Showing:

Funny satire stories about Rio Grande

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Mexicans caught flu from falling into Rio Grande

Mexicans caught flu from falling into Rio Grande

Laredo,Texas - Billy Bob Figges,US Border Guard and lay Methodist preacher,today revealed his own personal theory on the cause of the Mexican flu outbreak. "Makes sense to me" drawled Figges, who is known to Mexicans and the local Latino community...
View 'Mexicans caught flu from falling into Rio Grande'
Funny story: Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors

Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors

Texas Mayors had a conference yesterday in Austin which had two recommendations for stemming the tide of illegal immigration. First, widen The Rio Grande, second, add alligators to it. This will both discourage attempts, and remove unwanted brave sou...
View 'Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 2?

5 4 22 11


39 readers are online right now!

Go to top