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Funny story: Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Africa - A hologram of Saddam plunging headlong over Victoria Falls inside a barrel of sweet light crude is one of President Robert Mugabe's personal favorites to top the bill in Zimbabwe's forthcoming US$300m theme park. The project sees hundreds...
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Funny story: Stationers Sketch

Stationers Sketch

Good morning sir, how can I help you? I'm interested in the poetry of Thomas Hardy. The poetry of who, sir? Thomas Hardy. Poetry, sir? The poetry of Thomas Hardy, yes. But this is a stationery store, sir. So I observe. What of it? We dont have any poetry books here, sir. I should think not. No room for that sort of thing here. Not with your groaning shelves so full of al...
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Funny story: Always Look On The Bright side Of Life - Mugabe Message To Gaddafi

Always Look On The Bright side Of Life - Mugabe Message To Gaddafi

As reports come in that former Libyan leader, Colonel Muammar Gadaffi has successfully escaped to Zimbabwe, witnesses report that Zimbabwean president, Robert Mugabe has told Gaddafi to keep his pecker up and always look on the bright side of life.
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Funny story: Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo. One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...
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Funny story: There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

This is a piece I have written for a certain African tyrant who will be easily recognised by the perceptive reader. This is no spoof. It is a heartfelt piece. Some of the content might be disturbing for the more sensitive or less bloodthirsty reader, so be warned. It was never my intention when I penned these words to cause offence or to upset anyone. What I did want to do was to give expressi...
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Funny story: Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing. A...
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Funny story: Mugabee Given Asylum

Mugabee Given Asylum

News has leaked out that Robert Mugabee secretly entered Britain last week and was given political asylum and refugee status. He flew in on a special British Airways flight which then filled up with 197 refused asylum seekers who were being forcef...
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Funny story: Revealed: Robert Mugabe and Barack Hussein Obama are cousins

Revealed: Robert Mugabe and Barack Hussein Obama are cousins

Yes that is correct the Dictator of Zimbabwe and the illegal President of the United States are cousins, could this explain why both have sought to fatten themselves up while destroying their own countries and the innocent citizens who will starve to...
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Funny story: Mugabe urges end to cricket on Zimbabwe anniversary

Mugabe urges end to cricket on Zimbabwe anniversary

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has called for an end to cricket and other sports as the country celebrates 30 years since independence. Speaking at a ceremony marking the anniversary, he urged Zimbabweans to "foster an environment of draughts"...
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Funny story: Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Robert Mugabe the Dictator of Zimbabwe talks bullshit and talks non stop for hours some might say he is to gabby. Mugabe tries to convince the World that Zimbabwe is a democracy but like most countries that call themselves democracies it is not.
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Funny story: Mugabe delighted to join The BNP

Mugabe delighted to join The BNP

It was with much delight and gusto that Ron Nasty, HR Director for The BNP revealed Mr.Robert Mugabe as the surprise recipient of The coveted position of "Lifetime Honorary Chairman". We thought that our old mucker "Bob" would be interested in the...
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Funny story: Mugable Visits Chicago, USA/ Calls for End of Tryranny & Corruption!

Mugable Visits Chicago, USA/ Calls for End of Tryranny & Corruption!

Chicago, Illinois/ Jungle Drum News - Zimbabwe President by Popular Force, Robert Mugabe, spoke to an enthusiastic mob of Mau Mau Warriors in Chicago, Illinois, today, urging them to step up and take back their city, their land, their culture, and...
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Funny story: Bank Of Mugabe-Advertisement

Bank Of Mugabe-Advertisement

Welcome, my friends, to the Bank of Mugabe. The Bank that likes to say "Hands up! Give me all your property". The Bank of Mugabe is proud to call for foreign investment. Bring your money to us. You'll never see it again. Our founding father, Mr M, says "I promise to share your money in the same way that I share power-by committing murder and other nasty crime." The Bank of Mugabe. Because we...
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Funny story: Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...
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Funny story: Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

The former bread basket of Africa turned basket case rejoiced at the news that the anus belonging to Zanu PF's spectacularly corrupt and inept leader, Robert Mugabe fled the across the border to South Africa seeking political anusylum. "The guy...
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Funny story: Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive. 'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies, so out goes 3rd-party and...
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Funny story: Mugabe: Brown an 'Excellent Student'

Mugabe: Brown an 'Excellent Student'

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has praised Prime Minister Gordon Brown as 'an excellent student' after it emerged that marked electoral registers for the Glenrothes by-election have gone missing. The registers, which are the only record of who...
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Funny story: Zimbabwe To Trade In Buttons

Zimbabwe To Trade In Buttons

Zimbabwe, the funny little African country where inflation triples every five minutes, has abandoned its currency, and will, from tomorrow - or maybe even tonight - trade in buttons. President of Zimbabwe, the Dr Robert Mugabe, announced the chang...
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