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Funny story: Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River

Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River

NEW YORK CITY - In a story that certainly fits the you gotta see it to believe it cliché, comedian Joan Rivers, 79, was caught swimming au naturel in the East River. When NYPD officers approached Ms. Rivers they noticed a faint smell of Scotch com...
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Funny story: Gursky Photograph sells for $4.3m

Gursky Photograph sells for $4.3m

An image of the Rhine taken by German artist Andreas Gursky has sold for $4.3m (£2.7m) in New York, breaking the auction record for a photograph. Glass-mounted panoramic colour print Rhein II, created in 1999, is one of an edition of six works.
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Funny story: The three little pigs and the crocodile - a spoof for children

The three little pigs and the crocodile - a spoof for children

Once upon a time the three little pigs came to a river. "We need to cross this river," said the youngest little pig. "But we can't swim across," said the middle little pig, "there is a crocodile in the river." "Then we will need to build boats," said the oldest little pig. The three little pigs went to find things to build their boats with. The youngest little pig found a field full...
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Funny story: Report on expedition to find source of Ganges

Report on expedition to find source of Ganges

The dawn sun beat down on the party as they struggled onwards toward their goal, almost in sight at the final day of their expedition. They had been walking for over an hour and were beginning to feel that their journey would never end. A cat meowed. A dog woofed. A pigeon made a sort of pigeon noise and a mouse farted, followed through then died of syphilis. And at last, the party who set out fro...
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Funny story: Top 10 most improved rivers to take a dump in, released by Environment Agency

Top 10 most improved rivers to take a dump in, released by Environment Agency

A list of the 10 safest rivers in England and Wales to take an unscheduled dump in has been released by the Environment Agency (EA). The list includes the River Wandle in London, which was officially declared a sewer in the 1960s, making it total...
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Funny story: Underground river discovered under the Thames

Underground river discovered under the Thames

London - Sports enthusiast reckon it's set to become the most popular subterranean whitewater freestyle kayaking/waterboarding site in all of Europe amid confirmation it dwarfs its surface counterpart from Boulters Lock at Maidenhead to Devil's Islan...
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Funny story: A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota

A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota

NEW ORLEANS - Algonquin Brewtiddle one of the most respected weathercasters in the South recently spoke with reporters about the Mississippi River and the recent flooding. Brewtiddle said that he entered all kinds of weather facts, information, an...
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Funny story: Thames To Close For Repairs

Thames To Close For Repairs

The Thames will be closed from next Tuesday for essential repairs, the River Authority announced today. Repairs will be carried out between the Thames Barrier and Kingston, with a 100% restriction on movements of water, boats, fish and sewage.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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