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Funny story: Move To Overturn U.S. - Scotland Haggis Import Ban

Move To Overturn U.S. - Scotland Haggis Import Ban

A ban on Haggis imported from Scotland into the U.S. may be lifted in the next few days as E.U. and The United States meet to improve food trading regulations between the two Continents. The importation of Haggis from Scotland (near England, E.U.
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Funny story: New NASA video issued over Scottish 'Mayan Calendar' Doomsday scare

New NASA video issued over Scottish 'Mayan Calendar' Doomsday scare

Washington - "Just a routine precaution, guys," NASA head of Doomsday debunking Dr Tamara Hexoplasm commented, "in case any remaining Mayan apocalypse peddlers latch onto this latest hoodoo about the rescheduled End Of The World." The new video di...
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Funny story: Among The New Romantic Books

Among The New Romantic Books

with Tilly Wrestleman Greetings friends! 'Tis almost that most Romantic time of year again. That especial day, when the gallant lover gets out the batter-pan and addresses the pancakes in honour of the Jewish Patron Saint of Scottish watercourses, Rabbi Burns. I am singing of that night when an heap of steaming crepes is laid out for the delectation of our lover and his lass, in honour of Sh...
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Funny story: SNP plot to top the Queen with Carpet Burns Night shagathon

SNP plot to top the Queen with Carpet Burns Night shagathon

Norfolk - A succession of Scottish Nationalist toy boys is lining up for a turn on the Sandringham shag pile according to reports. Tradition dictates representatives of Scotland's fittest under-21s gets a go at pleasuring the Queen to celebrate un...
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Funny story: Chinese New Year and Burns Night merged

Chinese New Year and Burns Night merged

With Chinese New Year arriving just two days before the Scottish celebration of Burns Night, it has been decided to amalgamate the two massive events in the global calendar and have Chinese Burns Night. "This is going to be phenomenal," said Wu Ma...
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Funny story: Auld Lang Syne Lyrics A Mystery

Auld Lang Syne Lyrics A Mystery

Most Britons make up the lyrics to the traditional New Year ditty Auld Lang Syne a survey has discovered. Researchers discovered that 37 per cent of us don't know any of the words to the song, written by Robert Burns in 1788. Most of the adults...
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Funny story: Scouts mistakingly celebrate Burns Night

Scouts mistakingly celebrate Burns Night

A series of mistakes has led to a number of scouts visiting A&E over the past twenty four hours. The first mistake was believing that scouts celebrate Burns Night, when in fact it is Scots that celebrate this famous Scottish and completely ill...
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Funny story: Scots celebrate Burns Night

Scots celebrate Burns Night

Famous Scots all around the world today celebrated Burns Night, an evening of dwelling on everything that's good about Scotland over huge amounts of whisky, but with no ice or water in it, and eating huge amounts of sheeps' stomachs filled with oats...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Claims Scottish Ancestry

Michael Jackson Claims Scottish Ancestry

Popstar Michael Jackson has amazed people in Scotland on his 50th birthday, by following up his new album of Rabbie Burns' cover versions, with his amazing declaration that he, himself, is a Scot. Jackson claims that his ancestors were part of the...
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