The Glasgow club's latest big star name says he is delighted to sign for the team he supported as a lad but doubts he'll be there for too long.
'Oi tink oiv got ants in me pants or someting' he told us. 'Oid loik to stay for the rest of me career...
The republic of Ireland's record scorer Robbie Keane is continuing his protest about the standard of refereeing, demanding a replay for the clear handball which cost his team a goal.
"Wigan's goal was as clear a handball as I have ever seen and ye...
Harry Rednapp, the free spending manager of Tottenham, has admitted he has made a mistake in buying back Robbie Keane.
"I looked at the squad and realised we needed a midfielder," he explained. "So when I heard Keane was available, you know, I ju...
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