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Funny story: Baltimore Rioters Loot Gay Managed CVS, "A Step Forward In This Tension Wrought Southern City," Says Mayor

Baltimore Rioters Loot Gay Managed CVS, "A Step Forward In This Tension Wrought Southern City," Says Mayor

Baltimore, MD - Footage of a CVS Pharmacy in flames has proved gratifying to gay activists throughout the country. "Having a CVS known to be managed by a flaming homosexual burn to the ground at the hands of irate rioters would have been unthinkab...
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Funny story: Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Out of an abundance of caution, a nuclear weapon was detonated in Baltimore after days of angry protests and riots crippled the city and damaged several properties. Working together, the local police and National Guard decided an atomic bomb was the...
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Funny story: Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'

Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'

Damascus, Syria - A video of a Baltimore mother head-slapping her feckless son for rampaging at the city's recent riots has been staged for prophet a leading Jihadi webshite has warned. "This fake Western propaganda fools no one," Mustapha Pee, m...
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Funny story: Rioting Continues In Munchkin City

Rioting Continues In Munchkin City

Munchkin City, Oz-- Heavy rioting continues in Munchkin City tonight in the fabled Land of Oz. The mayor's office has been burned to the ground, and the Hall of Fame is in flames at this hour. The Wicked Witch of the West has put the city under a s...
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Funny story: Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

London, England: Following the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the postponement of Top Gear, threats of a serious nature from overseas have been made against BBC Director General. Whilst an overseas email threatening the BBC Director General has res...
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Funny story: Tribal Warfare in Equitorial Guinea

Tribal Warfare in Equitorial Guinea

Newsflash: CIA HQ in Equitorial Guinea, somewhere in Africa! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star footy reporter, Chief Daddy Longlegs-Chamberlain, observing the Africa Cup sent the following report! "A tribal war has just broke o...
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Funny story: Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson man Randy Burrows is reeling in shock this morning after discovering that his mother had failed to purchase milk to accompany his usual breakfast of cornflakes. The 26 year old school janitor, who has yet to leave home, was visibly upset,...
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Funny story: Ferguson learns valuable lesson: Don't announce bad news at night

Ferguson learns valuable lesson: Don't announce bad news at night

Ferguson, Mo. - Businesses were ablaze and bullets flew overhead throughout the night in Ferguson as officials chose the late evening as the best time to announce that a white police officer would not be indicted in the shooting of an unarmed black t...
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Funny story: Hong Kong Police Train U.S. Campus Cops

Hong Kong Police Train U.S. Campus Cops

A famous pepper spray incident occurred on November 18, 2011, during an Occupy movement demonstration at the University of California, Davis. After asking the protesters to leave, University police pepper sprayed a group of demonstrators as they were...
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Funny story: Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Ferguson, MO - Last week a white police officer in Ferguson, MO, shot and killed Michael Brown, who was an 18 years old black male. The shooting has ignited demonstrations and riots in the city of Ferguson, as well as other locations across the U.S.
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Funny story: Amish Riot - Midnight Screening of 1985 Thriller Sparks Unrest

Amish Riot - Midnight Screening of 1985 Thriller Sparks Unrest

A midnight screening of the 1985 American thriller film directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis; Witness, has ignited scenes of violence and rioting throughout the Amish community across the United States. The movie, w...
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Funny story: America 2014 - Tension on the Streets Increases

America 2014 - Tension on the Streets Increases

Washington DC (STT News) - The Obama Administration today claimed that billions of Americans had signed up for his namesake medical plan, Obamacare. When asked about the numbers, considering that the US has only about 313 million citizens, HHS Priest...
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Funny story: Spinsters Riot After Justin Dustbin Concert Cancelled

Spinsters Riot After Justin Dustbin Concert Cancelled

Philadelphia, PA-- A flock of spinsters went on a rampage last night in Philadelphia after a Justin Dustbin concert went awry. The spinsters were upset because Justin Dustbin thought the audience was 'too ugly' and he refused to perform. Police sou...
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Funny story: Sweet Turkish delight turns sour!

Sweet Turkish delight turns sour!

Turkey, once a bastion of east meets west, peace (apart from the Kurdish problem), the way forward for both; Islamic prosperity combined with western modernisation has now turned into a "not so delightful" place to be. Sweden riots, UK riots, OK,...
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Funny story: Bangladesh riots cause misery; as if they haven't got enough!

Bangladesh riots cause misery; as if they haven't got enough!

Rioters in Bangladesh are causing much misery, death and destruction just to add to the "normal" misery that their people must suffer on a daily basis. The rioters are up-in-arms about a death sentence given to a citizen claiming it was politicall...
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Funny story: L.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding

L.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding

Los Angles - LA citizens have detained 36 police officers believed to be involved in what are being termed a 'cop riot" caused by the lack of a proper beating not given to a Black man pulled over for a traffic violation. City authorities moved on...
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Funny story: Indian Man Sitting On A Toilet Causes Riots

Indian Man Sitting On A Toilet Causes Riots

Parts of New Delhi, India had to be closed off today after violent confrontations with authorities erupted after an Indian man was chased away from a public toilet he was sitting on. India's armed forces canceled New Year's Eve parties on Monday,...
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Funny story: 47% of the 47% boo Ryan off stage at AARP meet and greet

47% of the 47% boo Ryan off stage at AARP meet and greet

OLD FOLKS HOME, FL (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney wrote off 47% of all Americans as entitlement leeches, and his running mate, Paul Ryan, pissed off 47% of that 47%, namely the elderly, in a speech today. Congressman Ryan was booed off the stage at a Meet an...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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