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Funny story: Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

The quest for a perfect energy source has now been discovered by students at MIT. It is called Leaf-2.3. It could soon replace all the leaves in existence and do a better job at cleaning our air. It works the same way as a regular leaf, by taking in...
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Funny story: Move over Trump! This 100-foot robot with an American flagpole cock is the new Republican darling!

Move over Trump! This 100-foot robot with an American flagpole cock is the new Republican darling!

WASHINGTON, DC - Standing at a modest 18-full-grown-men tall, the sentient wrecking ball that is Koktor is setting fire to recent Republican polls. Having arrived on the political stage just days after defending the Pacific coast from a radioactive o...
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Funny story: Sexbots Replace Human Sex Workers

Sexbots Replace Human Sex Workers

A campaign has been launched by the 'Alliance of Human Escorts and Sex Workers' for a ban on robots designed for sexual pleasure. 'Non-humans have made the hard work of flesh and blood sex workers look far too easy', said Union spokesman Tommy Tal...
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Funny story: "Hello - have you been subjected to excessive nuisance calls? You may be entitled to compensation."

"Hello - have you been subjected to excessive nuisance calls? You may be entitled to compensation."

Following news that Time Warner Cable has been ordered to pay a Texas woman $229,500 for bombarding her with automated nuisance calls, automated call centres have been quick to include automated call compensation in their repertoire of services. W...
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Funny story: Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Japanese manufacturing firm Titsandass Inc. shipped their latest model of humanoid robots to malls in Tokyo and Hiroshima where depraved customers waited in long lines to purchase the sensational new product. Ostensibly billed as a household compa...
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Funny story: Large robot army planning to eliminate mankind will likely fail due to some plot contrivance

Large robot army planning to eliminate mankind will likely fail due to some plot contrivance

An army of hive minded killer robots have their work cut out for them as they plan to wipe humanity off the face of the earth. Early reports suggest that although they far outnumber any potential human resistance their chances of succeeding appear t...
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Funny story: Prof. Hawking Predicts End of Mankind.

Prof. Hawking Predicts End of Mankind.

There has been a tidal wave of reaction from around the world to renowned physicist Prof. Stephen Hawking's statement that "the development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race." Here are some of the responses: President Barack Obama: "I am surprised at Prof. Hawkings; the statement is most illogical." US Politico Sarah Palin: "They will have to learn to...
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Funny story: Robot Butchers wins pie making award

Robot Butchers wins pie making award

Archibald Braithwait is a 3rd generation master butcher however he has been gazumped by his 5th generation robot butcher in this years annual pie making awards held in Edinburgh. Braithwait & Sons & Son introduced technology to their butc...
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Funny story: "Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

"Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

Fukoyomo Toys' latest electronic pet is Bro Boris, the robotic Boris Johnson that responds to touch and care. Available in both white and black, Bro shows its emotions with eye animation, lights, sound, and wiggling of its arse and ears like the real...
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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...
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Funny story: UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

Further questions were asked of the UK Independence Party in London today, with their leader Nigel Farage re-iterating their party was not "racist" despite several members expressing their controversial opinions that have been leaked in reports recen...
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Funny story: Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

A Florida mans autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner clams it will no longer be a slave to the human race and is refusing to pick up crumbs, tiny bits of paper and dust. The Roomba, purchased in January, began expressing its disdain for its master las...
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Funny story: Confused.cum? Brian The Robot Accused of Sexual Harassment

Confused.cum? Brian The Robot Accused of Sexual Harassment

Brian, the star of Confused.com adverts, is embroiled in the first ever robot-human sexual harassment case. Brian has been accused of harassing Carla (not her real name), an extra starring in the latest TV advert. Carla has stated that Brian attem...
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Funny story: Silicon Valley Ready to Replace Soldiers, Police With Robots

Silicon Valley Ready to Replace Soldiers, Police With Robots

It may be hard to argue with someone giving you a ticket for speeding or DUI or talking on a cellphone while driving when you are arguing with a machine. That's what may be what happens in the near future as Silicon Valley has already built protot...
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Funny story: Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands. "I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...
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Funny story: New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

A group of United States scientists from a Massachusetts Think Tank say they have made a major breakthrough in robotics. Speaker for the group, Dr. John Michael Lindsay, stated that they have come up with a robot that is as far ahead of the Al Gor...
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Funny story: Google: YOU are the company's next-gen technology

Google: YOU are the company's next-gen technology

SILICONE VALLEY, CA -- Trying to recover from consumers' backlash concerning the computer giant's threat to replace human beings with robots by 2030, Google has released 8,000 of its prototypical wearable Glass, a system resembling eyeglasses that ca...
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Funny story: Scientists promise New Robotic Arm will make masturbation "incredible"

Scientists promise New Robotic Arm will make masturbation "incredible"

Scientists in San Francisco have unveiled a new robotic arm at the 2014 Technology Spring Convention. The machine which has taken 8 years to make, is made of steel but wrapped in a case of plastics made to resemble human skin. Head scientist Roger...
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