Roberto Mancini has ordered rival managers to stop talking about the amount of money he is spending.
"I will not have these baseless accusations thrown at me and my club. We are spending well within our means...."
Yeah, if you were a small oil...
Swansea's excellent start to the season has caught the eye of Barcelona's Cesc Fabregas, who used Twitter to pay tribute to Michael Laudrup's side.
Sounds like another ex-Arsenal player wanting to join a club at the top of the table.
Celtic have initiated talks with Auxerre over the transfer of Willy Boly as manager Neil Lennon seeks a dominant centre-half.
(Mail on Sunday)
West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair"
They're repaying at 50p per week.
Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood.
Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous lett...
Arsenal Ladies are being linked with a high-profile transfer move for Ireland's Olympic boxing gold medallist Katie Taylor, 26, who is also a talented footballer.
She'd be handy as back up in a Patrick Vierra v Roy Keane rematch.
Luka Modric wants to talk to Andre Villas-Boas over his future, with the 26-year-old worried that his dream move to Real Madrid may fall through.
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has caught the mood of the country when it comes to cycling, riding a smart new sky-blue bike to City's training ground.
Rumours he bought the bike from Arsene Wenger for £2 million have been denied by sources at City.
AC Milan have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race to sign Turkish international Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid after Jose Mour...
Ryan Giggs will captain Team GB football team at the Olympics.
Well at least his wife will know where he is for 90 minutes.
Roberto Mancini has signed a new five year contract to stay at Manchester City after interest from the Russian FA for their national job.
It must have been the lovely Manchester weather and mushy peas that made his mind up.
Arsenal are figh...
Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, has claimed the highly coverted 'Idiot of the year' award at this years glittering PFA awards ceremony.
Tevez, who was the clear favourite with bookmakers, had tears in his eyes as he collected the award. Spe...
Beleaguered Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini has admitted that contrary to popular belief, wayward striker Mario Baletolli is not his son.
'I do not know who started this rumour' said Mancini 'but I can confirm that although I know his mother...
Assistant Man City trainer, David "Pratt", actually removed his head out of Manager Mancini's butt to play mind games with "mastermind", Sir Alex Ferguson.
David, in all of his innocence thought it would be a grand idea because having his head stu...
Wacky Italian footballer Mario Balotelli today stole the show at the press conference for the Man City v Porto Europa League second leg.
In a performance of Cantona-esque proportions he explained his refusal to celebrate the crucial goal in the fi...
CARLOS TEVEZ has accused Roberto Mancini of treating him 'like a dog' and branded the Manchester City boss 'a liar'.
The Argentine returns to City today after three months on strike. He blasted Mancini as he recalled the Champions League game v Ba...
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that controversial striker Mario Balotelli is refusing to give up a smoking habit thought to involve up to two packets of cigarettes a week.
"I am against smoking - I urged him to give up but I...
Players and fans of Manchester City sat back and enjoyed a sparkling Guy Fawkes party with QPR at Loftus Road on Sunday.
"They are the best team we have played this season and it was a pleasure to be outclassed by a top quality side after getting...
Manchester City F.C. said Thursday it has no intention of selling sometimes footballer Carlos Tevez to Corinthians in the January transfer window, instead opting to trigger a contract clause that would see the out-of-favour Argentinean serve as a do...
The one remaining member of the Carlos Tevez fan club was relieved today.
A local Mancunian, Kier Jurabsheahan, who is so besotted with the Argentine striker that he has had his name changed by deed poll to make him sound more like Tevez's long ti...
Carlos Tevez has blamed Coronation Street for his refusal to get off the bench against Bayern Munich.
The Argentinian has told Roberto Mancini that he feels "bored and depressed" and has complained that his bum looks big.
"I have turned into a...
In an effort to force Craig Bellamy to hand in a transfer request, Roberto Mancini has told Bellamy that he must face a series of non-league teams in pre-season friendlies.
"I have already told him to play against Altrincham," said Mancini. "To hi...
After failing to sign Cristiano Ronaldo for a reported $150 million, Manchester City has turned their attention to Brazil and has signed an entire Sao Paulo favela.
City spokesmen, Dirk Ferrara said: "We're absolutely delighted with this acquisiti...
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