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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has warned Stewart Downing that the winger may have to convert to left-back to have any future at Anfield. (The Guardian) Its left-back or left-out. Downing's choice really. Dennis Wise is among a large number of applicants for Coventry City's vacant managerial post. (BBC Coventry & Warwickshire) There's a lot of cab drivers around London who would have...
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Funny story: Rob Green hails five star performance from QPR

Rob Green hails five star performance from QPR

New QPR goalkeeper hailed a five star performance from Queens Park Rangers on the opening day of the Premier League season, as he picked the ball out of the net five times in a home reverse to Swansea. Green refused to be downbeat at his new teams...
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Funny story: Capello Accused Of Showing Disrespect by Swiss Boss

Capello Accused Of Showing Disrespect by Swiss Boss

Despite a disastrous World Cup 2010 campaign and an even worse league season with recently relegated West Ham, Robert "Oops" Green has been recalled to the England squad for the Euro qualifier against Switzerland. Swiss boss Ottmar Hitzfeld has ac...
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Funny story: English Footballers Hope They Never Hear A Vuvuzela Again!

English Footballers Hope They Never Hear A Vuvuzela Again!

"Those stupid things were so loud we couldn't concentrate", stated Goalkeeper Robert Green yelling at the top of his lungs. "I still can't hear shit!" That's probably a good thing because most of England's fans had some choice words for him for bl...
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Funny story: Nice Nick Criticises Labour For Woefully Underestimating Green's Blunder

Nice Nick Criticises Labour For Woefully Underestimating Green's Blunder

The Office for Football Responsibility says the taxpayer will have to FOOT THE BILL of nearly £9665 trillion because Labour MISJUDGED the effect of England's hapless keeper Robert Green's failure to catch the ball against lowly USA. In a speech,...
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Funny story: Robert Green honoured in Queen's Birthday list for heroic performance in World Cup

Robert Green honoured in Queen's Birthday list for heroic performance in World Cup

England and West Ham United goalkeeper Robert Green has received a CBE from the Queen in recognition for his outstanding performance in goal against the USA in the World Cup. The Queen, who is a big German football fan, was delighted to see the En...
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Funny story: Robert Green Blames Hyenas For World Cup Howler

Robert Green Blames Hyenas For World Cup Howler

It seems that England keeper Robert Green is blaming a pack of hyenas he spotted on a safari trip for his World Cup howler against the USA. According to the West Ham man's friends, when Clint Dempsey unleashed that half hearted shot at him, he cou...
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Funny story: Alternative View: Scotland Against Crooked Lawyers

Alternative View: Scotland Against Crooked Lawyers

A man has been arrested twice for trying to expose a massive cover up of the abuse by paedophiles of a young girl called Holly Grieg. This has been covered up because people in high places could lose their jobs Robert Green is now standing at the General Election as a candidate in Aberdeen against the sitting Labour candidate. Mr Green is sitting under the banner Scotland against crooked law...
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