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Funny story: Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Dog loving Head of North Korea, Kim Jon un is to give a massive Rock Concert to promote better quality Dog Food. North Korean Bands from the 60's 70's and 80's up to present day Superstars like 3 Dog Night and the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band have been i...
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Funny story: Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's New Track Inspired by Model

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's New Track Inspired by Model

Steven Tyler recently met with a young "man", who is actually a female model posing as a male in print magazine ads. "I just found it so fascinating that I had to write a song about it," states Tyler, legendary front man for the band Aerosmith.
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Funny story: The Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud

The Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora left the band to deal with what he called very personal problems. Jon Bon Jovi was asked to comment on Sambora's departure by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The New Jersey...
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Funny story: Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's Marriage Is Heading For The Rock & Roll Rocks

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's Marriage Is Heading For The Rock & Roll Rocks

LOS ANGELES - It looks like the 31 year marriage between Sharon Osbourne and her Prince of Darkness rock music icon, Ozzy is shakier than John Goodman standing on a plywood platform. Reports coming out of the Left Coast are that the once-happy-as-...
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Funny story: Track From Bowie's New Album Revealed

Track From Bowie's New Album Revealed

Following the success of David Bowie's new single, the iconic singer is to bring out an album of duets. The album includes a number of stunning tracks including a duet with Crystal Gayle on a number entitled Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue And My Blu...
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Funny story: Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening. The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je...
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Funny story: Paul Simon at Hard Rock Calling - Review

Paul Simon at Hard Rock Calling - Review

EIF News & Features' tame music critic Pierre Noxious hasn't put pen to paper for us for a while, so when we heard he was going to see Paul Simon at Hyde Park we water-boarded him until he agreed to review the show for us at standard NUJ rates… Paul Simon is a songwriter and musician of unparalleled skill, observation, wit and talent. Just as well really, because Hyde Park is a horrible,...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise's "Rock of Ages" Bombs and Sinks At The Box Office Quicker That A Canoe Loaded With Hippos

Tom Cruise's "Rock of Ages" Bombs and Sinks At The Box Office Quicker That A Canoe Loaded With Hippos

HOLLYWOOD - The producer, director, writers, and financial backers of the motion picture Rock of Ages are all shockingly stunned and scratching their collective heads and asking, what in the syncopated' world of musical scales happened? Ticket sal...
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Funny story: Ziggy Stardust Plaque Should Be In Chiswick, Says Local Rock Expert

Ziggy Stardust Plaque Should Be In Chiswick, Says Local Rock Expert

The plaque unveiled to commemorate the 40th anniversary of an iconic rock album is in the wrong place, according a local musicologist. Gary Kemp out of Spandau Ballet unveiled the plaque in Heddon St, London, where the cover photo for David Bowie'...
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Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church to Appear on New Radiohead Album; Radiohead Cancels Tour

Westboro Baptist Church to Appear on New Radiohead Album; Radiohead Cancels Tour

Kansas City, MO -- Just days after protesting outside of a Radiohead show in Kansas City, the Westboro Baptist Church has agreed to appear on the next Radiohead album. About ten Westboro protestors gathered outside the Spirit Center on Sunday nig...
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Funny story: Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band

Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band

The world of dance is reeling this morning following the news that Sergei Polunin has quit as a principal with the Royal Ballet. Royal Opera House sources are mystified as to why the 21-year-old Ukrainian - the youngest dancer to be made a princip...
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Funny story: Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album

Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album

Promptly after finishing work on his latest album, Bruce Springsteen announced a new ground breaking project to be recorded with European Footballer and all around attractive guy with the proper amount of facial stubble, David Beckham. Closet fans...
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Funny story: Pink Floyd to play last concert on top of Everest

Pink Floyd to play last concert on top of Everest

Pink Floyd have announced to excited fans on their website that they are to play a farewell concert from of all places...the summit of mount Everest. Planned for summer 2012 they will be playing some of their most beloved and popular songs from a...
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Funny story: History Review: Had Me A Real Good Time: The Faces - Before, During and After, by Andy Neill

History Review: Had Me A Real Good Time: The Faces - Before, During and After, by Andy Neill

The end of the 1960's saw seismic upheavals in the pop and rock landscape in Britain - not the least of which was the demise of the fabulously successful Small Faces. Apparently lost at sea after being cast adrift by Steve Marriott, the remaining three members teamed up with two other lads, disgruntled themselves by Jeff Beck, in whose group they had felt minor players to the guitar hero. The F...
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Funny story: Mercury Prize Nominations - "Unbelievable" Says Expert

Mercury Prize Nominations - "Unbelievable" Says Expert

PJ Harvey is the early favourite to win the Mercury Prize 2011 with her album Let England Shake after the nominations were announced yesterday. She will be up against - among others - Adele, who is currently enjoying massive success on both side o...
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Funny story: Bowie, Springsteen And Co Hunted By Publishers

Bowie, Springsteen And Co Hunted By Publishers

The race is on to sign the "big five" rock stars who have yet to pen memoirs. Following the success of autobiographies by Rolling Stone Keith Richards and top-hatted, corkscrew-haired axeman Slash, publishers are keen to snap up more big names.
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Funny story: Charlie Gilmour jailed for 16 months for being son of Dave Gilmour

Charlie Gilmour jailed for 16 months for being son of Dave Gilmour

Charlie Gilmour, who, along with others, was arrested for rioting during the protests over student fees in December 2010, has been sentenced to 16 months in prison. This is for the more serious crime of being related to Dave Gilmour, guitarist with...
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Funny story: Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Short-arsed Irish singing turd, Bono, has banned bingo on the U2 tour bus, say insiders. The loud-mouthed leprechaun had a hissy-fit after bassist Adam Clayton won three times on the trot. Bono, almost named after the famous dog treat, is said to...
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