complaint against his employers in London claiming that they kept confusing him when he made mistakes.
"Every t...
The Moon, after being an elliptic orbit around Earth for 4.5 billion years, is now in a nearly perfect circular orbit around Earth, thanks to a massive rocket designed by NASA.
The rocket, launched earlier this year, completed a flawless burn at 0...
London, New York, Paris, Tokyo - The legendary adage "He's no rocket scientist" used to describe someone who is not very intelligent has been deemed offensive by actual rockets scientists.
The Nasa scientists based at Houston, Texas have request...
While numerous countries and NGA's have been wasting enormous amounts of high cost fuels and technical genius to position satellites in outer space, North Korean rocketeers have found an economical and energy efficient way to place a satellite in inn...
Yves Rossy, the pilot who wowed the public with his rocket powered solo flight over Bex, Switzerland has explained how easy it is to achieve the feat.
Europe's new ATV orbital garbage and supply ship launched yesterday from French Guiana on an urgent mission to resupply the space station with toilet paper and a few more of those tasty little mints to place on bed pillows.
In a private weekend away Sir Eton John, the original rocket man took off from cape Knieval, Arizona with his partner David Furnish for an 'Out of this world' experience.