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Funny story:  Silicon Valley Ready to Replace Soldiers, Police With Robots

Silicon Valley Ready to Replace Soldiers, Police With Robots

It may be hard to argue with someone giving you a ticket for speeding or DUI or talking on a cellphone while driving when you are arguing with a machine. That's what may be what happens in the near future as Silicon Valley has already built protot...
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Funny story:  Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands. "I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...
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Funny story:  New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

A group of United States scientists from a Massachusetts Think Tank say they have made a major breakthrough in robotics. Speaker for the group, Dr. John Michael Lindsay, stated that they have come up with a robot that is as far ahead of the Al Gor...
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Funny story:  Google: YOU are the company's next-gen technology

Google: YOU are the company's next-gen technology

SILICONE VALLEY, CA -- Trying to recover from consumers' backlash concerning the computer giant's threat to replace human beings with robots by 2030, Google has released 8,000 of its prototypical wearable Glass, a system resembling eyeglasses that ca...
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Funny story:  Scientists promise New Robotic Arm will make masturbation "incredible"

Scientists promise New Robotic Arm will make masturbation "incredible"

Scientists in San Francisco have unveiled a new robotic arm at the 2014 Technology Spring Convention. The machine which has taken 8 years to make, is made of steel but wrapped in a case of plastics made to resemble human skin. Head scientist Roger...
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Funny story:  Google: you will soon be replaced by a robot

Google: you will soon be replaced by a robot

SILICONE VALLEY, CA - Google CEO Eric Schmidt says his company is making "progress" in its campaign to solve the unemployment crisis once and for all time by replacing human beings with robots. "By making people redundant," Schmidt said, "we no lo...
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Funny story:  Chinese Circus Using DNA Freaks!

Chinese Circus Using DNA Freaks!

Although they are being billed with such names as "Cat Head", "Trout Ears" and "The Man With The Octopus Arms", American scientists who have watched the Chinese Circus in Europe say that these freaks are not by nature but by DNA experiments. "They...
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Funny story:  Sex Robots For U.S. Troops?

Sex Robots For U.S. Troops?

Several leading psychiatrists are recommending that female robots be built for "Comfort For Troops". "The Japanese are getting ahead of us in robot technology but we still have firms here that produce amazing dolls that are beautiful", state Dr. R...
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Funny story:  Weapons That Make Drones Look Primitive Are Of Concern

Weapons That Make Drones Look Primitive Are Of Concern

"Killer robots" are fully autonomous weapons. These robots are weapons that would make drones look primitive. With the drone, there is a human being who looks at the computer screen, sees the target and pushes the buttons to fire the missiles and k...
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Funny story:  Robopundit Alex Castellanos Soft Sells Republican Anarchism

Robopundit Alex Castellanos Soft Sells Republican Anarchism

Dateline: PALO ALTO--Robotics Corp, a Fortune 500 company, treated reporters to a behind-the-scenes look at the manufacturing of their preprogramed artificial persons for use in selling conservative policies in the United States. The featured model i...
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Funny story:  White House Admits Employing the Carney Automaton

White House Admits Employing the Carney Automaton

Following weeks of heated rumors and speculation the White House issued a press release admitting that Presidential Apologist Jay Carney is not actually human, but is an early prototype of a new line of talking-points press robots. The discovery foll...
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Funny story:  Robot fashion designer helps shift gear

Robot fashion designer helps shift gear

For decades it has been a dream of computer engineers and artificial intelligence researchers - to build a robot that can understand fashion design. Today that dream has become reality at London Fashion Week with the unveiling of the Versace 3000, th...
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Funny story:  Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

The robot Kirobo held a press conference at the International Space Station yesterday to complain about his attire. (Read about him and see him here). "Like Rodney Dangerfield," he whined, "I get no respect." Kirobo is disgusted that his handler...
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Funny story:  New personal hygiene robot launched

New personal hygiene robot launched

BEDFORD, Mass. - July 21, 2013 -- myRobot corp is a leader in delivering robotic technology-based solutions, today announced the launch of a new myRobot Splooj® personal cleaning robot. Splooj 330 takes a dangerous job and does it for you, us...
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Funny story:  A Woman in Arizona Falls In Love With A Robot

A Woman in Arizona Falls In Love With A Robot

PHOENIX - USA DAYBREAK is reporting one of the strangest love relationships in recent memory. It appears that Tendra Jo Blockbocker, 37, who is a waitress at the Pompous Pizza Parlor in Phoenix, has fallen head-over-heals in love with a mechanical...
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Funny story:  Queen gets robot arm

Queen gets robot arm

Her Majesty the Queen has been fitted with a prosthetic robot arm, to aid her in her duties of waving, knighting and ribbon-cutting. The Queen had used her right arm to wave regally for all of her 88 years, and described it recently as "bloody sor...
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Funny story:  Prince Philip's Back in Hospital

Prince Philip's Back in Hospital

The back of the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, was removed and transported to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary, Automotive and Cybornetic Repair as a precaution today, Royal family sources revealed this morning. While details remain unclear about the spe...
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Funny story:  Inside the hospital of the future

Inside the hospital of the future

British hospitals are currently facing significant cuts and changes to the way they operate. However one hospital has managed the amazing feat of massively cutting costs while still exceeding government targets. I took a tour of Dorking's Idi Amin Hospital where the motto is "doctoring is in our blood". Instead of expensive human nurses tending to patients' needs, they have robot matrons on all...
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