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Modern Day Robin Hood of a Waiter gives away so many free drinks at a NYC restaurant that he is feloniously charged

Funny story: Modern Day Robin Hood of a Waiter gives away so many free drinks at a NYC restaurant that he is feloniously charged

New York, (NY) - William F. Powell, 27, was arrested on March 2 for giving distressed and disadvantaged IHOP patrons so many free drinks between Aug. 7, 2015 and Feb. 18 of this year that he might go to prison. Yes, these horrid acts of benevolent ca...

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Nottingham man arrested at Nottingham Lidl for laughing out too loud!

Funny story: Nottingham man arrested at Nottingham Lidl for laughing out too loud!

Nottingham, UK: In a bizarre incident today an ageing gentleman was arrested at the German supermarket, Lidl, in Nottingham. It seems he was acting like a loony and could not contain himself whilst laughing his bald head off very loudly! Other Eng...

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Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham

Funny story: Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham

Following the success of previous editions; A walk though Shakespeare's Stratford upon Avon, A Walk around Stone Henge, and The Luddite's march into Nottingham, we present: A walk in Robin Hood's footsteps into Nottingham, to the Castle We follow as far as possible, the route taken by Robin and his Merry Men, as they neared Nottingham from Sherwood Forest. We start at the only remaining...

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Robin hood takes over as manager at Nottingham Forest!

Funny story: Robin hood takes over as manager at Nottingham Forest!

After Steve McCLaren resigned to the fact that he would not be raising his umbrella in Nottingham because it never rains there it just pours, a surprise candidate entered the ring to take over; Robin Hood. Robin is an expert at taking from the ric...

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17 year-old Robin Hood in Germany gives himself up!

Funny story: 17 year-old Robin Hood in Germany gives himself up!

An English 17 year-old boy living the life of Robin Hood in a forest near Berlin has had enough and given himself up to the local police. The boy who's real name is Ray, not Robin, decided to live the life of his childhood hero alongside his dad w...

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German dairy cow saw the abbatoir coming and did a runner!

Funny story: German dairy cow saw the abbatoir coming and did a runner!

A Bavarian dairy cow named Heidi (name changed for legal purposes) run dry so the farmer decided to send it to the abbatoir, but Heidi being a clever old cow, smelt the abbatoir and bolted for it. The German police, Fire Service and others did all...

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Glasgow Pantomime breaches Geneva Convention

Theatre audiences in Glasgow are infamous for giving performers a hard time. Glaswegians are hard to please and when not pleased, they will let you know all about it. Glaswegians, then, are stunned that even their extremely high standards have fal...

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Socialists admit Robin Hood "was criminal"

Funny story: Socialists admit Robin Hood "was criminal"

The head of the Socialist Workers Party has today declared that it was wrong to base the principles of modern socialism on the mythological beliefs of a 12th century outlaw. Robin Hood is famous for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, a...

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Letters To The Editor: Dogs, Robin Hood, and The Blarney Stone

Dear Editor: My unmarried auntie Ida Ravenscroft, 67, and I were wondering if they ever found out "Who Let The Dogs Out?" Byron Basil Ravenscroft Tooting, England Dear Byron: Yes they did. It was a 33-year-old unemployed crumpet maker from Coventry by the name of Lysander Walpole. He was arrested and is currently serving 2 years (that's 14 in dog years) in London's Petula Clark Prison For B...

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Russell Crowe, Robin Hood, The Irish Australian

Funny story: Russell Crowe, Robin Hood, The Irish Australian

Aussie Oscar winner Russell Crowe was reported to be "calming down" a little following a radio interview in which a DJ described his Robin Hood accent as sounding "Irish-Australian." Crowe stormed out of the interview - intended to publicise the n...

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Russell Crowe as Robin Hood is payback for Mick Jagger as Ned Kelly

Funny story: Russell Crowe as Robin Hood is payback for Mick Jagger as Ned Kelly

Australian actor Russell Crowe admitted today that he was persuaded to take the role of iconic English character Robin Hood after being shown the 1970 film 'Ned Kelly' starring Mick Jagger as the legendary Australian. Although Crowe was born in Ne...

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Robin Hood and Peter Pan both queer as a nine bob note

Funny story: Robin Hood and Peter Pan both queer as a nine bob note

It's true. Peter Pan and Robin Hood were as queer as a nine bob note. When you think about it, the tights were a real give away, plus Robin Hood hung around with a number of other guys who wore tights, and were also gay, except for Friar Tuck and...

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Recently Discovered Diary of Sheriff of Nottingham Reveals that Little John's Real Nickname Was Little Johnson

Funny story: Recently Discovered Diary of Sheriff of Nottingham Reveals that Little John's Real Nickname Was Little Johnson

The discovery of a journal in a London trunk has revealed many unknown facts about the whole Robin Hood legend. Historians and historical archaeologists are hurriedly reading through the pages and cross checking facts to determine what did happen in...

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Robin Hood Fanatic Openly Confronts Residents of Nottingham

Funny story: Robin Hood Fanatic Openly Confronts Residents of Nottingham

Arrested yesterday for public drunkenness and creating a public nuisance, a California man dressed in green leggings, leather vest and feathered cap will face charges in Nottingham County Court tomorrow. Timothy Flynn, who reportedly had his name...

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Nottingham Robber Gets Ten Years

Funny story: Nottingham Robber Gets Ten Years

Nottingham man, Robin Locksley Hood, 29, of Sherwood Road Nottingham was jailed for ten years today after having been found guilty at Nottingham Crown Court of 76 charges of robbery. Hood, who pleaded not guilty, claimed that he was on a mission t...

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New Robin Hood film opens

Funny story: New Robin Hood film opens

Now that Americans own the British film industry, their latest version of 'Robin Hood' opened today with a slightly different perspective from previous movies about the legendary outlaw, and here is a clip from the new version: [Scene:suburb of Nottingham] [In England] [Go to France, then turn left] Robin Hood (played by Hugh Grant): 'What ho, Marian, more bloomin' bills again! I've had en...

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Chris Rock Spoof Dubs Obama the New Urban Legend: The Robbin' Hood!

Funny story: Chris Rock Spoof Dubs Obama the New Urban Legend: The Robbin' Hood!

Washington, DC/ Part Time Home of The Traveling President @ Flying Nun - Folks are jumpin' for joy around the world as Rock Star Barack Obama promised to cure all of the nation's ills by smothering them with money, provided by the few remaining worki...

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Robarack Obamahood will Steal from the Rich to Heal Everybody else

Funny story: Robarack Obamahood will Steal from the Rich to Heal Everybody else

The worst fears of the Republican party are coming true as the new President tries to fulfill the very campaign promises he made that got him elected in a landslide. Candidate Obama told Republican shill Joe the Plumber that he favored spreading...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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