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Vaseline Still Better Than Ky-Jelly!

Funny story: Vaseline Still Better Than Ky-Jelly!

A company representative for a Research Firm that needed some door to door work got a volunteer who told them that he needed some exercise anyway and so he volunteered. After three doors being shut in his face, a lady in her late 20s came to the d...

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Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Funny story: Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Actor Johnny Depp who has had so much fun doing the Pirates movies and others says that ever since he played Edward Scissorhand, he has felt odd. "I usually do well during the day but at night, it's different...and even sometimes in the day." D...

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Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Funny story: Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Asteroid LO0R011 was identified early on Monday morning by the NASA Asteroid Detection Agency (NADA). It's orbit has been calculated to have it land somewhere near Beijing with enough force to wipe out all life on earth except for a cockroach living...

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World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.

Funny story: World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.

World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...

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Presidential Race to be determined by Rock, Paper, Scissors

Funny story: Presidential Race to be determined by Rock, Paper, Scissors

After the last two elections and the long Democratic nominating process, people close to Barrack Obama and John McCain disclosed the the two have agreed to a game of rock, paper, scissors to determine the next president.

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"Paper, Scissors, Stone" started Iraqi War admits Blair.

Funny story: "Paper, Scissors, Stone" started Iraqi War admits Blair.

In a story that will shake the very foundations of Western Democracy, ex British Prime Minister, Tony Blair admitted that the decision to go to war with Iraq was based on a simple game of "Paper, Scissors, Stone".

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Rock, Paper, Scissors World Champ Loses Title

Funny story: Rock, Paper, Scissors World Champ Loses Title

Musgeekan, MI (AP Newsliar) -- In a spectacular bout that went into extra rounds, Akron Ohio resident Herbert Nerdenstein lost his title as the world's Rock, Paper, Scissors (RPS) champion to Gayle McGeeken of Boise, Idaho.

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Game of Rock Paper Scissors to decide middle East question

Funny story: Game of Rock Paper Scissors to decide middle East question

Bethlehem: After millennia arguing about the dubious contracts laid down by the lord promising the West Bank to two religions, it has finally been decided that leaders of the international Arab community and Israel will meet at midnight on December 3...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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