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Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the renowned cannibalistic psychiatrist and sometime taxidermist, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week describing how he mounted Robert De Niro prior to...

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De Niro Back on Form with Latest Blockbuster.

Funny story: De Niro Back on Form with Latest Blockbuster.

Jake Slater is a top hitman for the CIA. Now nearing retirement he dreams of becoming a writer. This is his supreme passion, apart from murder. By chance, he meets Yvonne Badcheck while walking his dog along Miami beach and they quickly form a relationship. "I have never met anyone like you," she tells him. "You seem so cold and distant ... and yet... your poetry speaks to the heart. I wept w...

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Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Funny story: Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Tribeca neighbors, Robert De Niro and Jay-Z allegedly had a heated verbal exchange at a recent birthday party for Leonardo DiCaprio, resulting in De Niro's bottom lip wobbling on several occasions and ending with him staring into space before asking...

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America's Number One Movie - 'The Little Fockers' Has The Citizens Group, 'Folks Against Double Entendres' In An Uproar!

Funny story: America's Number One Movie - 'The Little Fockers' Has The Citizens Group, 'Folks Against Double Entendres' In An Uproar!

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - According to a published report that appeared in The Chattanooga Bulletin Bugle newspaper the Chattanooga based Folks Against Double Entendres organization is picketing theaters where the hit movie The Little Fockers is being...

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The Movie "The Vampires Suck" Brings Back The Long Lost Art of "Sucking"

Funny story: The Movie "The Vampires Suck" Brings Back The Long Lost Art of "Sucking"

HOLLYWOOD - The vampire movie parody, The Vampires Suck has just opened and already it has jumped all the way up to #29 on the movie charts. It has surpassed the movie based on Paris Hilton's self written autobiography, Look At My Ass - It's Hot,...

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De Niro's Righteous Kill movie sued by De Menezes estate

Funny story: De Niro's Righteous Kill movie sued by De Menezes estate

London - (OMFG! Mess): UK anti-terror cops 'may have been adversely influenced' by a poster advertising Robert De Niro's movie Righteous Kill according to a lawsuit filed by lawyers acting for Jean Charles De Menezes' estate. The Brazilian electri...

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New York restaurants say De Niro is 'bad-assed mean tipper'

Funny story: New York restaurants say De Niro is 'bad-assed mean tipper'

Hells Kitchen, Upper West Side, New York - (Rotters): Restaurant staff at a chain of eateries part-owned by Hollywood actor Robert de Niro have downed tools and branded their boss a bad-assed mean tipper who has pocketed all their hard-earned gratuit...

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DNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister

Funny story: DNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister

As Big Brother fans made Nicky Fromwatford the fifth evictee from the House on Friday, news emerged yesterday that another personality discrepancy has come to light that may shake the show to its ve...

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