As reports come in that former Libyan leader, Colonel Muammar Gadaffi has successfully escaped to Zimbabwe, witnesses report that Zimbabwean president, Robert Mugabe has told Gaddafi to keep his pecker up and always look on the bright side of life.
A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo.
One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...
This is a piece I have written for a certain African tyrant who will be easily recognised by the perceptive reader. This is no spoof. It is a heartfelt piece.
Some of the content might be disturbing for the more sensitive or less bloodthirsty reader, so be warned. It was never my intention when I penned these words to cause offence or to upset anyone. What I did want to do was to give expressi...
South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing.
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News has leaked out that Robert Mugabee secretly entered Britain last week and was given political asylum and refugee status.
He flew in on a special British Airways flight which then filled up with 197 refused asylum seekers who were being forcef...
Yes that is correct the Dictator of Zimbabwe and the illegal President of the United States are cousins, could this explain why both have sought to fatten themselves up while destroying their own countries and the innocent citizens who will starve to...
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has called for an end to cricket and other sports as the country celebrates 30 years since independence.
Speaking at a ceremony marking the anniversary, he urged Zimbabweans to "foster an environment of draughts"...
Robert Mugabe the Dictator of Zimbabwe talks bullshit and talks non stop for hours some might say he is to gabby.
Mugabe tries to convince the World that Zimbabwe is a democracy but like most countries that call themselves democracies it is not.
It was with much delight and gusto that Ron Nasty, HR Director for The BNP revealed Mr.Robert Mugabe as the surprise recipient of The coveted position of "Lifetime Honorary Chairman".
We thought that our old mucker "Bob" would be interested in the...
Chicago, Illinois/ Jungle Drum News - Zimbabwe President by Popular Force, Robert Mugabe, spoke to an enthusiastic mob of Mau Mau Warriors in Chicago, Illinois, today, urging them to step up and take back their city, their land, their culture, and...
Welcome, my friends, to the Bank of Mugabe. The Bank that likes to say "Hands up! Give me all your property".
The Bank of Mugabe is proud to call for foreign investment. Bring your money to us. You'll never see it again. Our founding father, Mr M, says "I promise to share your money in the same way that I share power-by committing murder and other nasty crime."
The Bank of Mugabe. Because we...
Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...
The former bread basket of Africa turned basket case rejoiced at the news that the anus belonging to Zanu PF's spectacularly corrupt and inept leader, Robert Mugabe fled the across the border to South Africa seeking political anusylum.
"The guy...
A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive.
'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies, so out goes 3rd-party and...
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has praised Prime Minister Gordon Brown as 'an excellent student' after it emerged that marked electoral registers for the Glenrothes by-election have gone missing.
The registers, which are the only record of who...
Zimbabwe, the funny little African country where inflation triples every five minutes, has abandoned its currency, and will, from tomorrow - or maybe even tonight - trade in buttons.
President of Zimbabwe, the Dr Robert Mugabe, announced the chang...
Trials have been speeded up in Zimbabwe. Grace Mugabe, the wife of dictator Robert Mugabe, has been appointed the new top expert in "evidence" collection by her husband.
This follows the delayed appearance in court of over 40 opposition MDC suppo...
Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over his alleged October 2008 sexual liaison with a Presidential Palace concubine, embattled Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe finally resigned last night.
"Bob has finally done the right thi...