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Funny story: Don't Flatten Hedgehogs Pleads David Dimpleby

Don't Flatten Hedgehogs Pleads David Dimpleby

Sir David Dimpleby, the famous naturist has appealed to drivers to take care when round shaped spikey animals cross the road and to try to avoid driving over them. According to a survey among drivers, most people think that hedgehogs are flat animals...
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Funny story: New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

Fuel experts revealed on Sunday night a shocking new report which stated that petrol stations across the country had been diluting the petrol they were selling with the food spread Marmite. An unknown source from an unnamed oil company defended...
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Funny story: Wales to adopt the fathom instead of the mile

Wales to adopt the fathom instead of the mile

Having spent millions ensuring every sign and leaflet in Wales is in both Welsh and English, thus ensuring the survival of the language, the Welsh are now to redo all road signs with miles on, and replace them with fathoms. "We don't like the mile...
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Funny story: Idaho Passes The Nation's First Road Kill Bill

Idaho Passes The Nation's First Road Kill Bill

BOISE, Idaho - Idaho has become the first state in the union to pass a new road kill bill. According to state Senator Brogan F. Candlefish [D-Pocatello], the bill registered as Idaho Road Kill Bill 001 states that anyone who runs over any type of...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - A3054 to have the potholes filled

Isle of Wight News - A3054 to have the potholes filled

The Isle of Wight Council have announced plans to finally solve the problems with the A3054 Queens Road between Ryde and Newport. "Since the bad winter of 1963," said Councillor David Pugh, "we've suffered with pot holes on this busy main road. We...
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Funny story: Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile. "We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is orga...
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Funny story: Street Braille to be rolled out after a successful trial

Street Braille to be rolled out after a successful trial

In a bid to help the blind and partially sighted, a new scheme of Street Braille is to be rolled out across the UK after a successful trial in Stockport. Over the coming weeks, bumps will appear on pavements across Britain's streets informing the...
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Funny story: Travel Chaos As Fly-Tipper Dumps World's Largest Stash Of Mini Bounty Bars

Travel Chaos As Fly-Tipper Dumps World's Largest Stash Of Mini Bounty Bars

There was travel chaos today, as the M40 was closed after someone dumped a lorry load of mini Bounty bars on the northbound carriageway. Over five tonnes of the coconut filled chocolatey treat were left on the motorway between 3:30 and 4:15am this...
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Funny story: Road Repairs Urgent as 10 ton Lorry Disappears

Road Repairs Urgent as 10 ton Lorry Disappears

A new development on Britain's roads is causing concern in Whitehall. A truck has gone missing 'somewhere in the Midlands' after falling down a hole in the road. Passers by looked in shocked horror as the truck carrying a load of furniture plunge...
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Funny story: Britain's Truck Drivers Bid for Fair Play

Britain's Truck Drivers Bid for Fair Play

Britain's many, many HGV drivers have today made a heartfelt appeal to the public to end the constant discrimination against their profession. "It's not on", said Steve Bloke, a member of pro-haulage organization, The Wagons Are The Solution, "peo...
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Funny story: Motorists "Delusional" Claim Engineers

Motorists "Delusional" Claim Engineers

A third of motorists are happy with the state of Britain's roads, a survey has revealed. The figure of 32 per cent is down from 64 per cent who were happy with the roads when the survey began in 2008. Carried out by the Institute of Civil Engin...
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Funny story: Roads Network Proposals

Roads Network Proposals

The building of the new Aberdeen bypass could be delayed by up to two years because of a legal challenge, it has been claimed . Road Sense, the campaign group set up to oppose the proposed road on environmental grounds, said it had instructed lawy...
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Funny story: Protestors gather over scrapping of bypass

Protestors gather over scrapping of bypass

Britain's busiest road is not the M25, or indeed, any road in London, it is the A628 in Mottram, Greater Manchester. The road that connects Manchester to Yorkshire via the Woodhead and Snake passes funnels tens of thousands of cars a day from the M67...
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Funny story: State of North Carolina Converting I-95 to a Gravel Road in Bid to Save Budget

State of North Carolina Converting I-95 to a Gravel Road in Bid to Save Budget

The recession is over but the North Carolina Department of Transportation has decided to convert it's 200 miles of I-95 to a gravel surfaced highway in a bid to save the states' floundering budget. After several meetings earlier this year the gene...
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Funny story: Pay as you go - motorists in Britain will plan routes carefully

Pay as you go - motorists in Britain will plan routes carefully

There'll be no more 'nipping down the road in the car to pick up fish 'n' chips, if Britain adopts 'Pay as you go'. It is in the planning stages that British drivers will soon have to pay per mile travelled. Crazy though it may sound it has a lot of benefits: People will walk more and so get much needed exercise. Petrol bills will go down (BUT this COULD have an adverse effect by driving...
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Funny story: Cambridge's congestion charge a step nearer

Cambridge's congestion charge a step nearer

Cambridge has announced plans to introduce even more traffic lights on the city's busy ring road in an attempt to force residents to accept the congestion charge. Latest plans show additional pot-holes and collapsed sewers to be investigated in 6...
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Funny story: Highways Agency to Shut Down; Lack of Cones Blamed

Highways Agency to Shut Down; Lack of Cones Blamed

The Highways Agency - the department responsible for closing Britain's roads - is to be forced to close. In a shocking revelation we have learned that the Highways Agency has run out of traffic cones and is even appealing to students, stag parties...
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Funny story: Sick Lollipop Man Responsible for the Deaths of Five Children

Sick Lollipop Man Responsible for the Deaths of Five Children

A concerned father from Devon was getting a bit worried about all three of his children getting put in to detention for being late for classes three days in a row. They said; "But daddy! It's not our fault we are late for lessons, it's the traf...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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