Things are about to fire up after legendary late 90s TV robot Sergeant Bash announced his television comeback.
The Robot Wars star (18) was believed to be very disappointed after he was snubbed in the BBC's upcoming reboot of the Friday night glad...
Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands.
"I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...
The Japanese government which is getting more and more concerned with the Chinese and their military might, have sent some of their best brains and technicians to the U.S. to start a huge army of robotic warriors.
No, these do not look like the on...
In the beginning there was God, and then, there wasn't, because Stephen Hawking came, he saw, he kicked his arse! And then he said "God did not create the universe; the laws of physics were behind the Big Bang."
Its exactly that kind of trash talk...
British brainbox Stephen Hawking has told Sky news that he has been banned from taking part in Robot wars.
Speaking from his computer Mr Hawking said "I could beat anyone in that arena and i think thats why the BBC have banned me" A BBC spokesman...
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