Team GB athletes are being advised to use a "anti kidnapping app" while they compete in the Rio Olympics. In a ringing endorsement towards the state of Brazil. Ex weightlifter Mr D. Bell (inventor of the app) said:
It's for their own safety. I've...
The late Great Train Robber, Ronnie Biggs is to be given a 200 metre high "Christ the Redeemer" type gold memorial statue on a mountain in the Costa del Sol.
It will be funded by tabloid newspapers, train robbers and paparazi. Biggs who has topped...
England manager Fabulous Caputo has bee seen on his holidays in Rio de Janeiro. Despite the England match coming up shortly he felt like a break and thought Rio was the best place to go.
But Fabuloso had a terrible headache whilst sitting on the b...
In the forthcoming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn movie Kristen Stewart's character Bella will be transformed from vapid vamp-lover to bona-fide bloodsucking beauty. In short, Bella becomes a real born-again vampyre, writes Teen Vampyre Sex Fantasy Correspondent, Camilla Le Fanu.
And her co-star in the billion-dollar bounteous bloodlust bonanza, the world's hottest hunk of hot hunky horror hunk h...
The Brazilian city of Rio De Janiero went absolutely mental yesterday as it was confirmed as host city for the 2016 Olympic Games, and girl band sensation the Bonkettes touched down at the airport for their Maracana Stadium sell out gig.
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